Congratulations on having got here!
You already are among a tiny 0.00001% of humanity...

I have come to this planet to select a worthy mate to be my empress on the planet Pharanidon.

OK just kidding.... What I really mean is that I'm quite unlike most of humanity, and although not a king, I still rule...

OK, OK, I know what your thinking - arrogant, big-headed, vain, etc. etc. May well be true.
But I'm also witty and a very patient and helpful being.
Guess who gets called at any time of the day or night when a friend needs help?

I am a "factman". I like to gather all sorts of facts and information about everything on this lovely planet. Science, technology, and computers excite me. For me thinking and contemplation is a fun activity...

I've been philosophical from a young age, perhaps this explains why at the age of 11 I was reading "An introduction to Philosphical Analysis" and "The Varieties of Religious experience".
Not to mention I ended up spending my tender years from age 11 to 22 in a remote forest in the Himalayas, in a sort of spiritual experiment.

Now I'm a bit of an attention seeker, I love to be center stage.

I'm looking for someone who has as much zest for life as I do, who is as enthusiastic as I am, someone brave and adventurous, kind hearted , cheerful and generous.

Most importantly I am looking for love - the kind that can make you rise into the clouds, and sometimes plunge you into the deepest mires of sorrow.
But since that's a rare and precious commodity, not easily found, I'm also looking for meaningful conversation, and someone cheerful to accompany me to fun places and happenings around.

I've tasted the fitness lifestyle and I'm addicted to it, so I learn martial arts, yoga and le parkour, run barefoot or cycle for miles at unearthly hours, and exercise randomly whenever i feel like it.

Programming
Woodworking
Roughing it out
Fixing stuff
I'm a fast reader - really fast - If you better me, I shall let you have three quarters of my kingdom

Rough workman hands from years of roughing it out in the mountains, with lots of old scars from sharp woodworking tools.

My favorite authors :
Douglas Hofstadter
Michio Kaku
Carl Sagan
Richard Dawkins
Richard Feynman
Isaac Asimov
Charles Dickens
PG Wodehouse

Music :
Just about anything that sounds good to my ears - If the song's good it's good, regardless of anything else or anyone else's opinion of it.

A sound mind.
The internet.
A computer. ( both are distinct things really! )
Books.
My motorbike.

The nature of reality, the mind of woman, the cosmos, computers(duh), fitness and martial arts, body and mind control.

On the "interwebs" ( double-duh! ) reading arcane stuff.

Last year, I rescued an injured kitten. Despite a lot of treatment, she died, and I wept like a child.

You are a girl who is really intelligent and self confident, assertive, non-materialistic, truly passionate about something, no matter what.

One who can ride a motorbike would be awesome. Someone who isn't bothered by a little rain or sun, who's up for a challenge and is strong and independent.

A person who believes women are superior to men and has proved it. Any outdoors experience is a bonus...
Did I mention talkative?