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TwatzillaOmg

25 Beverly Hills, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:07pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Persian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I edit my profile with wild abandon. I rarely delete anything even when it becomes irrelevant. If you're feeling overwhelmed, just skim the emphasized things. They are all that matter really.

(Do interest brackets not work anymore?)

My name is Shanna, and I'm not looking for a lover or a marriage. I'm looking for friends and nemeses.

My oral surgeon says I'm unique, so it must be true.

I'm definitely an ENTJ.

I have numerous health issues (please don't send me a message asking what they are) and I'm a hermit, so I stay home and play video games to pass the time. Since my life has been overly thrilling, this is a nice change for me.

I'm here to find gaming partners. Nothing more, maybe something less.

I stream pretty much everything I play...boring or not.

I'm an avid Steam user, so TF2 is my main game of choice.

Borderlands 2!

Definitely TF2 though.

"She sucks at TF2 but at least she has heart! I think. Actually, no. But she's good with peeing."

Poorkcupid


^He currently says I'm dead to him because Jaren and I decided to pick up WoW again. ;_;^

(October 14th, 2012: First day back in World of Twatcraft. 15 hours played already.)

(December 10th, 2012: Stopped playing World of Twatcraft for awhile. Too many hours played.)

We started up WoW again on November 25th 2013. Still going strong until my sub runs out on Xmas.


I have no idea why Civ V is so entertaining, but I haven't played it recently. New expansion December 2014!

I also need people to strategically dismember in Dead Space 2. I still haven't finished Dead Space 3.

Space Station 13 and Team Fortress 2 are my main games right now.

If you're interested, send me a message with your
Steam ID. It's ideal that you also have Mumble.

P.S. I can tell when you haven't read my profile. I even made it short this time! Take the time to at least skim over my shit, or don't bother messaging me at all.

I do not wish to be wooed. I only wish to kick your ass (or try to)
in video games.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Lots and lots of video games. With a dash of Netflix thrown in.

I am also cuddling my kitties to death.

Reddit.

I am teaching myself math since I never really learned it. (This ended after learning multiple division. Fuck math. I have a calculator.)

I am also trying to teach myself to code. I was doing so well until WoW sucked me back in. Sigh.

I also just started a video game blog thing.

^That died soooooo fast.

I have the attention span of a marmot on meth.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Setting people on fire and stabbing them in the back.

I've become pretty good at building tiny guns and running around killing bitches.

Sometimes I make people feel better, but only if I'm feeling generous. It's a pretty stressful job.

I'm a great _____, but I'd rather you didn't message me about it. I shall keep it a secret until I know you much better.

Lying about my age and forgetting about it. Oops.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice. It's amazing and shit.

If it's real life, then probably my insanely oversized purple hoodie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like funny stuff. And some crime stuff. And sci-fi/fantasy stuff.

I used to read so much I was put on a book restriction, but these days my concentration is sort of nil. I think the only books I own are World War Z and The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

A song I like.

And another.

This one is good as well.

And this one was written and recorded for me when I was homeless. <3

The last song was written by Numsig.

I can't stand mushrooms or olives. They taint everything they touch.

Food is a difficult thing for me. My doctor says I need to eat more, but I'm lazy and don't like having to slave over a hot stove. I tried Keto, but that was too expensive. Now I'm back to frozen pizzas and mac and cheesechicken, rice, and coconut oil on everything, but it makes me feel shithungrier. I'm going to try lentils for the first time soon. I hear they are a great complex carb,

And ice cream cake. My birthday is occurring! I'm going to be so old. ;_; <-Still true, but I ruined my ice cream cake last year. =[
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kitties
Chicken salad sandwiches
Lemon water
Desktop
Internet
Bed (I could go without it, but I refuse to ever do so again)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to eat. I spend more time thinking about eating than I actually do eating. It's terrible.

What to play. I have over 160 games in my Steam library, but I only seem to play the same few.

How I really need that $400,000 robot I added to my Amazon wishlist.

tl;dr: I AM AN AWESOME BITCH.

~Poorkcupid

Pretty sure ^he means me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Killing people.

Playing Team Fortress 2/Space Station 13 or watching something amusing.

Things she likes to play:
• Twat Fortress 2
• World of Twatcraft
• Civilization Twat
• Twaterria
• Twatlands 2
• Skytwat
• Twat Defenders
• Twatcraft
• Twatsmod

-Poorkcupid

^He finds this amusing because I renamed World of Warcraft to World of Twatcraft and linked it on Steam. :3
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a hermit, so I don't have any real life friends. I'm slightly agoraphobic due to being homeless for 8 months in Miami, and I generally dislike most people.

For interaction I use Steam and Mumble.

I'm not actually from Beverly Hills. Or even California! I just like to cast a wide net in an area that contains people I get along with best.

This doesn't (or shouldn't anyway) matter since I am only looking for online video game partner things. I'm really not sure what to call you.

Update! I apparently fail at setting alarms. Not one in the last month has worked out for me.

I've come to realize that I have a serious X-Factor addiction. Once I start watching a video, I can't stop until hours have gone by.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wish to amuse me.

You want to help me kill people.

P.S. It has to come to my attention that this may work.

Since most people seem unable to figure this out, ^that^ is a joke. Don't buy me anything. Kthnx.