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UberMetaMensch

31 M Poughkeepsie, NY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Esperanto

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My self-summary
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What?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a TA in a school for kids with autism. I lived in Brooklyn for many years, where I worked in film/video freelance.
I'm pretty awesome.
Now I'm back in pk, where I grew up. I'm going back to school next fall for an M.A.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Terse, pretentious dating-site profile writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm wearing flannel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
Conan the Cimmerian vol. 1
LOTR
a Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)
Burning in Water, Drowning in Flame
Of Mice and Men
The Sun Also Rises
Slaughterhouse Five

The Great Gatsby
The Giver
Elric of Melnibone

Movies:
Conan the Barbarian (Only the first one!)
LOTR
Dark Knight
Star Wars (ep. 4-6)
Wicker Man
The Departed
The Labrynth
Memento
The Godfather part II
Goodfellas
The Dark Chrystal
X-Men 2
The Avengers
*I'm very psyched for the new Wolverine movie.

Shows:
Walking Dead
Simpsons
GOT
Firefly
Breaking Bad
Futurama
South Park
The Hogan Family

Music:
The Pixies
Refused
George jones
Mumford and Sons
CCR,
Sci/Fi Fantasy movie scores (Conan, Star Wars, LOTR)
Classical music (Wagner)
90's grunge music
NOFX
Fugazi

Food:
I love all the food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
phone
moderate/intense exercise
Flannel
Skiing
Nature
Restaurants
Human contact

That's 7, which is a better number than 6.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Why?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking/eating.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
To whom?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're a nice lady.