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36 New York, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 32-42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:23am
5' 3" (1.61m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Laid back, optimistic, super smart, confident, independent, always looking to learn or experience something new.
Despite being super dressed up in my pictures, I'm perfectly happy in whatever, even my own skin. Down to throw back a beer, enjoys wine, and sometimes opts out of drinking altogether. I'm one smart cookie, intensely funny (silly most times), owner of the kindest and loyal heart.
I've worked a lifetime professionally in the entertainment industry (accomplished with great tales to tell and whole lot of job perks that I love to share). A fantastic snuggler, a restaurant worthy cook (or so I am told), lusting for intellectual intercourse. I can be a total smart ass who loves more than a touch of sarcasm but always knows there is a time and a place.

You should be fun, be funny, be smart, be kind, be honest to a fault, some variation of creative (arts related or otherwise), a first move maker, and have your shit somewhat together.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living in the present moment and practicing the expanses of my empathy every day.

Work wise: Directing, Producing, and organizing the chaos of commercial creative endeavors.

I'm also the girl that donates her hair, rescues animals, and runs a not for profit in her free time. I have the most kick ass rescued cat and dog, yes they get along; and yes my hair is currently very very long.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Going with the flow
Riding roller coasters
Laughing my face off
Dancing (salsa and even a little disco hustle)
Eating sushi
Saying my ABC's
Not taking life too seriously and enjoying every second
and a few other things . . .
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile, apparently I have really white teeth? Or "Holy shit, your hair is long!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I watch everything. I am a geek for horror movies and have actually seen A Serbian Film (if you don't think this is the most disturbing flick ever made and actually a little boring, we'll likely get along). Kubrik with the exception of Eyes Wide Shut (yes, I've given it more than one try), The Neverending Story, Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine, From Dusk Till Dawn (a personal favorite), The Goonies, Raising Arizona, Anything Tarantino, Anything Burton (except that insanely horrible Willie Wonka remake). Anything Gilliam. Most Apatow. Anything Hughes. Indie flicks & docs. Orange Is The New Blk, Transparent, American Horror Story, Walking Dead, GoT, The Leftovers, most HBO series, and the occasional reality trash.

Music: The Cure, Beirut, the xx, Phoenix, Nina Simone, The Rolling Stones, The Clash, The Black Keys, David Bowie, Bjork, Classic Prince, Otis Redding, Janes Addiction, Tori Amos, The Pixies, Fiona Apple, Peggy Lee, Hendrix, and I have an affliction for 80's & 90's music, some cheesy millennial R&B, and really all music.

Food: I love it, all of it. The staples are sushi, Thai, Indian. Strangest thing I ever ate was Jellyfish, not horrible!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Outside of the obvious givens (and yes sex is a given):
My unconventional family and friends
Dirty sense of humor
My pets
Journal & Something to write with
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the next big thing is. . .
or isn't
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been a bit of an insomniac since I was a kid.

I work nights and weekends on an 8 show a week Broadway schedule most of the time and I don't generally date within my industry which is likely why I am single. It's a bit of a long shot but if you have days free or happen to be a night owl that might be ideal, however, this is not necessary, obviously.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to take me to a monster truck rally or some other kickass non typical adventure (ok, a quiet hole in the wall won't lose you any points). You actually like, preferably love, living in New York. You make people smile. You're part of the 1% of guys on this cesspool of a dating site that isn't trying to just get laid but might actually want to have a conversation before doing so (or you have a sense of humor about it). You're smart, can spell at least 89% of the time, and you write in complete sentences, using actual words "u r pretty" is a nice compliment, really, thank you but ummmm, I'm not swooning, six pack abs or no.

You get the twinge of sarcasm that peppers my profile and you're actually looking for something tangible with a whole lot of substance.

So? Let's get the fuck outta here already!