Hello, fellow okcupid.com user, to my profile. A wonderous bastion of information about me awaits.

Uh... Jeez, where to start? I suppose a bulleted list will have to do. Hm.

* I am a musician above all else, I love playing, writing, and listening to music of all types and manners.
* I enjoy watching and following sports quite a bit, and that includes all sports you can probably think of, not just a select few. That's right, even NASCAR. And soccer. And Lacrosse. Getting the pattern here?
* I am a die-hard Buffalo Bills fan. If there is anything Bills related to be seen, I'll be there!
* I like to make people laugh, and I've been told I'm fairly good at it.
* I'm really not all that good at forming long chains of cognitive thoughts. (If the list didn't tip you off.)
* I am a walking encyclopedia of knowledge about The Beatles.
* My nickname is UZ, pronounced "ooze".
* I have never used the letter "u" as a word in my life.
* I don't use drugs. Not because I'm rallying against them, I just don't feel like it.
* I like to consider myself a joint citizen of Denver and Upstate NY, since I love them both so.
* I have a decent vocabulary and randomly use words that don't even belong in sentences just because I think they sound good.

Once again, alas, I am unemployed. On my off hours I write songs and play my wonderful selection of instruments.

I also make a career out of Busking. On any given day you'll probably find me and my Tenor Ukulele out on 16th street mall jamming away to 60's rock arrangements.

I am a former college student, current college dropout. It wasn't for lack of work though, it was because college was too expensive and I hated both my major and the city I was made to live in up there. I plan on possibly attending Metro State next spring.

Improvising jokes, playing several different instruments, composing Jazz/Rock songs and swatting gnats. Apparently I'm a good kisser too although I wouldn't be the one to judge.

I'm a jack of few trades. Very few.

Now ask me what I'm really bad at! :D

My hair is often cited as my best feature. Noooo clue why.

Or if I'm outside, people notice my ukulele.

BOOKS: This list would be pretty long if I were to type it out, plus I would never remember everything. We'll just say I like autobiographies, comedic short story collections, informational witty picture books and forensic crime novels.

MOVIES: Anything by Pixar. Or really anything that's actually funny. That narrows it down quite a bit, really.

MUSIC: I like almost anything in any genre minus gangsta rap. At that point it's up in the air. I specialize in classic rock and jazz.

FOOD: My diet can be summed up with the phrase "Bread, fruit and meat". I also enjoy water, orange juice and Pepsi; they're only there to wash down the bread, fruit and meat.

My ukulele, guitar, bass, accordion, drumset and... laptop. Yeah.

Also I never understand why people list "food water sex shelter etc" in this section. I assumed those were implied.

If it's happened on the planet Earth in the last 50 years, theres a good chance it's popped up in my garglemesh of thoughts.

Garglemesh is totally a word.

By my lonesome browsing the internet and watching sports, sitcoms or something of the like. On occasion I'm with friends pretending to accomplish something like filming a movie or making music. Normally the former. I usually do all of my fun social activities on Saturdays and Sundays.

Depending on how you define "Night" I might be out on 16th street performing.

I have a weird thing where I'm always attracted to flute and piano players. I have no idea why.

* You have a love for The Beatles or anything related to the 60's in general.
* You often randomly burst into song.
* You want to find a fellow ukeist to busk with. :3
* Your favorite television show is something on Discovery channel.
* You need some carpet installed.
* Your sense of humor is often described as "interesting."
* You are a flute/piano player.

Hell, just message if you are of the same species as me.