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Tylerswarm06

26 M Wadsworth, OH

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
"Never take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive."
I'm Tyler if you haven't figured that out by now.
I'm 26 and work full time in sales. In what little downtime I have, I enjoy hanging out with friends, going to the occasional bar and going to concerts and music festivals.

I have a goatee. I secretly would like to rock a ZZ Top beard but I just don't have the patience.
(If you are Googling ZZ Top right now, just walk away. It's not going to work out. I'm sorry)
What I’m doing with my life
"I live in hotels, tear out the walls. I have accountants pay for it all."

Actually, I work full time successfully selling things to people who don't really want and/ or need them. Beyond that I'my either relaxing at home or out with friends causing a ruckus.
I’m really good at
Turning on jukeboxes by kicking them. (yep, I am secretly Fonzie.)
Leaping tall buildings in a single bound. (and Superman.)
Being a master of disguise.
Fixing the electronics you just broke.
Cooking the best meal of your life.
Making intellectual jokes that most people don't get.
The first things people usually notice about me
By the very nature of this question aren't you going to figure that out on your own?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Pulp Fiction, The Godfather, Scarface, Goodfellas, PCU, Super Troopers.

TV: Californication,Scrubs, South Park,Criminal Minds,The Mentalist.

Music:
Phish, The Disco Biscuits, Moe., Widespread Panic, Gov't Mule, Umphrey's McGee,The Grateful Dead,Further,Dumptsaphunk, Family Groove Company, Cornmeal, Trey Anastasio Band, MMW, Keller Williams, Eoto, Led Zepplin, Boston, The Eagles, The Doors, The Rolling stones, Frank Sinatra.
The six things I could never do without
1. Humor
2. Scotch
3. Intelligent conversation

I don't know, I've blanked on the rest. Maybe I'll add them later. For now, multiply these by two if it makes you feel better. (please ignore the fact that the three of these as a whole make me sound like an egotistical alcoholic that thinks he's funny.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, and if I'll get up to the required 88 mph to get back there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Shenanigans and tomfoolery. But mainly shenanigans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My personality is so magnetic that I can't carry credit cards.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're also fluent in sarcasm and bullshit and you realized that this was filled out entirely in the aforementioned sarcasm.

"Come waste your time with me."