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41 F Dearborn Heights, MI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:26pm
Native American, White
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am fun loving and rarely serious. I am employed as a social worker at a school but will soon be changing my line of work back to law enforcement. I plan on attending law school next year. I will not respond if you do not have a profile pic.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to not raise future serial killers.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm, weeding out the douche bags on here, checking e-mail, fixing cars, home repairs, watching movies, ordering take out, eating cheese, killing plants, playing hide and go seek on bad first dates, and being a life time student.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wish it was my intelligence but unfortunately it is usually my chest. I have boobs and brains. Sorry guys I know that it is confusing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love philosophy books, Dexter, Big Bang Theory, Simpsons, Family Guy, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Beastie Boys, old school hip-hop, Pete Yorn, Modest Mouse, The Black Keys, Lenny Kravitz, Portishead, Prince (before he became a Witness), and all food.
The six things I could never do without
Vital organs, oxygen, food, water, a sense of humor, and intelligent conversation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Nuclear physics and how to annihilate men who replace my name with "sexy" or "beautiful."
Why do I get so many young guys who approach me? I must look like a cougar but my cutoff is five years younger.
People who have professional pictures of themselves up on this site are taking this a little too serious.
Guys when you tuck in your shirt that is such a turn off for us.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my kids.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am not a very private person. I have a thing for hipsters. I once googled a pic so I could see an uncircumcised penis and little people genitalia. I am a very curious person. I think that shirtless pics are cheesy so do not contact me if those are in your profile. I am not the douchebag whisperer.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 34–44
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're not an addict, have never been to prison, and do not take yourself too seriously. You may message me also if you are intelligent enough to carry on a conversation about anything other than my tits.