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UTturkey

35 M Ball Ground, GA

My Details

Last Online
Sep 30, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hi and thanks for stopping by!
I'm a big smart-ass who will call you on your BS in a playful way of course ;) My sense of humor can be a bit twisted and I'm not offended by crude jokes. Ah the things I have sacrificed for the sake of a good laugh. Totally worth it. No regrets. I'll never see those people at that Waffle House again anyways.

I like bringing friends together for cookouts, camping, live music, braves games, game night and whatever adventure I can convince people to join me on. I surround myself with genuine people so I have a great group of friends. I'm curious, "down for whatever" and always looking for something fun to do.

I'm looking for a special lady to add to the mix. Someone to spend the rest of my life with but who isn't ready to "settle down" and start a family quite yet. Sense of humor and sarcasm are an absolute must. Active lifestyle and healthy eating are also priorities.
If you like to try new things, explore random places and share things you love with good people then we're off to a good start.
What I’m doing with my life
Fulfilling my duties as captain of the space cadets.
I’m really good at
Fixing that after I figure out what it does.
Losing something I JUST had in my hand.
Hitting the apex.
Getting down the mountain without catching an edge.
Recipe? What recipe? It tastes good doesn't it?
Free hair cuts. Stop whining, you got what you paid for.
The first things people usually notice about me
My handsome beard and my goofy personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have spent a few years cultivating several amazing Pandora radio stations.
"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" by Hunter Thompson. I love the way he writes.
I like documentaries, witty/goofy comedies, some sci-fi and drama.
I don't watch much TV but I do DVR a few things. "Game of Thrones", "Parks and Recreation", "60 Minutes", "The Daily Show", "PBS Frontline".
I eat healthy and love to cook spicy food.
The six things I could never do without
My Aviators.
A manual transmission.
Tennessee.
That thing she does.
Pandora Radio.
Seasonal brews.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All sorts of randomness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying the freedom how ever the mood strikes me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I accidentally put my boxers on backwards in the morning and don't realize it until I try to use the urinal.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Your a goofball that can dig it. Sense of humor and sarcasm are a must. Your looking for that special someone but aren't ready to settle down and have kids just yet.