I could say the usual I have a good sense of humor I listen well blah blah like most guys do, but I'll make it short and sweet. I'm the perfect guy. I'm manlier than David Hasselhoff in a Speedo. So manly in fact that kids grow facial hair just by looking at me. So manly in fact that when I shave, the facial hairs get pissed off and I instantly grow a unibrow for revenge. Wanna know more? Send me a message. As you can see I'm great with talking about myself.

I am an Undergrad at UA. I am currently working on a series of historical dissertations to help establish a better chance of being admitted to a prestigious graduate school, and also so I won't have to do so much damn work when it does actually come time to write one for a doctorate candidacy. I probably will stay at UA for grad school though, mainly because I'm a lazy bastard and I don't want to move. They include, but not limited to, Baroqueian and Jacobean architecture throughout the Classical Age Mediterranean, Interracial sex, marriage, and divorce procedures in Antebellum Virginia, circa 1787-1860, whites lynching whites, and blacks lynching blacks in Antebellum America. These are pretty much on hold for the time being, seeing as I've done my preliminary research and that's about all I need for now.

You would think I am a huge nerd after reading that, but surprisingly I am not. I enjoy sports of all kinds, and actively lift weights. I enjoy going out and having a good time as much as the next guy, even with my ambitious academic plans.

Being smart, lifting heavy objects with my dong, etc.

People notice how awesome I am. one time I walked into a mall and ripped my clothes off, and I counted at least 5 women experiencing synchronized orgasms. So yeah, that's what people notice.

Books: Point of Impact, pretty much any historical document

Movies: Collateral, Saving Private Ryan, Band of Brothers, Indiana Jones, Full Metal Jacket, Schindler's List, Top Gun, The naked sweaty volleyball man scene in Top Gun (jk, I'm not gay)

Music: Brazilian and Spanish jazz and classical guitar, Classical piano, Country, 80's rock.

Foods: I like ribs, chicken w/white BBQ sauce, hamburgers, wings, pasta, gumbo, jambalaya, steak, and other similar foods the best.

Money and my future.

Who knows? There's no typical day for me. I'm so exciting you never know what I'll be doing.

I HAVE GENITAL HERPES!!!! Haha fooled you, didn't I? Message me if you want to know the truth. Please? No seriously, I don't have genital herpes.

You like interesting people and super cool people like myself (yeah right). You can tell I am really cool just by reading my profile. Actually, it's probably the reason why I suck.