Now with that out of the way:
Me and my girl are kinda new to the Chicago suburbs area (Woodridge, Downer's Grove, Naperville, etc..) and we're lookin for cool chicks or couples to hang out with. (read: NOT swinging). Msg me if you're interested
And a little about me..
Right now an illustrious career in the arts is in full swing, and I've been getting some of my designs printed up on a few of those limited edition/24 hours and it's gone forever custom t-shirt websites (teefury, ript, yetee, etc), and am doing pretty good with that. I'm at a point now where I can completely support myself with art. Me and my girl do a lot of work together too. We more or less own our own bidniss. The dream = me livin it. Word.
Also sometimes me and my friend Cindy go to swanky bars/clubs/restaurants and pick fake fights with eachother, and knock over tables and drinks and people and and bottles and chairs and scream and yell like white trash hellcats till we get hurled into the street.
All of my heros are either dead or figments of the imagination.
(I have however recently added Patton Oswalt to this list, but I'm still keeping that in here :P ).
I messaged my highest enemy % match on here and suggested that we fight to the death... she has yet to respond.
Try not to take me too seriously.
my profile is 95% complete
I've been entering into a lot of online design contest websites geared around t-shirts n whatnot, and am actually starting to make kind of a name for myself with it too.
(I'm on drugs)
Movies: Animal House, Fight Club, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, V for Vendetta, Waking Life, Pi, Anything by Martin Scorsece Superbad, 40yr Old Virgin, Knocked-Up. Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Crash, Snatch, American Psycho, Seven, Saw, Memento, Teeth, The Dark Knight. Zeitgeist. Inside. Mum n Dad. Friday, Drag Me To Hell, Orphan, Martyrs, Behind The Mask The Rise Of Leslie Vernon. Nearly all the Marvel comic book movies. Honestly I'd be here all day filling this out. There's a metric fuckton of things I want to add now since originally writing this. If you wanna know just ask.
Music: Whatever's clever.
(do drugs count as books, movies, shows, music, and food?)
(take a wild guess)
C'mon, I dare ya!
Also hangin out with the Ms. at home. We're anti-social as fuck.
(and we're on drugs)
(I'll give you a hint. It has something to do with drugs)
OR if you're a cute open-minded single lady that might wanna hang out and have some fun adventures with me and my girl. We're both new to the area and would love to have somebody to show us around town.
Really though I like all different types of girls. Anywhere from punk rock to republican, hippie to hardcore. As long as you're interestING, I'll be interestED.
chances are I'll probably look at your profile a couple of times before I actually message you though.
(you have drugs)