Hello fellow okcupid.com user, welcome to my profile. A wonderous bastion of information about me awaits.

Uh... Jeez, where to start? I suppose a bulleted list will have to do. Hm.

* I am a musician, I love playing, writing, and listening to music of all types and manners.
* I enjoy watching and following sports quite a bit, and that includes all sports you can probably think of, not just a select few. That's right, even NASCAR. And soccer. And Lacrosse. Getting the pattern here?
* I like to make people laugh, and I've been told I'm fairly good at it.
* I'm really not all that good at forming long chains of cognitive thoughts. (If the fact that I'm resorting to a bullet point list didn't tip you off.)
* I am a walking encyclopedia of knowledge about The Beatles.
* My nickname is UZ, pronounced "ooze".
* I don't really use drugs, but on occasion I'll drink. I really never get "drunk" unless it's New Years or something.
* I like to consider myself a joint citizen of Denver and Upstate NY, since I love them both so.
* I have a very sadistic and sarcastic sense of humor, I've been known to "go too far" at times. I try and tone it down when I can though.
* I really like Dinosaurs.

I run a little blog chronicling hilariously stupid posts on OKcupid. I don't know if anyone else finds it funny, but I do!
http://okcupidposts.blogspot.com/

Currently unemployed. On my off hours I write songs and play my wonderful selection of instruments.

It doesn't really count as a career, but I'm always Busking. On any given day you'll probably find me and my Tenor Ukulele out on 16th street mall jamming away to 60's rock arrangements.

I attend Arapahoe Community College, my major is undeclared... but it's basically music composition.

Improvising jokes, playing several different instruments, composing Jazz/Rock songs and swatting gnats. (Trust me, I know this from a very sad spring semester at college involving a gnat infested room) Apparently I'm a good kisser too although I wouldn't be the one to judge.

I'm a jack of few trades. Very few.

I almost always get greeted with "nice jersey," remarking on the collection of sport jerseys I'm usually wearing.

Or if I'm outside, people notice my ukulele. That tends to stick out.

BOOKS: This list would be pretty long if I were to type it out, plus I would never remember everything. We'll just say I like autobiographies, comedic short story collections, informational witty picture books and forensic crime novels.

MOVIES: Anything by Pixar. Or really anything that's actually funny. That narrows it down quite a bit, really.

MUSIC: I like almost anything in any genre minus gangsta rap. At that point it's up in the air. I specialize in classic rock and jazz.

FOOD: My diet can be summed up with the phrase "Bread, fruit and meat". I also enjoy water, fruit punch and orange juice; they're only there to wash down the bread, fruit and meat.

My ukulele, guitar, bass, accordion, drumset and... laptop. Yeah.

Also I never understand why people list "food water sex shelter etc" in this section. I assumed those were implied.

You might as well call my brain the Inane Train. I can and do cover several topics in my head every minute.

Garglemesh is totally a word.

By my lonesome browsing the internet and watching sports, sitcoms or something of the like. On occasion I'm with friends pretending to accomplish something like filming a movie or making music. Normally the former. I usually do all of my fun social activities on Saturdays and Sundays.

Depending on how you define "Night" I might be out on 16th street performing.

I really, really like Lady Gaga. Shut up.

* You have a love for The Beatles that borderlines on obsession.
* You often randomly burst into song.
* You want to find a fellow musician to busk with. :3
* Your favorite television show is either something on Discovery channel or ESPN.
* Your sense of humor is often described as "interesting."
* Your lifelong goal has been to date a ukulele player.

Hell, just message if you are of the same species as me.