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32 M Arlington, VA

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Last Online
Yesterday – 8:11pm
Middle Eastern, Indian
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Urdu (Fluently), Hindi (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Everyone really just wants to know the fun stuff here goes:

Ok here is some fun stuff:
-Arnold Schwarzenegger caught me once breaking into his office and messing with his prized movie memorabilia. (I have pictures of this incident)
-My seventh online date from another dating site, almost ended with me being almost stabbed by my date's crazy Ex.
-I licked Robert Downey Jr's face (he let me, after I told him what was at stake and my boss can confirm this)
-My first date ever from another dating site, ended with my date being arrested.
-I once made entire panel of NASA experts burst into laughter with a Star Trek reference. I consider this one of my finest moments.
-I wrote three dating advice articles for Cosmo, in 2001. (I rec'd so much hate mail from women about one article in particular.)
-I have won an amateur stand up comedy competition and a chess competition. Funny and smart!

I am a transplant from the West Coast. Basically all those stereotypes of a typical Californian are true; I am nice, will talk to people on the metro, outgoing, likes to put avocado on everything (I cannot express how true this one is). However, I also have the East Coast in me; ambitious, driven, assertive, gets annoyed when people don’t know how to stand on the escalators at the metro (Come on move to the right!).

I am sarcastic and loud. I do not have an in door voice. I will make a fool of myself to make you laugh. Been called a Giant Teddy Bear. I am a old school romantic, having grown up on movies like "Casablanca". I will tease you because I really like you. Explorer and adventurer by nature. Love animals and learning about animals. Cooking enthusiast, I have a few signature dishes of my own. Now I just need someone special to cook for :).
What I’m doing with my life
I work for the Social Security Admin but am hoping to go into law enforcement soon.

Planning for my trip to Hyderbad, India and then I am off to London!
I’m really good at
Cooking new recipes, talking to random strangers, seeing positive in negative situations, listening, offering advice, and kicking things up a notch.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a baby face, old women actually like to pinch my cheeks......this has happened far to many times to count.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book of all time: The adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
TV and Movies:Mostly dramas and comedy. (GOT, The Wire, Big Bang Theory, etc.) Not really a fan of horror.
Food: Mostly anything, but spicy food especially!
The six things I could never do without
First the given: Family and friends.

-Comedy/Humor: I was an amateur comedian for a bit.
-Airplanes (I love aviation) My favorite memory as a child is about airplanes.
-Animals: I love animals and learning about them. My college roommates and I, fostered 20 dogs and 12 cats.
-Communication: I love to chat, I am that guy who talks to people on the metro. I will ask you a million questions and will NEVER get upset when asked "What are you thinking?".
-HIKING! I will never pass up a good hiking offer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Currently taking various cooking classes that I have purchased from Groupon.

Also my roommates and I are trying to visit every restaurant in the DC featured on the food network channel. So far 19 down....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
-You know how guys complain about women talking to much? I LOVE women who can talk my ear off.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to hear some fun stories, laugh till your belly hurts, and try some fun activities.
Here are some date ideas I have:
-You want to go try the best beer in the city! I know this fantastic place.
-You want to visit this amazing Irish pub, where this Irishman sings Irish Shanties.
-Let's take a cooking class, my next cooking class is French cuisine.
-Let's check out the Ron Burgandy exhibit at the Newseum.
-Let's go on the Snuggie pub crawl...or let's just wear snuggies...they seem so comfy
-Let's go paragliding ...I have an extra ticket and no one to go with.
-Let's go on a hike, I love hiking and checking out new trails.
-Let's take a behind the scenes tour of the National Zoo and feed some of the creatures (I have connections)
-Let's go shooting, I can teach you how to fire an Ak-47