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23 Galapagar, Spain Man


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 25
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Fluently), Catalan (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm as cool, calm and collected as a burning tank of gasoline. I like walking long into the afternoon, cheap food, and playing kickball.

I'm not sure what I'm looking for (if I was, I would have cloned him from a test-tube by now), but I suppose it runs along the lines of meaningful companionship, some shared interests, and enjoyable sex.

Extranjero viviendo cerca de Madrid, buscando amigos, citas, y conversaciones interestantes.
What I’m doing with my life
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Teaching English in the «Auxiliares de conversación» program. Teaching myself Catalan. Assimilating. Thinking about going to grad school in anthropology.

Me mudo a Madrid en junio, para empezar la aventura de acostumbrarme de nuevo.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being short
Knowing obscure words that fit perfectly
Relating to women
Hablando el español
Selling myself on here.

Ser sarcástico.
Hablar en inglés (espero).
Buscar pollo frito.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Poe, Bradbury, Palahniuk or Dick (Phillip K.) Trying to branch out, if I ever get time

Music: I lean toward punk rock and Baroque, but have a bend for listening to sped up versions Top 40 Songs, and Russian Pop music. Any Руки вверх! fans out there? I thought not.

Movies: American History X, A Clockwork Orange, Citizen Kane, Fight Club, REPO! The Genetic Opera, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

TV Shows: Star Trek (Original series through Voyager; none of that Enterprise shit), Malcolm in the Middle, American Dad, Ugly Betty, Futurama, United States of Tara

When I'm reeling, "RuPaul's Drag Race" and "Toddlers and Tiaras" always reminds me that I'm not crazy. Will and Grace is my go-to comfort show

I have an on-again off-again committed relationship with fried chicken, but Chinese food is a pretty stable mistress. Beer makes everything taste better, and I love it for that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Macaroni and Cheese
2. My liver (imagine how drunk I'd get without it...)
3. My Sense of Humor
4. Someone to talk to
5. Mountain Dew
6. My arms and legs (cuddling would be really weird, otherwise)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Even-numbered vowels

Why I always fall for straight men

Moving to Russia to teach English

Getting a pet crackoon
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was really young, I decided that I'm going to get married at Philly City Hall. I haven't decided to whom yet, but the plan still stands.
You should message me if
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You think I'm as awesome as I do, obviously

Si quieres practicar inglés, o decirme que piensas de América.