I was short-sighted enough to make my actual name my username. Whoops.

My name is Tyler and like the cliche goes, I don't know what to put here. My profile picture is an accurate summary of what I'm like. I wear ugly grey hoodies, play N64 games and have a beard.

Anything beyond that, feel free to message me. I like talking to people and making lame jokes.

Right now? I'm a high school graduate that's saving up money before I go away for school. Like all asshats out there, I'm pursuing an english degree.

Making puns, falling over things, being way too passionate about music.

Probably that I wear thick glasses. I can only assume that they think I'm Buddy Holly and that's shiggity wiggity.

I have a pretty diverse taste in music, not to sound egotistical. I've made it my mission to develop an appreciation for every genre I can, and I think I've done that. My favourite groups/people right now are Devin Townsend, Primus, BADBADNOTGOOD, Pro Era, and Knife Party. That list is subject to change and will change before I'm finished writing this all out.

When it comes to movies I'm very much so the general public. I like dumb blockbuster summer hits, I like Tarantino, I like horror movies.

I don't watch TV, and who even has a definitive favourite food?

I'm above the obvious oxygen joke.
I'm not above the obvious water joke though.

Which swear words sound really funny when combined.

Usually at work or playing video games at my friends house. I'm not really a party person because drunk people are really really loud and that gives poor old me headaches.

Even if you've never played it before, you're better than I am at Halo.

You want to smoke pot and watch horror movies with me.