I wish I was Ferris, but I'm totally Cameron.

I moved from Portland to LA in 2011 to write sitcoms. I'm still working on that. In the meantime I'm the senior copywriter at an ad agency - kind of like Peggy on Mad Men except nobody's gotten me pregnant yet. (Fingers crossed, though!)

In my spare time I'm writing pretty constantly. I just spent three months barricaded in my room writing a drama pilot which my friends are trying to produce via Kickstarter and I'm currently working on a webseries where one of my friends and I make fun of crappy public domain movies. My journalism degree has helped with none of this.

Writing, grammar, humor, lactose intolerance.

My hair, because it's thick and on a good day looks a lot like Conan O' Brien's. On a humid day, not so much.

Cat's Cradle, Red Harvest, Thumbsucker, Watchmen, The Great Gatsby, High Fidelity, The Shining, Lolita...

Chinatown, The Departed, Children of Men, The Shining, Boogie Nights, Wet Hot American Summer, Looper, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The Royal Tenenbaums, Punch Drunk Love, Fargo, Raising Arizona, Miller's Crossing, The Big Lebowski, The Winning Season, Super, Mystery Men, Serenity, Superbad, Little Miss Sunshine, Michael Clayton, Kick Ass, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Goodfellas, Apocalypse Now, Boogie Nights, The Town, Planes Trains and Automobiles, The Wrestler, Dawn of the Dead, Annie Hall...

Mystery Science Theater 3000, Workaholics, Mad Men, Community, Parks and Recreation, The Office, The Wire, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, Firefly, Louie, Dougie Howser MD, Twin Peaks, MacGyver, Seinfeld...

Pink Floyd, Talking Heads, Girl Talk, David Bowie, Fratellis, OK Go, Electric Light Orchestra, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Boston, The Clash, Rolling Stones, Eric Clapton, DJ Lobsterdust.

My definition of heaven is living across the street from an all you can eat Indian lunch buffet and around the corner from a good bar that also serves Philly Cheesesteaks. In my heaven, everyone has high cholesterol.

1) Good conversation
2) The Internet
3) Peanut butter
4) Television
5) Mystery Science Theater 3000
6) My car (Unfortunately - hurry up and build that Expo line expansion, Metro!)

What I'd say if I were given a chance to speak with John Boehner or Mitch McConnell, and how loudly I'd say it.

At a burlesque themed nightclub that I co-own with actor Taye Diggs and two of the Pussycat Dolls.

I paid money to see 'Baby Mama' in theaters. Going in, I thought 'Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, AND Steve Martin? How could this be bad?' And then, I found out.

You're funny, outspoken, and don't give a shit what anybody thinks of you. Or if you're Alison Brie! The more like Alison Brie you are, the better.

Right now I'm happier and more satisfied than I've ever been in my life - I have a great job, great friends, and I'm following my dreams. These are probably the best days of my life and I'd like to share them with somebody I can really have fun with who preferably doesn't have herpes.