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22 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:15pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm as cool, calm and collected as a burning tank of gasoline. I like walking long into the afternoon, cheap food, and playing kickball.

I'm not sure what I'm looking for (if I was, I would have cloned him from a test-tube by now), but I suppose it runs along the lines of meaningful companionship, some shared interests, and enjoyable sex.

I think the people who complain that it's hard to write this section are really saying: "I'm afraid of being judged for who I am." Somewhere between my Bar Mitzvah and my coming out, I lost that fear. I can't say I miss it, much.

I dream of meeting my next lover somewhere random/casual, like a clothing store, coffee shop, etc. & having a good story to tell the future kids that I’ll never have. But I don’t live in a sitcom, so here I am. Get at me
What I’m doing with my life
Bar-hopping to find my favorite alcohol. Lately I've been on a bourbon kick. Let's see where that goes.

Figuring out what kind of anthropologist, and what kind of human I want to be. Biding my time on this plane of existence until I move to the Balearic Islands, in October.

For money, I do institutional research on ESL college students, because I'm not tall enough to sell my sperm. Yet.
I’m really good at
Being short
Knowing obscure words that fit perfectly
Relating to women
Hablando el español
Selling myself on here
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Poe, Bradbury, Palahniuk or Dick (Phillip K.) Trying to branch out, if I ever get time

Music: I lean toward punk rock and Baroque, but have a bend for listening to sped up versions Top 40 Songs, and Russian Pop music. Any Руки вверх! fans out there? I thought not.

Movies: American History X, A Clockwork Orange, Citizen Kane, Fight Club, REPO! The Genetic Opera, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

TV Shows: Star Trek (Original series through Voyager; none of that Enterprise shit), Malcolm in the Middle, American Dad, Ugly Betty, Futurama, United States of Tara

When I'm reeling, "RuPaul's Drag Race" and "Toddlers and Tiaras" always reminds me that I'm not crazy. Will and Grace is my go-to comfort show

I have an on-again off-again committed relationship with fried chicken, but Chinese food is a pretty stable mistress. Beer makes everything taste better, and I love it for that.
The six things I could never do without
1. Macaroni and Cheese
2. My liver (imagine how drunk I'd get without it...)
3. My Sense of Humor
4. Someone to talk to
5. Mountain Dew
6. My arms and legs (cuddling would be really weird, otherwise)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Even-numbered vowels

Why I always fall for straight men

Moving to Russia to teach English

Getting a pet crackoon
On a typical Friday night I am
Unless it's raining, venturing off into the early hours of the morning. Walking by the Schuylkill, climbing through abandoned train tunnels, sitting in Rittenhouse, etc.

I love life-threatening adventure!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was really young, I decided that I'm going to get married at Philly City Hall. I haven't decided to whom yet, but the plan still stands.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think I'm as awesome as I do, obviously

You like to argue, debate, or just shoot the breeze. I'm always up for a good talk about the state of North American politics, gender rights, or how Kim Kardashian is still socially relevant.