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27 San Diego, CA Man


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  • Ages 21-26
  • Near me
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My details

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Online now!
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I consider myself the kind of person that likes to sample everything on the menu. I am a bit of a techie that also loves aqua based sports! Swimming, kayaking or just lounging on the beach. I love discussing politics, philosophy, why nyan cat is the best youtube video on the planet, etc. I was a lifeguard for 7 years and have saved many lives and many more bloody noses. Some have described my personality as a mix of J.D. from scrubs, those Gieco commercials with the puns, and Stephen Colbert. (How does Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars throw a great party?......They Planet!)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working for the Fed and living the microbrew dream.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a good swimmer, or at least I hope I am seeing as how lives were at stake. Computers, pretty much anything computer related. I was a Math major so I'm good at that, just in case you ladies need to know how to find a numerical solution to a non-linear equation; super useful, I know.
I can tell you with 90% confidence if a movie will be good, bad or meh. Finally, my greatest talent. I can fold a t-shirt like this!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How tall I am. I am your go to guy for all top shelf related duties. Or recovering dropped balloons.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Books: Treasure Island, Harry Potter, Justice, Freakonomics. Star wars books. I can tell you that Han and Leia have three children and a granddaughter. Also, I want a pet Ewok; I shall call him Chedwick.

Movies: My all time favorite movie is a foreign film "Life is Beautiful", close runner ups being "Life in a Day", The first Pirates movie (I refuse to acknowledge the existence of the others) and "Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog".

TV Shows: I love Community, Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty (Rick and Morty forever 100 years, Breaking Bad, Dr Who and I don't know if youtube counts but Vet Ranch!.

Music: Killers, Rise Against, Stromae, and I have a weak spot for the music from the 90's Disney movies. (Before you judge look up The Hunchback of Notre Dame's "Hellfire" and tell me what you think!) I like all kinds of music, except rap, and Nickelback

Food: Italian is my favorite. "I like to consider myself in control of my appetite for most foods, but I will eat at least half of that pizza."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Clicky Pens
Long Island Pizza
Vanquisher swimming goggles
Flannel shirts
A mechanical watch
A water proof digital watch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Socioeconomic problems.

How cool it would be to live in a Pokemon world...or be a pirate.

When I have kids, I'm going to show them the movie 2012 and say "I survived."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My Friday nights can range from going to a wine tasting party (where everyone just drinks wine in the name of fanciness), to going on a camping trip, to staying home and hanging out with my friends or watching Breaking Bad and wondering how I would go about setting up a drug empire but then eventually spiraling into self-destructive behavior inevitably leading to a personal implosion and collapsing like a dying star.

You know, average stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I went to a renaissance fair dressed as a Time Lord and a companion from the same era, I was happy that almost everyone I met was thoroughly amused.
You should message me if
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You're a bit of a geek like me, especially if you found my planet joke funny! If you're smart and had a good time reading my profile.

Also, pizza.