Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
“The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.”
― Omar Khayyam
Heads up: I'll likely as not not be able to carry on regular
conversations on here. I don't have Internet access at my home; I
have to go to my grandmother's house to get on. If I push very
quickly to get you to text me, it's because I'm worried we'll fall
out of contact. And it's not like I can harass you,
I am not capable of driving at the moment, because of my own
stupidity and human failings. I don't expect anyone to carry this
cross for me - but it'd be helpful if it could be worked
I am poor. This should be taken quite literally: I'm destitute. I'm
not homeless, but it's not hard to imagine scenarios in which I
could be. I do not care about your money, and do not want it for
This reads like a litany of sins, but I'd rather be an honest
failure than a successful liar.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
This space intentionally left blank. Individualism is not the
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is long, and pretentious, and you don't really care.
Nietzsche. Bataille. Schopenhauer. Clive Barker. Poppy Z. Brite.
History books. The Baron Julius Evola. Italian neo-Idealism. Carl
Jung. Martin Heidegger, and I have no shame in saying that much of
my attraction to him lies precisely in his affiliation with
National Socialism - which I do not subscribe to, and would admit
to if I did.
My guilty pleasures are pulpy true crime paperbacks, of the sort
your grandmother may have kept on the back of the toilet, as mine
did. My real passion is philosophy: ponderous, heavy and
'Dark City'.' La Cité des enfants perdus'. Surreal film (Buenel,
Jodorowski, Jaromil Jireš). A million slashers ('The Burning',
'Sleepaway Camp') and Italian gialli - Fulci's 'Lo squartatore di
New York' being my favorites. Violent alternative 80s thrillers -
'The Whites Of The Eye', 'Manhunter'. Body horror: 'Society', 'From
Beyond', and anything else from Brian Yuzna. The 2012 remake of
Bill Lustig's 1980 gorefest 'Maniac', starring Elijah Wood(!).
Neo-noir - the Wachowski's first film 'Bound'.
I'm a horror nut, and very badly pretentious about it. I think it's
because horror stands closest to the pure surrealism of early and
silent cinema. Could be that I use these images as an ersatz for
drugs, which I don't use.
I more or less don't watch television. Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
is a favorite.
Metal, particularly traditional metal - guitar solos, wailing
vocals, the works - and doom metal. Industrial. Alternative and
gothic rock/metal. 90s alternative metal like The Melvins has been
on my playlist pretty regularly of late. I love darkwave, as vague
as the label is: from European dark dance music like Blutengel and
:wumpscut: to ethereal Ren Faire stuff like Faith & the Muse.
Christian Death, both pre-and-post-Rozz. A really laughable number
of 80s -wave bands with the prefix 'The' in their names. Type O
Negative and their soundalikes - Woods of Ypres being my favorite
of these. Killing Joke. Anything Al Jorgunsen touches, especially
his early stuff like 'With Sympathy' that he disowns and physically
destroys when he finds it. I adore Marilyn Manson, and consider him
the first post-modern public figure, sewed up out of all his
influences like a rock and roll Frankenstein.
Music is important to me. I can't play anything worth a Goddamn,
but I enjoy it. I can't seem to grasp anything solid in life; but
the effervescent changes of chord and note have a way of making
permanent what is endlessly in flux.
For being as dour as I am, and as little as I play video games, I
have a strange soft spot for Harvest Moon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cigarettes, cigarettes, cigarettes, cigarettes, cigarettes, boots.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How close I can get to becoming a Dostoyevsky character without
stepping over the line.
Benedetto Croce. Julius Evola. Ernst Junger. The dissident
alternative fascists of the 1930s. The German Non-Conformist
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever strikes my fancy.
You should message me if
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In the immortal words of Bono:
Lift my days
Light up my nights
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