I'm Tyler if you haven't figured that out by now.
I am convinced that I'm one of the only people on Earth who absolutely cannot stand Doctor Who.
(half of you just stopped reading) I don't know what it is but something about Brittish tv that just doesn't jive with me. I do, however, enjoy myself some Monty Python.
I know. I'm a pardox. Or maybe a contradiction. Or perhaps a juicy contradiction.
I'm a Starburst. (half of you didn't get that joke, the other half are Googling it.)
I enjoy long walks on the beach, and sitting on my front porch drinking scotch while listening to jazz. (Only two of those are true.)
I have a goatee. I secretly would like to rock a ZZ Top beard but I just don't have the patience.
(If you are Googling ZZ Top right now, just walk away. It's not going to work out. I'm sorry)