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28 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), LISP (Okay), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am a group of 7 improvisers who wants to go on a date with one very special lady. Seriously. It will be fun.

I have at least 2 bikes, a couple sweet apartments, an unending thirst for knowledge, and a welsh corgi.

Seriously, there are seven of us, so get ready for a lot of profile views.
What I’m doing with my life
Comedy mostly. But also...

Chef at a reputable restaurant
Getting a PhD in Cognitive Psychology
Setting up the AV for Columbia University
Managing digital security for a major bank
Booking comedy shows at universities around the country
Waiting tables
Working in an office. Yeah, it's that boring.
I’m really good at
Cooperative play, listening, making other people look good, hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am seven guys wearing matching track suits.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Five Star Banquet and Buffet (in Long Island City, Queens)
Queen's Secret Improv Club (in Long Island City, Queens)
30 Rock (filmed in Long Island City, Queens)

Tom Waits and Major Lazer
The six things I could never do without
Emotions, choices, enjoyment, reactions, democracy, day jobs
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing a comedy improv show! Eating delicious Indian food. Not always in that order.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have a sense of adventure and humor,
You want a great story to tell friends,
You like long-form improv,
You like Indian food