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TwistedReality7

19 / F / gay / Available

Asheville, North Carolina

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White
Height
5' 6" (1.67m).
Body Type
Thin
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Casual sex
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No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
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Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
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Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am sarcastic, fun-loving, and grounded.

My Self-Summary

I'm Devon Alanna. I was born in NY but grew up in Lake Lure NC, and moved to Asheville to go to UNCA in 2007. I love electronic music to the point that it's becoming increasingly difficult to relate to people who don't, and I spend most of my free time at dance parties and psytrance festivals. I love allll of it - psytrance, techno, tech house, dub (in small doses), electro, and more. So if you have a problem with hearing it you might want to invest in earplugs if we hang out. ;) I also love nighttime skinnydipping, waterfalls, hoopdance, festivals...Oh, and I have a blue-eyed heeler mix named Nisha that I love more than life itself. So if you have a friendly dog, that's points in your favor!

That's the important stuff, anything else just ask!

**Note** Guys, do not message me! I'm actually bisexual, but I put "lesbian" because I have a boyfriend, and the only thing I am looking for is a pretty lady that might be interested in meeting me and my sexy boyfriend, getting to know us, and having some fun.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm going to AB Tech to get my Associate's Degree in applied science to be a vet tech. After that I might go back to UNCA for another two years to get a Bachelor's Degree. While I'm in school I'm just living it up and having fun..while maintaining my GPA of course. :)

I’m really good at

Hoopdancing! If you don't know what it is, here's a couple of videos of me doing it. Onstage w/Shapestatic, June '09: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwyca-2TUP0 and another one from the Blue Ridge Pride fest, Oct. '09 (not the best, just me messing around): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvmMnu9_eaI

The first things people usually notice about me

I've had quite a few people tell me I have big, beautiful eyes (as my mom put it, "deer like"). What, did you think I was going to say something else was big and beautiful? ;)

Oh, and if I'm at a party people usually notice my neon furry legwarmers, ha.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I'm reading One Hundred Years of Solitude right now, and have been for months. I read the first few hundred pages really quickly, and then forgot about it so I have to go back and reread the second half of it. I also love 1984 and anything by Tom Robbins.

Favorite music? Oh boy. Radiohead, Ladytron, Dresden Dolls, and a bunch of obscure electronic music that most people haven't heard of but if you have, I like you already. Milton Jackson, Androcell, Pretty Lights, Kilowatts, Shapestatic, Scorb, Telefon Tel Aviv, Artifakt, Ajja, Electrypnose, and too many more to list here.

Food..mmm..I may be skinny but I looove food. I'm not a picky eater; I like a variety of things. Fettucini alfredo is one of my favorites, and I love fresh seafood. Every time I go to Charleston I have to eat at Hyman's Half Shell. Mmm...

The six things I could never do without

My car, my iPod, dance parties/festivals, sex, love (not necessarily romantic - friends & family included), hoop dancing. I would put my dog but she isn't a "thing."

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The next upcoming party or festival.

On a typical Friday night I am

Winter: At an indoor party dancing/hooping my ass off.

Summer: At Deerfields or Kuykendall dancing/hooping my ass off. ;)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Is it me or this is a stupid section?

You should message me if

you actually want to talk to me. I seem to have lots of conversations in which two messages are exchanged, and that's that. I'm on here to actually meet a cool, down to earth, electronic music-lovin' chick!