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TylerDarko

24 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 18–25
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$500,000–$1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Tagalog (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
LETS BRING IT HOME!!! =D

(edit June 25th 645 am We're bringing it home!!!)
=D
Well you must be a girl with shoes like that
She said you know me well
I seen you and little Steven and Joanna
Round the back of my hotel oh yeah

Someone said you was asking after me
But I know you best as a blagger
I said tell me your name is it sweet?
She said my boy it's dagger oh yeah

I was good she was hot
Stealin' everything she got
I was bold she was over the worst of it
Gave me gear thank you dear bring yer sister over here
Let her dance with me just for the hell of it

Well you must be a boy with bones like that
She said you got me wrong
I would've sold them to you
If I could've just have kept the last of my clothes on
Call me up take me down with you
When you go I could be your regular belle
And I'll dance for little Steven and Joanna
Round the back of my hotel oh yeah

I was good she was hot
Stealin everything she got
I was bold she was over the worst of it
Gave me gear thank you dear bring yer sister over here
Let her dance with me just for the hell of it

Chelsea Chelsea I believe that when your dancing
Slowly sucking your sleeve
That all the boys get lonely after you leave
And it's one for the Dagger and another for the one you believe

Chelsea I believe that when your dancing
Slowly sucking your sleeve
That all the boys get lonely after you leave
And it's one for the Dagger and another for the one you believe
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
When we say study, it means work,
When we say work, it means money,
When we say money, it means spending
When we say credit, it means debt,
When we say debt, it means a bailiff,
We agree to being in deep sh*t
When we say love, it means kids,
When we say forever, it means divorce.
When we say family, we say grief, because misfortune never comes alone.
When we say crisis, we talk about the world, famine and the third world.
When we say tiredness, we talk about waking up still deaf from sleepless nights
So we just go out & dance to forget all of our problems.

Going broke going for broke but for me there were no other options. What other way is there to live... ?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Living every minute like it's your last
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My swagger an By that I mean my vast sums of money, my charm, & my Ridiculous good looks... =]
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Hobbit, Deadpool comic books, The Alchemist, 3 Musketeers, Hunger Games, World War Z, Angels & Demons, Howard Zinn, Chomsky, Gods and Generals , Anarchist cookbook, 1984, V for Vendetta, Ishmael, Kafka, Some Shakespeare, Aristotle, Hume & Kant, Emma Goldman, Kropotkin & some History books
recently: Rachel Dratch Girl walks into a bar, Rot & Ruin and the Dexter series

Fight club, Star Wars. V for Vendetta and Back to the future. Pulpfiction, Ferris,Shawshank Redemption, D9, Lockstock, Ironman trilogy, New Batman trilogy, Slum Dog millionaire, Syriana, Minority Report, Limitless.
As of Late: Time in, Flight & Wreck it Ralph of course!

Rage, Smashing Pumpkins, The Beatles, Zeppelin, the Strokes, Radiohead, Cage the Elephant, Eminem, Lupe. Kanye, Some doors, Queen & Marvin Gaye
As of Late: Foster w alot of Dub, some reggae w a dash of indie. Yeezy all day yessir. I still regret not getting a 3 day 011 best Lolla ever...

Seinfeld, Simpsons, Dexter, Ali G and Community. Parks & Rec
As of late: Big Bang an Breaking Bad best show ever!

I EAT EVERYTHING =0. I never met an Oreo i didnt like tho an some bomb ass pizza on a Fri. Thats whatsup. (Exception mushrooms!)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Literally? Air, food, water, sleep, my body parts and my Sanity?! or lack thereof
Chicks, God, Graffiti, Anarchism, My kit, and Provving (acting) and maybe some Oreos in no particular order. (God is omnipotent so don't think that counts)
If u meant ppl then Me Mum an me Pops obviously (in my best English accent) my Bro & Sister and hopefully you?! ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many before reading go straight to the pics or height etc. (Admit it lol) why no one turns on there aim chat msg thing Miss those days. How I will get on Snl and how I'm gonna make it?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chillin w friends and fam. Getting crunk. Meeting celebs. Watching a Bulls game. At a Bulls game. or ,(( aybe a }{AWKS game. Bear Down, Hester, Pacquiao & Usain Bolt. at a Con. on Lake shore. In class. Never working. Always hustling. Provving, Drumming, Piano- ing, Rock N roll all nigh n partying errryday All day. Saving Orphans. and Cats. And Being awesome trying to embody the epitome of greatness.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Been kissed by a guy. Not a relative... Hmmm once didn't shower for a wk. never agn so don't trip Lolz. There is a Miley Cyrus song I like and actively listen to (don't judge me) Hmmm coulda been on Oprah's show. Could have met Obama as well. Started drinking smoking and dating late. One of my bands had the chance to open for Taking back Sunday. Hindsight is 20/20 so now I am gonna try. NO. I am going to make it. Trying to have 6 0's in my bank account retire by 40. But ill accept 50 as well. Need to get my abs back & Get on that Marathon shit pronto...

Until then toodles kids =]
You should message me if
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Its better to live One day as a Lion than a thousand days as a sheep

Let me tell ya being sexy ain't e Z...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VnPSKxqfYc