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UConn89

25 M Baltimore, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–49
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I sold my life in Connecticut to travel around the world. I've started in the U.S and will visit all of the states I've never been to before I go international. I travel using CouchSurfing.org and keep my city up to date on okc. Yes, I am *only* looking for a hookup. My website which tracks my travels is ThoughtfulVoyage.com

I'm:
Independent
Spontaneous
Sarcastic
Social

I love:
To travel
Music
Movies
Intellectual conversations
People
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have one of the best jobs in the world. I used to work as an in-classroom adjunct professor and now I've switched my courses to fully online so I can (and do) work from anywhere in the world. The answer to your next question is "operations management". We can talk about what that means over a drink.

I know. I know. It's awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing random things that never come in handy (TRUE STORY: I stayed with an Amish family in Shipshewana, Indiana and their daughter asked how it is that I know so many random things).

Singing in the shower and car.
Making people laugh.
Knowing what random acronyms stand for.
Being witty. I'm very quick on my feet.
Being out of my comfort zone.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm missing my front two teeth and I don't brush. Just kidding, they can't tell if I brush or not. It's probably my:

Openness
Smile
Laugh
Personality
Lack of concern for things that aren't worth having a concern
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I typically read memoirs / auto-biographies.

Movies: I absolutely love laying down on the couch in the evening and watching a great movie. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to do this for more than two months now since I've been on the road. Want to be cute? Let's watch a movie at your place...

Shows: Breaking Bad, Dexter, The Walking Dead, Southland, The Office, Looney Tunes.

Music: I listen to all kinds of music. I'm stuck in the 90s. I love Explosions in the Sky, Tupac, Green Day, The Killers, Blink 182, Jimmy Eat World, Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service, Journey, Rancid, Immediate Music, Guns N' Roses, Elton John, Queen, Beats Antique, and much much more.

Food: Lately I've been making an effort to try new foods. Newest food that I tried was spinach, oatmeal (shut up), avocado, salmon, sashimi, guacamole
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My car
2. CouchSurfing.org
3. People
4. Internet
5. GPS
6. My writing / diary
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life
People
My trip around the world
Why so many girls cannot live without chapstick
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cat whispering.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a dog person. Don't tell my cat.

I manage a few of my friends OKCupid profiles.

In all honesty, I have quite a serious side and I'm VERY reflective and introspective.

When I left for my trip, I was scared to death and wanted to go home. I didn't. Here I am now having the time of my fucking life.

Two separate women that I've met on my trip so far from OKCupid have told me that I'd make a great house husband.

I know the best frog and pussy joke you've ever heard. Guaranteed. Yeah, that kind of pussy. Yeah, it's one joke.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You're cool to hang out with
- You're cool with something casual
- You're not looking for a textationship

My profile is sarcastic and direct. I'm not looking for anything long-term so broken hearts can be spared.