Not creating garbage (the kind you haul to the curb - not a reflection on my, or anyone else's, profile).
Some magical abilities, like making food disappear, moving heavy objects & opening jars.
Some people comment that I look really fit and healthy. They're usually cardiac pts having stress tests while I'm checking their blood pressure. I suspect they're sucking up.
Once a guy in the change room at karate said I was 'ripped', and I know for sure that he's straight.
Once a woman told me, in all seriousness, that she could tell I was smart just by looking at me - because my ears stick out. She was a teacher ...
I also like to go to the movies. Even if it sucks, at least I get a bike ride out of it ('cause unless the weather is terrible, I'm not driving). Among others, I enjoyed Juno, No Country for Old Men, Hurt Locker, Saving Private Ryan, the Bourne series, An Education.
Saw Machete recently and LOVED it. The American was pretty good too. I've yet to miss a Jackass flick. Unstoppable grabbed me by the testicles, and didn't let go for 90 minutes.
Music's ok: I have an ipod, some CD's, and go to an occasional concert - but I'm nowhere near as interested in it as books, movies or food.
At least one bicycle.
Hard physical exertion.
Checking out the dating sites.
Grocery shopping - no crowds.
You enjoy sausage, but you don't want to buy the whole pig.
You're looking for someone who has a life, and wouldn't try to control or screw-up yours.
Your boobs sag, and your tummy never went back to the way it was pre-kid(s).
You think that someone who uses a bike for a lot of their basic transportation needs is forward thinking and ecologically conscious - not a dick.
You're open to ethically non-monogamous relationships.
You are looking for people to play with, spend time with, to fuck, connect and share with, to explore with, and befriend.