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26 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 7
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Dropped out of masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English, Spanish, Catalan, Portuguese, French

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My self-summary
I like words and food and dranks and flowers. I'm astute, clever, thoughtful, and epicurean. An aesthete. A booty shaker, ice cream maker, no-shit-taker.

Myers-Briggs personality type INOJ
What I’m doing with my life
I work in food and art. I also make those things, but not professionally.
I’m really good at
Puns, Jeopardy!, making ice cream, languages
The first things people usually notice about me
My gait? It can be kinda strutty but I think it's just cuz of the ankle I weakened from raving. Whatever. PLUR, man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Super Sad True Love Story, Kafka on the Shore, Still Life With Woodpecker, In the City of Shy Hunters, Cloud Atlas, Ask the Dust, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, Leaves of Grass, Lolita, Just Kids, Orlando, most things from Murakami, Didion, Bolaño, Virgil, Horace, and Sedaris

Freeway, Best in Show, Waltz With Bashir, Grey Gardens, Nemo, Wet Hot American Summer, most anything Almodóvar or Miyazaki, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (1971, duh. Hundreds of digitally squashed Indian men could never out-doompity-doo a true Oompa Loompa.)

30 Rock, Veep, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Battlestar Galactica, True Blood, SVU, Louie

Aretha, Fleetwood, Neil Young, Haim, Kate Bush, Erykah Badu, Róisín Murphy, Grimes, Lauryn Hill, Hercules and Love Affair, Elliott Smith, Dre, Caetano Veloso, Disclosure... the list goes on and on. I like it all from country, R&B, hip-hop, soul, world, classic rock, 90s and 80s, to dirty, dirty electro/house; my musical taste is rather vast. Check my Last.FM for some more data.

Spanish (especially Basque) and Japanese cuisine are my favorites. Also very pleased with Sri Lankan.
The six things I could never do without
My six senses (the sixth being ESPizza)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Flowers, flavor combinations, etymology, whether that bar over there has Fernet, why on Earth they sell rice cakes that are not sealed in separate packs of four within the larger pack, and WTF Colony Collapse Disorder?!

Also, where is Ja Rule? What is he doing right now?
On a typical Friday night I am
Dancing with my people, cooking with my people, drinking with my people. Or maybe a book or a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Brian Weiss really got to me and so has Susan Miller. Some day I'll tell you about the one and only time I performed the Heimlich maneuver.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You can roll with off-color humor and love to play with words. If you want to go bowling or to play laser tag, I would like to have more of that in my life. If you have big eyebrows and an even bigger... vocabulary. Brownie points if you speak another language.