Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a great windowless van and a log I keep in the passenger
seat. I love long secluded drives. Preferably by a river or
abandoned building. I enjoy long walks far from ear shot and hot
nights to help sweat out the poisons. I spend a lot of time in my
shed with my old farming equipment. I also like yelling at news
casters on TV. I have a job pushing carts at my local supermarket.
It's great for people watching and sizing up new friends, height
weight vulnerability that sort of thing. You'd be surprised what
you can find out from what people buy. Almost as good as sifting
through their garbage.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Calling people I went to elementary school to ask for their current
address. Hanging out at the department of motor vehicles ( I love
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Staring at the sun until my nose bleeds, what a rush.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I only listen to artist who have killed themselves and or whisper
into microphone with really depressing lyrics
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, Imagination, Indoor plumbing, Music, Humor, a job.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend alot of time thinking
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I believe in the Bokonist proverb "Unusual travel suggestions are
dancing lessons from God," and I want to be a good Dancer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you love tuna fish out of the can and don't mind not looking me
in the eye, ever.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.