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  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 7
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I grew up in the theatre. My parents ran a summer-stock my entire life, and I did around ten plays a year until I was in my mid twenties. I ran the snack bar at age eleven, and ran the paint shop at seventeen, all while being the resident kid for any shows that needed a child on stage. I was an astonishingly bad actor as a child. Like, kid from The Phantom Menace quality. I got pretty good eventually, but thinking about myself in Camelot still makes me feel a bit ill.

Currently I manage a high end Italian restaurant. I like my job quite a bit, even if it regularly requires pacifying the over-entitled.

I love to cook. I spend at least one day a week making something elaborate from scratch. It doesn't always end well. That's what delivery is for.

For fun, I generally do things with friends like play cards, board games, and going about town. I have the good fortune to know a lot of smart, fun, and talented people. Please don't tell any of them I said that, I have a reputation to maintain.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, taking random classes, learning about anything that strikes my fancy, and spending the maximum amount of time I can surrounded by people I love. Assistant directing a movie soon.

I really try to learn 5-10 things every day. Not for any particular reason, I just want to understand everything. EVERYTHING. Part of my nature is the need to constantly find out how things work. I consequently don't like watching illusionists.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Board games, card games, volleyball, cooking, and internet-fu. I also have a really good memory, which isn't always super fun.

Possibly okay at painting, acting, singing, and annunciation.
The first things people usually notice about me
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If the subway system is any indicator, I really look like I know how to get wherever the tourists want to go.

If I took a poll though, I think most people notice my sense of humor and my voice first. I sound like I should be doing radio, from what I've been told. The defining three traits according to my friends are my intelligence, my wit, and my kindness. I question their judgement.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Song of Ice and Fire, Stephen King, Infinite Jest, anything by Orwell or Vonnegut. I'll read just about anything.

Comedians - John Mulaney, Louis CK, and Carlin.

TV - Arrested Development, Archer, Dr. Who, It's Always Sunny, TNG, and most HBO shows. Reruns of old sitcoms are like comfort food.

Movies - The Princess Bride, Unforgiven, Amélie, Quentin Tarantino

Music - Decemberists, Soul Coughing, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, Pink Floyd, Avett Brothers, Yonder Mountain String Band, Bob Dylan, Queen

Podcasts - Radiolab, This American Life, Serial, Invisibilia, Planet Money, Freakonomics, The Bugle

I also have a deep and abiding love for Calvin and Hobbes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Humor
2) Honesty
3) Coffee
4) Cheese
5) Cheese
6) Cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Good lord, that's an open ended question. I debate just about everything in my mind with myself. I love trying to puzzle out the truth of things, whatever they may be. Forcing yourself to try to constantly see new sides to problems is really rewarding.

Or I might be remembering a recipe I saw a year ago, and wondering why I never made it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends. Usually playing some type of card/board game, and drinking an irresponsible amount of whiskey. Possibly going on some random adventure in the city.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm loyal and empathetic to my own detriment.

I'm also an absolutely terrible speller. Four years of AP English and I can never remember how to spell anything. I can't even remember the spellings of things later in the day after looking it up. If auto-correct and Google didn't exist, my writing would have the spelling mistakes of a fifth grader.
You should message me if
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You like dry humor, good food, and smart stuff.