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UOWriter

26 Studio City, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I try really hard to be a good person and I succeed like 70% of the time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a writer. I work as a freelancer at ad agencies to pay the bills, primarily writing trailers for violent video games, but recently I've taken an extended staycation so I can focus on my screenplays and pilots full time. (And catch up on sleep.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, grammar, lactose intolerance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Kurt Vonnegut, Stephen King, Malcolm Gladwell, The Atlantic, The New Yorker, Achewood

Boogie Nights, Her, Under The Skin, Children of Men, Inherent Vice, Wet Hot American Summer, Looper, Rushmore, Alan Partridge

The Wire, Mystery Science Theater 3000, BoJack Horseman, True Detective, The Americans, The Sopranos, Deadwood, Broad City, Battlestar Galactica, 30 Rock, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, The Office, Freaks and Geeks, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Last Week Tonight, I'm Alan Partridge, Frasier, Black Mirror
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well, my Zune, that's for sure.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Every embarrassing thing I did in college.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wearing sweatpants or wishing I was wearing sweatpants.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Due to a clerical error, the college I went to had me listed in their records as a Hispanic woman. All four years I received constant scholarship applications and invitations to multicultural events at the campus women's center.
You should message me if
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I've been on here over three years. Some of my friends have walking, talking children who are younger than this OKCupid profile. I've gone on so many first dates and made so much smalltalk that I've finally reached that "fuck it" point Red gets to at the end of Shawshank Redemption where he just tells it like it is.

You should message me if you're all about your career, because I am too. You should message me if you don't think it's weird that I fall asleep to old episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Message me if pop culture is your religion, if you've ever made a meal out of a jar of peanut butter because you're too lazy to go shopping, if you agree that the screenplay for "Rushmore" is damn near perfect, if you hate sports but love politics, if you're into talking about Deep Shit, if you want to surf blogs about LA's best fried foods and then go eat at those restaurants, and if you're okay with somebody who doesn't do yoga and won't go to Disneyland.

You should message me if you read that and didn't think, "Man, that guy is a dick." Because I'm not. I promise! I just don't want to waste anybody's time, so I'm giving honesty a try.