Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**This is very much dated material; the bulk of it still applies
but to really get to know me I would recommend just chuckin' some
words at me. One of these days I will go in and bring this profile
into the 20th century but not today.**
Alright so a run down is in order I suppose. I'm not actually 26, I
miss clicked, just by a year though and I think its too funny to
correct (Things don't have to be very funny at all for my to work
around it). I'm a bright guy if not an educated guy and I enjoy
intelligent company, that being said If you are just capable of
forming sentences but your every action is compassionate and kind
than I would much rather chill with you than a total ponce who was
smart as hell.
I'm fairly liberal. Been a communist since I started paying
attention to the world. I'm a vegan and have been for years let me
use my fingers to add them up, I guess 7 years now. Was a
vegetarian a year or so before that. This matters some but if you
are totally awesome fantastic It doesn't matter a whole lot what
you are. Just tossing out as a bit of a warning, because my beliefs
are wildly important to me but its possible to have relationships
to some extent ignoring them, I have plenty of friends who are
Guess thats all I got for now. Just noticed my height is wrong and
I know I miss clicked answers some questions so all and all this
should be pretty funny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a few ideas I'm playing around with. I don't see myself
having much of a normal life at anytime however.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking, listening, sleeping, eating. I've had years of practice on
those last two though.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How awkward I am or on occasion how practiced my awkward ruse is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All in the same question? Nah I don't think so, I'll try and answer
a little but I don't have all night. Books.... umm I like good
books over bad books for what thats worth. Movies, I love funny
movies, even just laughing at bad movies with some mates. Music,
really embarrassing cheesy music. Food, usually pretty simple. I
can cook what I like but what I like is really easy to make. A
grain and some tofu is pretty standard.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My ability to express my opinions to every poor soul desperate to
avoid it. All my mates and all my dames. Hot sauce. Carbonated
sugar water. Wikipedia. Curiosity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I constantly have some dumb thing running through my
head. Physical laws and the actions they take on celestial bodies,
the affects ancient plagues had on 3rd century Germanic peoples.
How many licks it takes to get to the tootsie-roll center of Mr.
Owl. How hard it may be to juggle without any arms.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Saving everyone some time and just pepper spraying myself in the
eyes whenever I open my mouth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Just because I call riding golf carts into each other while
swinging golf clubs "Jousting" doesn't mean thats what it actually
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you ain't a git or squig, reasonable bright and a decent person,
loving fun helps and be prepared for a flurry of things I think are
hilarious which really may not be.
Who are you looking for?
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