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30 Lakewood, CA Man


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  • Ages 20-40
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My details

Last online
Sep 23, 2014
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Atheism and it’s important
Working on Two-year college
Might want kids
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**This is very much dated material; the bulk of it still applies but to really get to know me I would recommend just chuckin' some words at me. One of these days I will go in and bring this profile into the 20th century but not today.**

Alright so a run down is in order I suppose. I'm not actually 26, I miss clicked, just by a year though and I think its too funny to correct (Things don't have to be very funny at all for my to work around it). I'm a bright guy if not an educated guy and I enjoy intelligent company, that being said If you are just capable of forming sentences but your every action is compassionate and kind than I would much rather chill with you than a total ponce who was smart as hell.

I'm fairly liberal. Been a communist since I started paying attention to the world. I'm a vegan and have been for years let me use my fingers to add them up, I guess 7 years now. Was a vegetarian a year or so before that. This matters some but if you are totally awesome fantastic It doesn't matter a whole lot what you are. Just tossing out as a bit of a warning, because my beliefs are wildly important to me but its possible to have relationships to some extent ignoring them, I have plenty of friends who are totally tossers.

Guess thats all I got for now. Just noticed my height is wrong and I know I miss clicked answers some questions so all and all this should be pretty funny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a few ideas I'm playing around with. I don't see myself having much of a normal life at anytime however.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking, listening, sleeping, eating. I've had years of practice on those last two though.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How awkward I am or on occasion how practiced my awkward ruse is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All in the same question? Nah I don't think so, I'll try and answer a little but I don't have all night. Books.... umm I like good books over bad books for what thats worth. Movies, I love funny movies, even just laughing at bad movies with some mates. Music, really embarrassing cheesy music. Food, usually pretty simple. I can cook what I like but what I like is really easy to make. A grain and some tofu is pretty standard.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My ability to express my opinions to every poor soul desperate to avoid it. All my mates and all my dames. Hot sauce. Carbonated sugar water. Wikipedia. Curiosity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I constantly have some dumb thing running through my head. Physical laws and the actions they take on celestial bodies, the affects ancient plagues had on 3rd century Germanic peoples. How many licks it takes to get to the tootsie-roll center of Mr. Owl. How hard it may be to juggle without any arms.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Saving everyone some time and just pepper spraying myself in the eyes whenever I open my mouth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Just because I call riding golf carts into each other while swinging golf clubs "Jousting" doesn't mean thats what it actually is.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you ain't a git or squig, reasonable bright and a decent person, loving fun helps and be prepared for a flurry of things I think are hilarious which really may not be.