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Twisto

39 Woodridge, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latvian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*****Just a quick note, before we begin, I'm currently in a relationship and living with this lovely young lady Jerichohill. So you have to be cool with that if we're gonna hit it off.

Now with that out of the way:

Me and my girl are kinda new to the Chicago suburbs area (Woodridge, Downer's Grove, Naperville, etc..) and we're lookin for cool chicks or couples to hang out with. (read: NOT swinging). Msg me if you're interested

And a little about me..

Right now an illustrious career in the arts is in full swing, and I've been getting some of my designs printed up on a few of those limited edition/24 hours and it's gone forever custom t-shirt websites (teefury, ript, yetee, etc), and am doing pretty good with that. I'm at a point now where I can completely support myself with art. Me and my girl do a lot of work together too. We more or less own our own bidniss. The dream = me livin it. Word.

Also sometimes me and my friend Cindy go to swanky bars/clubs/restaurants and pick fake fights with eachother, and knock over tables and drinks and people and and bottles and chairs and scream and yell like white trash hellcats till we get hurled into the street.

All of my heros are either dead or figments of the imagination.

(I have however recently added Patton Oswalt to this list, but I'm still keeping that in here :P ).

I messaged my highest enemy % match on here and suggested that we fight to the death... she has yet to respond.

Try not to take me too seriously.

my profile is 95% complete
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Things like this: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Omega-Man-5000/192714590772337

and this:

http://harry-g.deviantart.com/gallery/

I've been entering into a lot of online design contest websites geared around t-shirts n whatnot, and am actually starting to make kind of a name for myself with it too.

(also drugs)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Drawing everything with GREEN eyes. Strange and unusual behavior. Art. Saying really inappropriate things to the wrong kinds of people at the worst possible moments. Fleeing from the scene of a crime. Synaesthetics. Graffiti. Never skipping breakfast.

(drugs)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I don't look or act my age. The scar on my upper lip.

(I'm on drugs)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I've only read one book... Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas. (two if you count Napalm & Silly Putty by George Carlin)

Movies: Animal House, Fight Club, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, V for Vendetta, Waking Life, Pi, Anything by Martin Scorsece Superbad, 40yr Old Virgin, Knocked-Up. Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Crash, Snatch, American Psycho, Seven, Saw, Memento, Teeth, The Dark Knight. Zeitgeist. Inside. Mum n Dad. Friday, Drag Me To Hell, Orphan, Martyrs, Behind The Mask The Rise Of Leslie Vernon. Nearly all the Marvel comic book movies. Honestly I'd be here all day filling this out. There's a metric fuckton of things I want to add now since originally writing this. If you wanna know just ask.

Music: Whatever's clever.

Food: BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINSS

(do drugs count as books, movies, shows, music, and food?)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art
Food
Family
Booze
Karma
Ideas

(take a wild guess)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you n yo dawg liked yo yos, and I put yo dawg in a yo yo with a yo yo, would you yo yo yo dawg while yo dawg yo yos, dawg?

(also...)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shaking my fist up at the heavens and challenging god to come down here and fight like a man if he thinks he's so tough!

C'mon, I dare ya!

Also hangin out with the Ms. at home. We're anti-social as fuck.

(and we're on drugs)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I crawled down to the basement when the weather got cold. Like a lost lamb returning to the fold. And when the out- side- world recedes from here, it's just a year's supply of make-up, and memories of you. Ninteen sixty-seven. Colt forty-five. Holding back the vampires keeping me alive. There's an envelope with some cash it in out by the front door. This is what they make you take the medication for.

(I'll give you a hint. It has something to do with drugs)
You should message me if
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You like artists, are one yourself, or understand the artist mentality. You're reading this right now and it's past 3am on a weekday night. You're weird. (the good weird not the... weird weird). You stand out in a crowd. You're a short redheaded asian girl with green eyes. Seriously, short redheaded asian girls with green eyes rule. Short girls in general rule. Message me if you're short.

OR if you're a cute open-minded single lady that might wanna hang out and have some fun adventures with me and my girl. We're both new to the area and would love to have somebody to show us around town.

Really though I like all different types of girls. Anywhere from punk rock to republican, hippie to hardcore. As long as you're interestING, I'll be interestED.

chances are I'll probably look at your profile a couple of times before I actually message you though.

(you have drugs)