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Twistedkitty

28 / F / straight / Seeing someone

Dublin, Ireland

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Typical Day on OkCupid

Today, I decided to be friendly, look at profiles and be nice to the people who had them. I sent a few messages and whilst I was doing this I flagged a photo that some guy had posted of his penis. So I wait for replies, sure enough my profile gets looked at, the messages read and no replies come. Then huzzah a light in yonder inbox breaks, tis penis guy...
"see you took a look, write me, lets chat, my name is Scott"
My reply "yes I looked because your face appears to be a penis". Welcome to the internet my friends, keep your arms and faces away from reality.
Today, I decided to be friendly, look at profiles and be nice tothe people who had them. I sent a few messages and whilst I wasdoing this I flagged a photo that some guy had posted of his penis.So I wait for replies, sure enough my profile gets looked at, themessages read and no replies come. Then huzzah a light in yonderinbox breaks, tis penis guy...
"see you took a look, write me, lets chat, my name is Scott"
My reply "yes I looked because your face appears to be a penis".Welcome to the internet my friends, keep your arms and faces awayfrom reality.
Typical Day on OkCupid

Adventure test!

This isn't an adventure test at all, surely an adventure test would be questions about Indiana Jones or The Goonies. I'm probably just saying that because the videos of people hi-fiving scared me...give me a man in a room of spikes any day.
This isn't an adventure test at all, surely an adventure test wouldbe questions about Indiana Jones or The Goonies. I'm probably justsaying that because the videos of people hi-fiving scared me...giveme a man in a room of spikes any day.
Adventure test!

Bishop Allen

I did one of the tests on here which saw how rocking you were at googling information. One of the questions related to a band called Bishop Allen. I remember whatever that question was being the hardest to find information on. It was included because one of the guys who set up this site is in the band. I didn't think anything more of it until I saw bishop allen mentioned on hypemachine so out of curiousity listened to a few songs, then bought the album.

they are good, very good actually and the new album is great. I guess these opinions are relative to your taste in music.

http://hypem.com/track/350716

That is one of the tracks I like and if you buy the new album online you get an electron copy at the same time.
I did one of the tests on here which saw how rocking you were atgoogling information. One of the questions related to a band calledBishop Allen. I remember whatever that question was being thehardest to find information on. It was included because one of theguys who set up this site is in the band. I didn't think anythingmore of it until I saw bishop allen mentioned on hypemachine so outof curiousity listened to a few songs, then bought the album.

they are good, very good actually and the new album is great. Iguess these opinions are relative to your taste in music.

http://hypem.com/track/350716

That is one of the tracks I like and if you buy the new albumonline you get an electron copy at the same time.
Bishop Allen

Stalker Features

The stalker feature is freaking me out, it basically shows you the people who aren't interested in you, or are interested in you but don't know what to say to you. It's like a more subversive WOO, or its like eating dinner and someone sticking their face up against the window, you know you are there but do you acknowledge them?

Would you want to?

Also it pisses me off that you can't see the percentage matches on the ONLINE NOW stuff.
The stalker feature is freaking me out, it basically shows you thepeople who aren't interested in you, or are interested in you butdon't know what to say to you. It's like a more subversive WOO, orits like eating dinner and someone sticking their face up againstthe window, you know you are there but do you acknowledgethem?

Would you want to?

Also it pisses me off that you can't see the percentage matches onthe ONLINE NOW stuff.
Stalker Features

do you think....

In real life people would look better or worse than their pictures?
colm says I look better than my pictures, I could say the same for a few of my friends on it to be honest...
But in the same thing I've seen pictures of people who look worse in real life..

(tweek, you may notice I got rid of the pancake photo �_�)
In real life people would look better or worse than theirpictures?
colm says I look better than my pictures, I could say the same fora few of my friends on it to be honest...
But in the same thing I've seen pictures of people who look worsein real life..

(tweek, you may notice I got rid of the pancake photo �_�)
do you think....

another day another journal

As if Lj wasnt enough I'm meant to put stuff here too?
Today I have a stomach bug....it makes me want to write bad poetry...

so anyways todays question is
what would you rather have sex with...
a bagel or a donut?

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As if Lj wasnt enough I'm meant to put stuff here too?
Today I have a stomach bug....it makes me want to write badpoetry...

so anyways todays question is
what would you rather have sex with...
a bagel or a donut?
another day another journal
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