So it's March 30th, 2015, been a while since I've updated this site, and I'm stoned enough to think this might be fun to do today.
Basically I've been using this site to plug my shitty band and see which of my real life friends have created profiles, so today I decided to streamline the whole process.
Here's a link to the discography of of said band:
Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on whether or not you like terrible music, hoboblood performed their last show on halloween '14. So... if any musicians are lurking my profile, send me a message if you want to throw down on some crunchy jams.
Here's a link to my facebook profile for all you lurkers who happen to run into me in real life:
If by chance I don't already know you in real life, and you do happen to live around Fargo, and aren't already aware of my existence, then feel free to message me if you aren't some kind of serial fondler.
I've met maybe five individuals from this site, and they've all been positive experiences with lasting friendships. I can't tell you what I'm looking for; all I can say is I'm exploring all the possibilities. If you're ambitious enough to want to meet someone off the internet, and I don't totally creep you out, well...
That makes you either interesting or crazy, I haven't decided yet...
I graduated high school with 69 college credits, and was given a full ride scholarship to to Itasca Community College for engineering. Well, long story short, I fucking hated it.
But I was still young and dumb, and I thought I knew what I wanted. So I transferred schools and majors and got the previously stated degree, which looks something like a poorly patched up tranny a la hedvig and the angry itch.
So nowadays I do what most 25 year olds do:
Try to survive crippling college debt along with all the other life altering decisions inherited from a dumber age.
I'm currently working at hookah hideout as a sleezy store jerk, and at best buy as a freight robot. I get Friday/Saturday/Sundays off.
When I finally get my shit together (and the day is quickly approaching) I'd like to buy some film equipment, and an arc welder, and build custom installations for music venues. That way I could just install a few external hard drives behind the staging, and get paid to edit video for music performances, without having to watch another terrible show in person.
...no man, that's not me...
Fuck that guy. Fuck Greg's pipe. Who the fuck steals pipes, and who gave Greg my number?
I watch an insane amount of movies. I'm not going to make a list, because the truth is most movies really fucking suck, and that used to make me mad. Ok, it still makes me mad. But hey, Wes Anderson is still making movies, and I think Quentin Tarantino has another one on the way. Mostly when I watch movies I just think about the shot selection, composition, etc far more than the usually terrible story lines.
when I'm done trolling around hulu, or when netflix angers me with it's constant suggestions of Adam Sandler movies, I spend much of my time on piratebay being a mobster. Mostly I download adult swim series, WWII documentaries, and a lot of shitty anime. I've got a couple of terabytes between movies/games/music
my taste in music would be something between david allen coe and nas. underground hip-hop, deathmetal, alternative, electronic, jazz, funk, old ass country, hula, garage punk and basically anything else I feel is honest. fuck top 40s.
Most of the food in F/M tastes like human paste to me since I grew up in Phoenix. I like spicy things, meat, peanut butter, and cheese. Everything else is, for the most part, tolerable
fucking around in public
*I was a nude model for my school
*I'm too shy to pee in a public urinal