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26 / M / straight / Single

Ocala, Florida

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Ethnicity
White, Undeclared
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Kids
Pets
Owns dogs
Languages
English

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I am funny, sincere, and quirky.

My Self-Summary

I'll choose funny over cool. I love to make people happy.I like to see a smile on everyones face. I am a sincere person. I am looking for a real relationship with a real down to earth woman. I'm looking for my best friend and some one I can build a future with. I live life by a code ethics and a bible trained conscience.I am a passionate person with a big personality and a bigger heart. Those are my reedeming qualities.I really do care about other people. I am pretty easy going, and very lovable. Normally I can break people out of there shell. If your still reading this and are interested in hanging out or something feel free to leave me a message.

What I’m doing with my life

If everything goes according to plan I am gonna start college in the spring.

I’m really good at

Making people laugh and having fun
Free Cell
One liners
Double Entendres
Problem Solving
Thinking way, way outside the box
I can figure things out.

The first things people usually notice about me

My Baby Blues.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Of Mice and Men To Kill a Mocking Bird

Thank You For Smoking All the Rocky movies (Its a guy thing) Lonestar state Of Mind Forest Gump Tommy Boy

Led Zepplin, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrixs,3 doors down, metallica, ect. I HATE Country Music the music of inbread flipper people.

Italian food is always good

The six things I could never do without

1 Thought, intelligence, Stumulating Conversation
2 Air
4 Music
5 Love
6 Friends

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Subjects Include:
The universe
Trying to figure out the world and people around me.
My future

tring to understand Women

On a typical Friday night I am

Hanging out with my friends.
Staying in and listening to music.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I ABSOLUTLY HATE HATE MAYONAISE.
I am a horrible speller.
I really like the "A-Team." No I REALLY LIKE THE "A-TEAM"

You should message me if

If your bored, have illusions of grandure, a bit narcisistic, or you just feel its the right thing to do.