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LongRoadHome31

32 M Arlington, VA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, Indian
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Urdu (Fluently), Hindi (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Everyone really just wants to know the fun stuff first...so here goes:

Ok here is some fun stuff:
-Arnold Schwarzenegger caught me once breaking into his office and messing with his prized movie memorabilia. (I have pictures of this incident)
-My seventh online date from another dating site, almost ended with me being almost stabbed by my date's crazy Ex.
-I licked Robert Downey Jr's face (he let me, after I told him what was at stake and my boss can confirm this)
-My first date ever from another dating site, ended with my date being arrested.
-I once made entire panel of NASA experts burst into laughter with a Star Trek reference. I consider this one of my finest moments.
-I wrote three dating advice articles for Cosmo, in 2001. (I rec'd so much hate mail from women about one article in particular.)
-I have won an amateur stand up comedy competition and a chess competition. Funny and smart!

I am a transplant from the West Coast. Basically all those stereotypes of a typical Californian are true; I am nice, will talk to people on the metro, outgoing, likes to put avocado on everything (I cannot express how true this one is). However, I also have the East Coast in me; ambitious, driven, assertive, gets annoyed when people don’t know how to stand on the escalators at the metro (Come on move to the right!).

I am sarcastic and loud. I do not have an in door voice. I will make a fool of myself to make you laugh. Been called a Giant Teddy Bear. I am a old school romantic, having grown up on movies like "Casablanca". I will tease you because I really like you. Explorer and adventurer by nature. Love animals and learning about animals. Cooking enthusiast, I have a few signature dishes of my own. Now I just need someone special to cook for :).
What I’m doing with my life
I work for the Social Security Admin but am hoping to go into law enforcement soon.

Planning for my trip to Hyderbad, India and then I am off to London!
I’m really good at
Cooking new recipes, talking to random strangers, seeing positive in negative situations, listening, offering advice, and kicking things up a notch.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a baby face, old women actually like to pinch my cheeks......this has happened far to many times to count.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book of all time: The adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
TV and Movies:Mostly dramas and comedy. (GOT, The Wire, Big Bang Theory, etc.) Not really a fan of horror.
Food: Mostly anything, but spicy food especially!
The six things I could never do without
First the given: Family and friends.

-Comedy/Humor: I was an amateur comedian for a bit.
-Airplanes (I love aviation) My favorite memory as a child is about airplanes.
-Animals: I love animals and learning about them. My college roommates and I, fostered 20 dogs and 12 cats.
-Communication: I love to chat, I am that guy who talks to people on the metro. I will ask you a million questions and will NEVER get upset when asked "What are you thinking?".
-HIKING! I will never pass up a good hiking offer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Currently taking various cooking classes that I have purchased from Groupon.

Also my roommates and I are trying to visit every restaurant in the DC featured on the food network channel. So far 19 down....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
-You know how guys complain about women talking to much? I LOVE women who can talk my ear off.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to hear some fun stories, laugh till your belly hurts, and try some fun activities.
Here are some date ideas I have:
-You want to go try the best beer in the city! I know this fantastic place.
-You want to visit this amazing Irish pub, where this Irishman sings Irish Shanties.
-Let's take a cooking class, my next cooking class is French cuisine.
-Let's check out the Ron Burgandy exhibit at the Newseum.
-Let's go on the Snuggie pub crawl...or let's just wear snuggies...they seem so comfy
-Let's go paragliding ...I have an extra ticket and no one to go with.
-Let's go on a hike, I love hiking and checking out new trails.
-Let's take a behind the scenes tour of the National Zoo and feed some of the creatures (I have connections)
-Let's go shooting, I can teach you how to fire an Ak-47