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Uberhans

24 M Fargo, ND

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hey
self-summary huh? that's a pretty broad question. I guess I'll try to keep this short. Some of my friends call me the absent-minded professor. I think that's a pretty good description. You could say I'm a bit of a space-cadet sometimes. I'm pretty absent minded, or rather, I'm usually sucked into my own thoughts which, at times, can be problematic.

At the same time, those very thought tangents are usually productive ones in their own right. I might forget where my keys are, but at the same time I'm usually concerned with... well... anything else. I guess I just stopped trying to appear "normal" but rather just let my mind do whatever it wants.

I like to think of myself as sort of a visionary. I don't want to sound egocentric; rather, all I mean is that I'm the kind of person who likes to actively engage in 'progressive' thought process. I like to use the analogy that most people in this world are basically sheep unaware of most the world around them. Not to say that I'm not a, 'sheep' but perhaps a more sentient sheep. Does that make any sense? haha, I suppose I'll let you make you own judgements.
What I’m doing with my life
I've just graduated from Mankato State University with a major in theater and minor in mathematics. I'm a bit of an oddball. I took multi-variable calculus at age 18, and because I was good at mathematics at a relatively young age, everyone encouraged me to pursue it somehow. I was one year short of getting an engineering degree, but decided that engineering was not, and never will be, my calling. I had always known that I wanted to be involved in theater, either directing, or acting, or writing, and decided to switch schools and majors. I plan on going to grad school, and ultimately, get a doctorates in theater. Yeah, I know it's basically a useless degree, and I could make a lot more money doing something science related, but I follow my passion without question. I guess that makes me a bit of a romantic... Some day, I'd like to produce and/or direct films (hopefully) from a studio I'd own. I'd like to produce T.V. commercials and music videos, and some day high budget films.
Hahaha I suppose I'll just shoot for the stars and hope for the best
Right now I'm getting a second degree in Film Production at Moorhead State. More time and money lost...
The first things people usually notice about me
*My hair. It's long
*My fast rate of speaking
*My low eyebrows. Like, anime looking haha
*a cigarette in my mouth
*some sort of strange, almost meaningless shirt
*girl-pants. That's right, girl pants. that's what happens when you're a 5'8'' man who's slender
*brain in the clouds. Unfortunately, still haven't found a way to anchor it down. oh well, the view is nice from up there
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read Kurt fucking Vonnegut
I read a lot of plays
I like books on robotics and math theory
I'll read anything on acting theory
Lately I've been reading some obscure Scandinavian crime fiction for an online class I'm taking for shits & giggles.

I watch an insane amount of movies. Some of my favorites (just off the top of my head) are: "inglorious bastards," "little miss sunshine," "superbad," "the fall," "28 days later" and "the fountain." Lately, I've really enjoyed a lot of documentaries. I'll watch any genre, and to make a point, here's a list of some of my favorite terrible movies: "Ironthunder: the tank that could," "Baycove," "Manos, hand of fate" "Thankskilling"

I don't watch much T.V. because I don't have cable. Usually I just watch stuff off netflix.com. Some T.V. series I watch:
"Dexter" "Community" "Adventure Time" "South Park" "The Daily Show with John Stewart" "the Colbert Report" "Breaking Bad" most of the adult swim series, most things on the discovery channel, animal documentary stuff, and a lot of anime.

I listen to most genres of music. Right now, I'm really into underground hip-hop, deathmetal, alternative, electronic, jazz, funk, and basically anything else I feel is, 'honest.' For that reason, I don't usually listen to top 40s because it feels manufactured and cold much of the time; not to say there isn't some great music that's popular. The only genres I really can't stand are country and polka. I'm currently in a band called, "Hobo Blood." We're kind of an electronic/punk/folk sound...

As for food, well, I guess my palate's not so great, because I'm able to eat basically anything. Most food in Minnesota tastes like air to me since I grew up in Phoenix. In a nutshell, I like:
Spicy things, Meat, Peanut butter, and Cheese. Everything else is, for the most part, tolerable
The six things I could never do without
1) My family/friends. We're a dysfunctional bunch, but I love them all the same.
2) Music. all the time, everywhere. I think I'd dive off a cliff if, for some reason, hip-hip was illegalized.
3) Theater. I'm mediocre at most, "art" and without it, I'd have no medium by which to explore my opinions/views/thoughts etc...
4) video games. I'm lucking I was born in 89, because I have a feeling the 50's version of myself would be bored all the time. I strive to be the best at whatever I do, and video games can quantify skill subjectively better than most hobbies. And c'mon, it only makes sense a theater kid would enjoy subjecting himself to another reality.
5) The internet. Just being honest.
6) Mary Jane. I'd probably be a very stressed out and dysfunctional version of myself without marijuana, so I'll be honest and include it in the list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
anthropology, social structure/order, meticulously catagorizing archtypes of.... everything, movies in general, physics, conspiracy theory, people! how people move, how they talk, how they move their hands, what they're trying to emphasize, what they want, what they're trying to get, people people people!
On a typical Friday night I am
watching a movie, eating pizza, getting stoned with my friends, and playing videogames. Every once in a while, when I'm feeling extra kinky, I enjoy a nice game of chess or a session of dungeons and dragons
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
*I'm basically a Marxist
*I was a nude model for my school
*I'm too shy to pee in a public urinal
*I still get nervous every time I go on stage. No matter what
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You bothered reading any of this