33 Arlington, VA
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My self-summary
Honestly, you just want to read some fun stuff. So here goes:
-I licked Robert Downey Jr's face.
-My first date from okcupid ended with my date being arrested.
-I have ran naked (along with 2000 people) on the Golden Gate Bridge.
-I have had three articles of mine published in Cosmo
-I have been caught making out in the private office of the Governor of California.
-I have been offered a role in an adult movie when I was partying in San Francisco. (Ok so it was a gay adult movie but still counts)

Reasons you should go out with me:
- I am pretty damn funny! No seriously, I will make you laugh. I was an amateur stand up comedian.
-I will keep you entertained with some crazy, fun, adventured filled stories (see top of profile for examples).
-Will open doors for you - Chivalrous.
- I give amazing back massages (I took massage classes)
- Extroverted and great conversationalist, we will always have something to talk about.
-I do not expect anything after a first date (this seems to be a big complaint from the women of okcupid)
-I am better looking in person (per my female roommates statement).
-I know how to cook and am always trying to learn new dishes.

PS: I live ONE block from a metro station. This seems to be a major requirement for women around here.

PPS: Being that I am 33 and not 13, If I like you I will send you a honest genuine message. Just let me know if you are interested or not.
What I’m doing with my life
Government, like everyone else around here.
I’m really good at
Cooking new recipes, talking to random strangers, seeing positive in negative situations, listening, offering advice, and kicking things up a notch.
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently, I look friendly....not sure how I feel about that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book of all time: The adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
TV and Movies:Mostly dramas and comedy. (GOT, The Wire, Big Bang Theory, etc.) Not really a fan of horror.
Food: Mostly anything, but spicy food especially!
The six things I could never do without
First the given: Family and friends.

-Comedy/Humor: I was an amateur comedian for a bit.
-Airplanes (I love aviation) My favorite memory as a child is about airplanes.
-Animals: I love animals and learning about them. Notice all the animal pictures in my profile.
-Communication: I love to have engaging conversations.
-HIKING! I will never pass up a good hiking offer.
You should message me if
If you are adventurous, you show your affection by teasing, you like cuddling, you want to experience a date that doesn't including "dinner & movie".

I want adventure so here are some fun dates, I would like to take you on:
-Let's learn how to make Sushi
-How about a ghost tour
-How about shark feeding at the National Aquarium
-How about crab fishing (apparently best done in colder temperatures)
-We could go to a shooting range