-I licked Robert Downey Jr's face.
-My first date from okcupid ended with my date being arrested.
-I have ran naked (along with 2000 people) on the Golden Gate Bridge.
-I have had three articles of mine published in Cosmo
-I have been caught making out in the private office of the Governor of California.
-I have been offered a role in an adult movie when I was partying in San Francisco. (Ok so it was a gay adult movie but still counts)
Reasons you should go out with me:
- I am pretty damn funny! No seriously, I will make you laugh. I was an amateur stand up comedian.
-I will keep you entertained with some crazy, fun, adventured filled stories (see top of profile for examples).
-Will open doors for you - Chivalrous.
- I give amazing back massages (I took massage classes)
- Extroverted and great conversationalist, we will always have something to talk about.
-I do not expect anything after a first date (this seems to be a big complaint from the women of okcupid)
-I am better looking in person (per my female roommates statement).
-I know how to cook and am always trying to learn new dishes.
PS: I live ONE block from a metro station. This seems to be a major requirement for women around here.
PPS: Being that I am 33 and not 13, If I like you I will send you a honest genuine message. Just let me know if you are interested or not.
TV and Movies:Mostly dramas and comedy. (GOT, The Wire, Big Bang Theory, etc.) Not really a fan of horror.
Food: Mostly anything, but spicy food especially!
-Comedy/Humor: I was an amateur comedian for a bit.
-Airplanes (I love aviation) My favorite memory as a child is about airplanes.
-Animals: I love animals and learning about them. Notice all the animal pictures in my profile.
-Communication: I love to have engaging conversations.
-HIKING! I will never pass up a good hiking offer.
I want adventure so here are some fun dates, I would like to take you on:
-Let's learn how to make Sushi
-How about a ghost tour
-How about shark feeding at the National Aquarium
-How about crab fishing (apparently best done in colder temperatures)
-We could go to a shooting range