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UWSVixen

35 New York, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 32–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.61m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Laid back, optimistic, confident & independent, always looking to learn or experience something new, and definitely interested in a relationship but not looking to rush anything. Despite being super dressed up in my pictures, I'm perfectly happy in whatever, even my own skin. Down to throw back a beer, enjoys wine, and sometimes opts out of drinking altogether. I'm one smart cookie, intensely funny (silly most times), owner of the kindest and loyal heart. I've worked a lifetime professionally in the entertainment industry (accomplished with great tales to tell and whole lot of job perks that I love to share). A fantastic snuggler, a restaurant worthy cook (or so I am told), lusting for intellectual intercourse and a total smart ass who loves more than a touch of sarcasm.

You should be fun, be funny, be smart, be kind, be honest, some variation of creative, a first move maker, and have your shit together.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living in the present moment and practicing the expanses of my empathy every day.

Work wise: Directing, Producing, and organizing the chaos of commercial creative endeavors.

I'm also the girl that donates her hair, rescues animals, and runs a not for profit in her free time. I have the most kick ass rescued cat and dog, yes they get along; and yes my hair is currently very very long.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Going with the flow
Riding roller coasters
Laughing my face off
Multitasking
Dancing (salsa and even a little disco hustle)
Eating sushi
Cooking
Saying my ABC's
Not taking life too seriously and enjoying every second
Yoga
and a few other things . . .
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile, apparently I have really white teeth? Or "Holy shit, your hair is long!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I watch everything. I am a geek for horror movies and have actually seen A Serbian Film (if you don't think this is the most disturbing flick ever made, we'll likely get along). Kubrik with the exception of Eyes Wide Shut (yes, I've given it more than one try), The Neverending Story, Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine, From Dusk Till Dawn (a personal favorite), The Goonies, Raising Arizona, Anything Tarantino, Anything Burton (except that insanely horrible Willie Wonka remake). Anything Gilliam. Most Apatow. Anything Hughes. Indie flicks & docs. Orange Is The New Blk, Transparent, American Horror Story, Walking Dead, GoT, most HBO series, and the occasional reality trash.

Music: The Cure, Beirut, the xx, Phoenix, Nina Simone, The Rolling Stones, The Clash, The Black Keys, David Bowie, Bjork, Classic Prince, Otis Redding, Janes Addiction, Tori Amos, The Pixies, Fiona Apple, Peggy Lee, Hendrix, and I have an affliction for 80's & 90's music, some cheesy millennial R&B, and really all music.

Food: I love it, all of it. The staples are sushi, Thai, Indian. Strangest thing I ever ate was Jellyfish, not horrible!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Outside of the obvious givens:
My unconventional family and friends
Dirty sense of humor
My pets
Journal & Something to write with
Music
And Sex but maybe that's one of the givens?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the next big thing is. . .
or isn't
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been a bit of an insomniac since I was a kid.

I usually work nights and weekends on an 8 show a week Broadway schedule most of the time and I don't generally date within my industry which is likely why I am single. It's a bit of a long shot but if you have days free or happen to be a night owl that might be ideal, however, this is not necessary, obviously.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to take me to a monster truck rally or some other kickass non typical adventure (ok, a quiet hole in the wall won't loose you any points). You actually like, preferably love, living in New York. You make people smile. You're part of the 1% of guys on this cesspool of a dating site that isn't just trying to get laid but might actually want to have a conversation before doing so (or you have a sense of humor about it). You're smart, can spell at least 89% of the time, and you write in complete sentences. You get the twinge of sarcasm that peppers my profile and you're actually looking for something tangible with a whole lot of substance.

So? Let's get the fuck off of here already!