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32 M Arlington, VA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:29pm
Middle Eastern, Indian
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Urdu (Fluently), Hindi (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I turned 32 today (March 29th my Bday!) former fat kid (lost 115 lbs so far) on okcupid to meet someone interesting, fun, outgoing, and adventurous.

When I arrived to the US at age 9, the movie "Indiana Jones Temple of Doom", was very popular. My classmates asked me if people really did eat Monkey brains and baby snakes where I am from. Also, if my parents were powerful witches/warlocks. I could have just said no....but what fun is that? For a year to scare my classmates I would bring food my mom made and tell them it was mashed up Monkey brains and smashed snake meat. And if anyone annoyed me, I would tell them I would get my mom to put a curse on them. If you found this funny, you are mind kind of girl :)

I am a transplant from the West Coast. Basically all those stereotypes of a typical Californian are true; I am nice, will talk to people on the metro, outgoing, likes to put avocado on everything (I cannot express how true this one is). However, I also have the East Coast in me; ambitious, driven, assertive, gets annoyed when people don’t know how to stand on the escalators at the metro (Come on move to the right!).

I am sarcastic and loud. I do not have an in door voice. I will make a fool of myself to make you laugh. Been called a Giant Teddy Bear. I am a old school romantic, having grown up on movies like "Casablanca". I will tease you because I really like you. Explorer and adventurer by nature. Love animals and learning about animals. Cooking enthusiast, I have a few signature dishes of my own. Now I just need someone special to cook for :)
What I’m doing with my life
Government drone like everyone else around here.

Planning for my trip to Hyderbad, India!
I’m really good at
Cooking new recipes, talking to random strangers, seeing positive in negative situations, listening, offering advice, and kicking things up a notch.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a baby face, old women actually like to pinch my cheeks......this has happened far to many times to count.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book of all time: The adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
TV and Movies:Mostly dramas and comedy. (GOT, The Wire, Big Bang Theory, etc.) Not really a fan of horror.
Food: Mostly anything, but spicy food especially!
The six things I could never do without
First the given: Family and friends.

-Comedy/Humor: I was an amateur comedian for a bit.
-Airplanes (I love aviation) My favorite memory as a child is about airplanes.
-Animals: I love animals and learning about them. My college roommates and I, fostered 20 dogs and 12 cats.
-Communication: I love to chat, I am that guy who talks to people on the metro. I will ask you a million questions and will NEVER get upset when asked "What are you thinking?".
-HIKING! I will never pass up a good hiking offer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Currently taking various cooking classes that I have purchased from Groupon.

Also my roommates and I are trying to visit every restaurant in the DC featured on the food network channel. So far 19 down....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Let's have fun with this: (I will add more stuff later)
-At age 8, I accidentially shot my aunt in her leg. (Something she likes to still guilt me about to this day).
-I have gone out drinking with George Clooney. (To be fair, he took our entire office out for a round of drinks)
-My seventh online date from okcupid ended with me stabbed, by my date's Ex.
-As a prank, my best friend hid adult toys in my luggage. TSA employees find these toys and had me take them out in front of some very amused fellow travelers.
-Arnold Schwarzenegger caught me once breaking into his office and messing with his prized movie memorabilia and taking pictures.
-I licked Robert Downey Jr's face (he let me, after I told him what was at stake and my boss can confirm this)
-My first date ever from Okcupid, ended with my date being arrested.
-I once made entire panel of NASA experts burst into laughter with a Star Trek reference. I consider this one of my finest moments.
-I wrote three dating advice articles for Cosmo, in 2001.
-My ex and I once made out (and were quickly caught) in the White House.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to meet up sooner, rather than later. You are not flakey and HAVE A STRONG PERSONALITY.Let's go on some dates and see how things go, here is some ideas I have:

-Let's take a cooking class, my next cooking class is French cuisine.
-Let's check out the Ron Burgandy exhibit at the Newseum.
-Let's go on the Snuggie pub crawl
-Let's go paragliding ...I have an extra ticket and no one to go with.
-Let's go on a hike, I love hiking and checking out new trails.
-Let's go Ice Skating, the shopping center near my place is setting one up.
-Let's take a behind the scenes tour of the National Zoo and feed some of the creatures (I have connections)
-Let's go shooting, I can teach you how to fire an Ak-47