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TwoBeans

36 M Rockville, MD

My Details

Last Online
Aug 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Born in Kalamazoo, MI and moved here to the metro DC area for better opportunities. Juggling IT work with the lavish lifestyle (haw!) of a local underground EDM artist. I like it loud and at low frequency. I'm also an ordained minister, so feel free to ask me about "Bob"!

I am one, one, and one. Just like KRS.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working for "the man". Producing electronic dance music, then playing DJ sets of it all over the DC Metro area and occasionally beyond it. Convincing others that signing up for a fake UFO cult at the low low price of $35 is an awesome idea.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Picking good music to play, for the right situations. Foot and/or back/neck rubs. Cartoonish yet ultra-violent computer games. Finding the one amusing thing out of an unamusing situation. Fixing your PC.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dome. My eyes. That I'm not normal.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books by Dr. Alan Watts
Movies: Army of Darkness, American Beauty
Music: Oh hell, we could be here all day cataloging my many many many gigabytes of music spanning all over the place, but...
Skream, Benga, Kromestar, Laibach, Rammstein, Kraftwerk, The Residents, Busta Rhymes, Snoop Dogg, NWA, Bach, Negativland, Benni Benassi, Oakenfold, Schpongle, Daft Punk Bjork Manu Chao Nine Inch Nails The Prodigy etc etc etc. Yeah, I'd be here all day.

One thing never showing up in my playlists, ever, DJing or at home, is Skrillex. ugh.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
air
water
food
shelter
gravity
mental stimulation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whatever has grabbed my attention at the time
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out at a club, out with friends, or in at home getting my geekternet on.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you ever want to see Commissioner Gordon alive again.