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26 Denver, CO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 28
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello fellow user, I'm Chris. Welcome to my profile. A fabulous bastion of information about me awaits.

* The last year of my life was spent in sunny Tampa, Florida. As of the date of this writing, I've returned to the party in my home town of Denver. I'll be staying here at home for a good amount of time to come. Will I ever move again? Who knows?!
* I play percussion instruments, dabble in strings, and own an accordion. Though I probably use it more than any of my other instruments, I am not particularly good at the accordion. I have been paid to professionally play music exactly once in my lifetime, a night playing in a vibraphone-trumpet jazz duet at a bar. I made $150 plus tips. That was a pretty good night.
* Despite being a Colorado native, I've never liked camping, skiing or snowboarding. I am, however, always up for a good hike.
* If it seems an inordinate amount of my pictures involve musical instruments or sports, it's mostly because I only ever seem to get pictures taken of me when I'm playing something or at a game.
* I've been known to play a vidya or two in my time. I use Jigglypuff in Super Smash Brothers. This is only because I learned long ago that people absolutely hate losing to Jigglypuff.
* Hockey and soccer are my favorites, but I'll watch most sports if you put them in front of me. (Exception: other than March Madness, I don't usually do Basketball.) My team preferences include a garglemesh of teams from Buffalo and Colorado, with a garnish of European and Asian soccer on top.
* I use the word 'garglemesh' sometimes. I think it's a noun.
* I love geological and energy-related sciences and hope to someday work in the field of solar energy.
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently have two jobs and go to school! My everyday 9-5 gig is as a pest control technician. Finally, I can get my revenge on the yellowjackets that haunted me for so long. My second, the side job that I mostly use for extra spending money, is an online transcription job. I get paid exceedingly small amounts of money blogging about my favorite soccer team, as well. Other jobs I have had in my life include English tutor, sports talk radio producer, marching band pit instructor, live infomercial pitchman, and guy who screams at people to buy programs outside of Cirque du Soliel. My job history has been described (by me) as 'colorful'.

I am a three-time college dropout, returning to school this fall thanks to the magic of Pell Grants. The reason why I dropped out so many times was a mix of apathy, idiocy in my youth and an inability to decide what on earth I wanted to major in. Now I'm going for an Associates, followed by a degree in Civil Engineering with the hope of eventually getting a Masters in Energy Systems. I might be able to get most of this accomplished before I turn 30. Exciting!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Striking up conversations in bars with strangers, playing vibraphone solos over blues progressions, pretending like I'm a decent accordion player, writing soccer game recaps while drunk.

Some other stuff too, but those are the important ones.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People seem to notice one of two things when it comes to me: my baritone voice or my accordion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll be honest, I haven't read nearly enough in the past few years. We'll just say I like autobiographies, science texts, comedic short story compilations, daily comic strip collections, informational & witty coffee table books and forensic crime novels.

Anything by Pixar, and UHF. (That's the Weird Al movie. If you ever go to see Weird Al in concert with me, you'll notice me quoting along with it incessantly. It's worth noting that if you are going out with me, you're totally going to have to see Weird Al live at some point.) I don't watch movies all that often, at least not in theaters.

Avenue Q, Little Shop Of Horrors, Into The Woods, Godspe-

Oh, you meant TV shows? I enjoyed Dexter and Breaking Bad, I suppose. I don't have a TV and rarely watch newer shows. 99% of my television experience involves sports.

I try not to discriminate based on genre, but I know what I like. I specialize in classic rock and jazz, though there's a special place in my heart for pop music from all eras. I despise music snobs. (In this particular case, 'music snob' means anyone who thinks that any particular artist or piece of music is intrinsically bad.)

I have a fairly bland palate. My favorite food is likely the Turkey, Bacon & Mayonnaise sandwich, followed by the Cinnamon Raisin bagel with cream cheese and the Kraft Mac & Cheese dinner. I'm not what you would call a gourmet, but the only thing I'll flat out refuse is seafood.

When it comes to Alcohol, I'll drink many varieties of rum, whiskey, vodka and cider. If you're looking for specifics, I'm usually found drinking Angry Orchard, Strongbow or some variant of rum & coke.

I have an aversion to anything bitter, and as such I don't like beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Musical instruments, science, a good pair of shoes, internet-enabled devices of all sorts, sport, and those rare few jokes that nobody but myself finds funny, but that I will laugh at for hours unending because I'm easier to amuse than a toddler.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Chord progressions. The ins and outs of the English language. Japanese variety shows. Sports, the tactics behind them, and the oddities of team loyalty. How it's possible that I can like watermelon and cantelope so much, yet dislike honeydew. Potential stand-up comedy routines that will never be used. How I could potentially make it so this section isn't filled with sentence fragments. Relationships. Cheeseburgers. Relationships with cheeseburgers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a bar drinking, on the internet goofing around with people I've never met while playing online video games or out watching or playing a sporting event. Sometimes I'm at a bar drinking while on the internet and watching a sporting event.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My celebrity crush is Lady Gaga.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* You can tell me what color my eyes are. My driver's license says they're hazel. Some people have told me that they're actually green. Just recently, my roommates were convinced that they were blue. I don't even know any more.
* You know that there is only one A in 'Accordion' and no A in 'Burgundy'.
* You want to hear about the time that I was essentially kidnapped and taken to a Blues jam bar.
* You need a sports guy on your Geeks Who Drink team.
* You also follow a variety of bad sports teams and want someone to commiserate with.

Actually, you should probably just message if you are of the same species as me.