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Turtlenecktie

40 M Castro Valley, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Construction
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly), Mongolian (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I think of myself as a few things. Skaterboarder, romantic, a renaissance man, gipsy king and chivalrous clown. Not sure myself what that means. I love to laugh and trying to make other's laugh. Love my family and friends. Could care less about team sports. Hate team sports!
What I’m doing with my life
Recently moved back to the east bay, working in the City, and skating as much as I can.
I’m really good at
Being sarcastic. Christopher walken impersonations.leaving without saying goodbye.
The first things people usually notice about me
I cant honestly say what other's notice about me at first but by the 3rd or 4th time they realize that I'm bald. Also look 10 years younger apparently to most.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Thinly read but willing to take suggestions audible.com is great while driving.last book I actually read was.please kill me.an oral history of punk.Wes Anderson. 30 rock,snl. Devo. Pesto grilled cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Remote, car keys, pillow, skateboard, family, friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Recently been thinking about taking piano lessons.
On a typical Friday night I am
spraining my ankle at the skatepark.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Refer to profile name. Also have inability to grow armpit hair. Jealous!
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 34–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you have a sense of humor. Have no interest in watching team sports.