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31 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:45am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Born in Pittsburgh, PA. Raised in Southern New Hampshire. Moved to Brooklyn at the age of 22.

"I don't know what it is I like about you, but I like it a lot."
- Led Zeppelin

"I don't know, but what's it ever I play, its got to be funky."
- James Brown
What I’m doing with my life
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Professional chef. Performance artist.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being loyal to my friends. Dancing. Cooking breakfast. Baking. Being polite. Smiling. Laughing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Long hair. Long face. Bandana, always.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Charles Bukowski and H.P. Lovecraft. "The Sun Also Rises" which I think is the most beautiful novel for reasons I can't entirely explain.

Music: Iron Maiden. Black Sabbath. Pantera. Judas Priest. James Brown. Justin Timberlake.

Food: Fried clam rolls. Biscuits from scratch.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee. The ocean.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My niece and nephew.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Filling up the jukebox with Maiden. Drinking one too many tallboys. Wondering what state I will be in when I head to work at 7AM on Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm disastrous when it comes to saving money. Pixar movies make me weep uncontrollably. I love sports bars/watching sports (is that so wrong?).
You should message me if
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My extensive research on this site has lead me to believe that you are looking for the following: A mind-reading, hilarious, sensitive-but-not-weak, sexy-but-not-oversexed, well-read, incredibly intelligent, globe-trotting, animal-loving, orphan-saving, farm-to-table-eating, whiskey-drinking, marathon-running six foot two inch superhero who has the next 20 years of his life planned out yet is still wildly spontaneous. A third-wave feminist who will quote Miranda July whilst opening the car door for you. If you find that man, good on you Missy. In the meantime, why don't I buy you a beer and we can exchange some sarcastic banter, hmm?