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UA1960

53 / M / Straight / Single

Columbus, Ohio

His Details

Last Online
Today – 7:00pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi, I'm an unrepentant douche bag. I'm in an open, FWB relationship with a woman in Dayton. We met on OKC and have been seeing each other since early 2011. Between geography, her demanding job, other boyfriend, girlfriend, dog, cat, and hobbies, we only manage to meet up every couple of weeks. I would really like to make the acquaintance of a local ethical non-monogamist to do all the things I do with my Dayton friend, except a little more frequently. This would include eating out, theater, concerts, cycling, hiking, and screwing. I'm not particularly kinky, but if you're not the kind of gal who enjoys a load jacked onto her tits every so often, I may be a little too risque' for your tastes.

Liberal, condo dwelling, inner ring suburbs guy, partial to bicycle commuting (admittedly 3 seasons only), and summer bike/camping trips. I've dabbled in yoga and martial arts, although these days I'm more involved in Crossfit, and the Grandview roller hockey leagues. Nascent disc golfer, and veteran kickbiker. A fan of pretty much any live arts from Shadowbox Live, to Mad Lab, to Ballet Met, to the CSO. Donate time (dog walker) and money (Index 500 shares anyway) to the Capital Area Humane Society. A would be environmentalist, through minimizing car usage, recycling ( my PR between full trash cans is 9 months), and composting (love them worms). Air dry my clothes and hand wash my dishes. Dance, but only in the restroom while awaiting a urinal. Culinary skills from the 'a man, a can, a plan' school - but have been known to chop and saute' vegetables once in a while.

Went to an OSU football game once, which was plenty (not a fan of sardine style seating), but prefer the 'minor' sports, like hockey, soccer, baseball, rugby and wrestling. Watched men's lacrosse earlier this year - now there's a sport that would have been right at home in the coliseum (which means that I liked it). Made it to a few Clippers games last summer - did you know that Huntington Park is only a block from the bike path? I try not to miss an Ohio Roller Girls event - love to watch them lay the hurt on each other, and, of course, support women's sports too. Besides, their venue is usually - what else - bike accessible.

Haven't travelled as much as some, but have been to the U.K. a couple times, and Australia. Cycled across Switzerland and around Gran Canaria. Spent a week in Belize on a yoga retreat/eco adventure this February. Have hiked in Montana and Death Valley, skied in Colorado, seen a lot of small town Ohio on assorted cycling adventures, and visit Toronto at least once a year. One of my favorite vacations was at an Arizona dude ranch - hot trail rides, BBQ's and cool morning hikes past giant saguaros and sluggish rattlesnakes.
What I’m doing with my life
Consuming my fair share of nutella, and chocolate chip cookies. Getting lots of exercise, and living within my means. Searching for new and different experiences - within cycling distance, and sometimes ... beyond.
I’m really good at
Getting around town via the back streets of Columbus by bike.
Not creating garbage (the kind you haul to the curb - not a reflection on my, or anyone else's, profile).
Peeling oranges.
Some magical abilities, like making food disappear, moving heavy objects & opening jars.
Delaying gratification.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have a small rearview mirror attached to my glasses (check out pic 4)?
Some people comment that I look really fit and healthy. They're usually cardiac pts having stress tests while I'm checking their blood pressure. I suspect they're sucking up.
Once a guy in the change room at karate said I was 'ripped', and I know for sure that he's straight.
Once a woman told me, in all seriousness, that she could tell I was smart just by looking at me - because my ears stick out. She was a teacher ...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm pro-book. Some of the authors whose work I've enjoyed include Jack London, Scott Turow, Ann Shreve, Robertson Davies, Joseph Conrad, Margaret Atwood, Wally Lamb, Val McDermid, Cormac McCarthy, Jo Nesbo, and on and on.

I also like to go to the movies. Even if it sucks, at least I get a bike ride out of it ('cause unless the weather is terrible, I'm not driving). Among others, I enjoyed Juno, No Country for Old Men, Hurt Locker, Saving Private Ryan, the Bourne series, An Education.
Saw Machete recently and LOVED it. The American was pretty good too. I've yet to miss a Jackass flick. Unstoppable grabbed me by the testicles, and didn't let go for 90 minutes.

Music's ok: I have an ipod, some CD's, and go to an occasional concert - but I'm nowhere near as interested in it as books, movies or food.
The six things I could never do without
An extra firm mattress.
Aleve.
At least one bicycle.
All Bran.
Hard physical exertion.
Baby oil.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why there isn't a match search for 'women showing a lot of tit and/or ass' in their profile pics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Decompressing.
Hanging with my 16 yr old.
Checking out the dating sites.
Grocery shopping - no crowds.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I pee in my garden sometimes - killing weeds and saving the world, one flush at a time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 33–63
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You're looking for someone somewhat nice, who has a life, and wouldn't try to control or screw-up yours.

Your boobs sag, and your tummy never went back to the way it was pre-kid(s).

You think that someone who uses a bike for a lot of their basic transportation needs is forward thinking and ecologically conscious - not a dick.

You've got better things to do with your twat than sit on it.