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28 Brooklyn, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a crooked smile and a secret tattoo. I can't whistle but I can roll my tongue. I've never had a broken bone or bloody nose. I grew up in Texas, matriculated in Minnesota, lived in (and was deported from) London, and have called New York home for a little over 5 years. If we spend more than 5 minutes together, I guarantee I'll try to make you laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in television. I dabble in creative stuff. I search for eligible bachelors on the internet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
using proper spelling and punctuation in my text messages.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Red hair and freckles. I'm Irish, can you tell?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Just finished "The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Klay." Currently reading "Ready Player One." I read everything on a kindle for the sake of convenience, but I truly miss the smell of a new book.

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Guardians of the Galaxy, Clue, Clueless, Back to the Future. I tend to see every film in the Marvel Universe the first two weeks they are in theaters, despite the fact that I have never read a comic book in my life.

Shows: Archer, You're the Worst, Bob's Burgers, Doctor Who, Louie, Sherlock, Parks and Rec, Spaced, Arrested Development, Daredevil, and a certain show on the CW which is my guiltiest of pleasures and I'll not name here.

Music: Not a lot of country. Not a lot of hip hop. Mumford and Sons, The Kinks, Nina Simone, Hozier, Vampire Weekend, The New Basement Tapes are all heavily in my rotation these days.

Food: Fish. Steak. Pizza. Burgers. Pie. Still on the lookout for decent Tex Mex in the city. I miss queso!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
WiFi. Television. Corny jokes. Beer. Passport. Books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where to go for brunch.

I have a serious crush on brunch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
dining at a new place. meeting friends in dives for beer and nachos. dancing. home in my jammies, watching Netflix and drinking wine. scoring rush tickets to a Broadway show. drinking classic cocktails in dimly lit bars until last call.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to dress up as a giant pinecone for money.
You should message me if
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you can make me laugh and don't confuse "there" "their" and "they're."