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UOWriter

25 M Studio City, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 20–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I wish I was Ferris, but I'm totally Cameron.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I moved from Portland to LA in 2011 to write for television. I'm still working on that. In the meantime I'm paying the bills as a writer at an ad agency. There's also a TV pilot thing happening. And I try to get some bike rides in.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, grammar, lactose intolerance.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair, because it's thick and on a good day looks a lot like Conan O' Brien's. On a humid day, not so much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Cat's Cradle, Red Harvest, Thumbsucker, Watchmen, The Great Gatsby, High Fidelity, The Shining, Lolita

Chinatown, Her, Under The Skin, The Departed, Children of Men, The Shining, Boogie Nights, Wet Hot American Summer, Looper, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The Royal Tenenbaums, Punch Drunk Love, Fargo, Raising Arizona, Miller's Crossing, The Big Lebowski, The Winning Season, Super, Mystery Men, Serenity, Superbad, Little Miss Sunshine, Michael Clayton, Kick Ass, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Goodfellas, Apocalypse Now, The Town, Planes Trains and Automobiles, The Wrestler, Dawn of the Dead, Annie Hall...

Mystery Science Theater 3000, Community, Parks and Recreation, The Office, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, Firefly, Louie, Workaholics, The Wire, Deadwood, True Detective, The Sopranos, The Americans, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Battlestar Galactica, House of Cards, Dougie Howser MD, Twin Peaks, MacGyver, Frasier, Seinfeld...

Pink Floyd, Talking Heads, Girl Talk, David Bowie, Fratellis, OK Go, Electric Light Orchestra, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Boston, The Clash, Rolling Stones, Eric Clapton, DJ Lobsterdust.

My definition of heaven is living across the street from an all you can eat Indian lunch buffet and around the corner from a good bar that also serves Philly Cheesesteaks. In my heaven, everyone has high cholesterol.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Good conversation
2) The Internet
3) Peanut butter
4) Television
5) Mystery Science Theater 3000
6) Baja Fresh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How far away the nearest Baja Fresh is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a burlesque themed nightclub that I co-own with actor Taye Diggs and two of the Pussycat Dolls.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually 5'11" but most days my hair makes up the extra inch.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're funny, outspoken, and don't give a shit what anybody thinks of you. Or if you're a hyper-advanced computer system who sounds like Scarlett Johansson, because I need help organizing my hard drive.

Right now my life is in a really good place, and I'm just looking to share it with someone fun who preferably doesn't have herpes.