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Ubernegro

22 / M / Straight / Single

Orlando, Florida

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:49pm
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m).
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
*Frank Sinatra's rendition of "Fly Me To The Moon" plays while I walk into the view wearing a robe and slippers and sees you*

Oh hi. Didn't notice you there.

*Sits down in comfy loveseat and crosses his legs while smoking in his pipe that oddly shoots out bubbles instead of smoke*

So you came to my profile looking for something. Hoping for something. Was it excitement? Entertainment? Something else random so I can make this a third thing-ment? Who knows, but you are here judging and waiting anxiously for this profile to be relevant to your desires. Who am I? What do I do? Why do I feel to need to ask you questions when this is supposed to be answering them?

*Takes a swig of his bubble pipe*

Calm down. There is more. I assure you. There will be an end to this. Whether it is that awkward moment when we wake up together in hot sweaty, lust filled bedsheets. Or it is the moment that we watch Lost and ponder why did it all have to end in a Church(seriously, what the fuck?). Or it is the time when one looks over the other's dying body as they wither away and embrace death's call, but not before they pull the lively one down to hear their last words: "I love you."

*Cue "canned "awwws" from some random PA*

To be honest the last one will most likely not be me. Legends truly never die. Anyways, you seek description. But how can you describe an experience? Am I magnificent or simply too iconoclastic or just fucking awesome like Popeye's Chicken? These words are the tip of the penis of whom I am (and for the feminists aka rational people, if the penis is life, the vagina is simply omniscient).

*Clenches his fist and shakes it towards the heavens*

And I'll be damned if mere words could describe me!

*Realizes the rather random and out of place moodswing and composes himself*
I am I, simply put. I hope that this answers your questions...or only makes you wonder more. Regardless of your inquiries, the show must go on!

*Fades to black...and awkward coughing ensues*
What I’m doing with my life
Practicing Parkour with more of initiative to be really good at it eventually and getting ready to graduate UCF....to go to Law School...Fuck.
I’m really good at
The hell with this question. Half of the people here actually answer this question, suggestively or not, and it gets irritating because why should I tell you what I am good at? Shouldn't someone else be the judge of how proficient I am at whatever I am good at? Wouldn't it be narcissistic of me to say that I am good at something because it is, by my own account, that I am good at it? And why am I still asking questions, dammit?
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't really know what people notice about me nor do I care.

Have you ever heard of the Madonna-whore complex? Well, you have now if you haven't and if you have, well yay. If you think the term refers to some pop singer with daddy issues, then this will be a refreshing.

The Madonna-whore complex is another Freudian conundrum about the minds of men. It believes that men either see woman as saints or debased sexual objects. It explains why men cheat, women think men are dogs and switch teams, and I cry a little bit inside. Now, when it comes to all things Freud, it is best to take this with a grain of salt before embracing because Freud was a sexually repressed coke head and none of things that he presented can ever be considered scientific or even empirical(it is redundant of me to even bother saying that last bit). Why is this relevant? Why am I talking about psycho-analytic crap? Why am I still asking questions?

Men with this disorder(let's face it, it is a disorder) desire a partner who has been sexually degraded(whore), but can't bring themselves to love a respected woman(Madonna). They categorize women in two groups: women they admire(Gwen Stacey...I am a raging Spider-man fan) and women that they want to fuck(Black Cat). As you can see or might suspect, a lot of men have this problem. They can't bring themselves to desire what they love, but desire what they don't love. Sad that little boys would rather have the superficial lady such as Nicky Minaj rather than the soulfulness of Lauryn Hill(then, again, Hill's only vice is evading her taxes).

Does this bother you as it bothers me? That a female is constantly sexualized? That giving them sexual pleasure is seen as surrendering yourself to them and how you perform could justify infidelity in the unconscious male mind?

These boys are simply that: boys who just realize that their peckers can be used for something other than making smiley faces in the sand. They demand reciprocity for their actions simply because they will it. They send you a message and if you don't respond, you're a frigid bitch simply because you aren't interested. Amazing world this patriarchal society is.

What was the point of all this? A mere contrivance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I feel like I need to explain Socialism because people either don't know what it is and demonize it or use it where it doesn't apply.

I'm going to do this just once so pay attention.

Socialism represents the ideology of those who were left behind during the rise of Liberalism. It is the ideology of the labor class. Socialism has a problem with not only liberal(Capitalism for more clarity) ideas, but the effects that liberalism brought. To put a definition on it, it is a system in which private enterprise is abolished and replaced by some form of common ownership of factories, farms, and other productive enterprises. All socialists, whether you are an Utopian, Marxist, Fabian, European Revisionist, Leninist, or Maoist, believe in the eradication of private property and capitalism is an exploitative and unstable system. Do you see Obama doing any of that? Hell, I recall during a debate him saying that he does not believe government is the answer and ardently believes that capitalism is the most productive economic system that ever has been done. But lets get back to socialism and why it is what it is.

During the years that Liberalism(Capitalism if you are confused) and industrialization became predominant, many found a flaw in Liberalism. The likes of Thomas More and Charles Fourier saw mass inequality and instability within the system so in order to fix this, they thought that they could engineer social society to be better without capitalism and private property. They were the Utopian Socialist. The tenets of an Utopian Socialist were:
1. Do not like private property. Believed that it leads to nothing, but exploitation.
2. Emphasized community and solidarity, but to differentiate from Classical Conservatives, who also believed in community, but thought man were inherently unequal, Socialists believed in equality for all.
3. The Nature of man is that we have a social quality in us, and we have solidarity among us. This contrasts the tenets of Classical Conservatism which believes that man was rational, and to be rational is to be acquisitive. Unlike Classical conservatism, Utopian Socialist believe that there is no hierarchy that people confer their sovereignty to for protection from themselves.
4. Utopians wanted to administrate this view through education and disabuse the masses of the ideas of capitalism and liberalism that has been taught. Why they wanted to do this is because Liberalism was and still is the prevailing ideology at the time. People under a system of capitalism are going to be taught that if you work hard enough and find your niche, you too can become Bill Gates(I will to explain this later under Marxism).
4. As I already stated, they believed that they could socially engineer a society to contrast a society under liberalism just to provide an example of how much better Socialism is.
5. They thought Representative Democracy as the advocacy of the elites and were fervent believers of direct Democracy
After the Utopians tried and were laughed out of Europe, a Jewish man known as Marx came along and sought to scientifically prove that Liberalism would fall and Socialism would take it's place eventually. He viewed Utopians as normative, as it ought to be, instead of empirical, as they are. Marx only had 5 different ideas of Marxism.

The first idea was based on Georg Wilson Freidrich Hegel's Dialectical Flow of History(FUCK YOU! I'm not going explain what he is to you. Look him up and read that shit). Hegel and Marx believed that history has an identifiable direction, and a identifiable purpose. In other words, the direction of history was progressial. How is progress achieved is what your bitch ass is asking, right? Well, through conflict. All progress is made through conflicts in terms of contradictions that arise in all things, and ideas. Think about the human state of ideas, will you? There has always been a predominant set of ideas that would always produce it's opposite. You can take any idea and make it a thesis, thus creating it's opposite,it's antithesis. The two will produce a synthesis thus will represent progress. Let's take religion for example. Man used to believe in many Gods which was predominant in most cultures. This was the thesis. Then, they were paganistic views which serves as the antithesis. Through that, monotheism formed through the synthesis of ideas. Here is some visual aid for guidance.
https://www2.bc.edu/~heineman/charts/marxdial_2.jpg

The second idea was more of a differentiation from Hegel. Hegel thought that this progress is done by God in order unveil God's plan or some shit because he(God) acted through the minds of men. Marx, being an atheist thought this was bullshit(Religion is the opiate of the masses, anyone?) and was exponentially more materialistic. Marx believed that the material possessions that we have generate ideas not ideas produce better ideas. Marx believed that in any time period, one can divide the economic base of society and economic superstructure. Now you are probably wondering what exactly are they. No worries, asshole. Ubernegro will instill your punk ass with knowledge because this is really good practice for my exam and I am really nice. There are components of the economic base of society: Means of production and the relations of production. The means of production is essentially the technological know-how of society at the time period. It is how society did things. The relations of production is the social relation in the production process. Marx believed that if he knew who controlled the means of production in any era and who dominated the relations of production, he could tell you who prevailed in the conflict and what the system was at the time. The superstructure of society is essentially anything that justifies the way the society is structure. It could be religion, ideology, government, art, literature, and etc. From this Marx concluded that the driving point of history has been the struggle of social classes. In any given historical era, there will be a conflict between the economic classes, mainly the ones who control the means of production and dominate the relations of production versus the ones who don't control the means of production and are at the lesser end of the relation of production. Again, here is some visual aid.
http://www.learningwithoutfrontiers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/base-superstructure.png

Through the combination of the two previous ideas, Marx developed his third: Dialectical Materialism He stated that he uncovered the laws of historical development. He claimed that there were 4 stages of historical development. To continue the theme of thesis/antithesis/synthesis, each dialectic era had them. First stage was primitive communism which was nomads/tribes/empire. Second stage was slavery which had empire/barbarism/landed aristocrats. The third was Feudalism which was comprised of landed aristocrats/bourgeoisie(merchants)/bourgeois democracy. The fourth, and what Marx says is the final, is bour. democracy/proletariat/communism. What you should notice here is that the antithesis always prevails and as each stage develops, there is more exploitation. "More exploitative? Isn't that a loaded statement, Ubernegro?" Hold your horses, asshole. I'll explain that too. Marx pointed out why capitalism is unique compared to the other stages of economic development.
1. If one thinks about the economic mode of production, capitalism is constantly revolutionizing production. It always has to keep come up with something new. For example, look at your iphone or whatever. Next year, there will be a newer one and then a newer one in the year after next.
2. Capitalism is the only economic stage the envelopes the world.
3. There are only two classes: Bourgeoisie and the Proletariat. Before you go, "there is a middle class and a lower class and an upper middle class," No the fuck there isn't, bitch(As you can see, I am becoming more and more irritated the longer I write this). There are people who own the means of production aka the filthy fucking rich versus people who don't own it aka the 99% aka probably everyone you know.
4. The ability of making it to the bourgeoisie is negligible and limited in possibility. Extremely limited. Damn near impossible. Unless you have a certain skill or asset that no one else possesses and is desirable, SOL.
5. It is the only stage of economic development that in which it falls, there is no more majority. When Capitalism collapses, and trust me, it will collapse, there is no more 1%. What else is there after the means of production is shared by everyone?

The fourth idea that Marx postulates is the need for Revolution. The current owners of the means of production isn't just going to bend over, hand the 99% lube, and get fucked in the ass willingly. The prevailing ideology justifies the current system of ordering things. Remember when that Occupy movement started? Did you hear the media say anything positive about them? Didn't think so. Owners of the means of production will use all means at their disposal to maintain current order. Whether it is government, media, art, literature, they will fucking do it. But why violent revolution? Marx could not find a single instance of large scale peace in any transition. War breeds change. There is no progress without conflict, says Marx.

Marx's fifth and final idea was essentially an outline why capitalism will fall. He sums it up as Capitalism having cancer as in it is eating away at itself. Yes, he agreed that capitalism is the most productive system of ordering economic affairs to date, but it is highly unstable. He, again, provided an outline why capitalism has the seeds of it's own demise.
1. The imbalance between production and consumption Under capitalism, the proletariat does not reap the surplus value of their production. In layman's terms, a capitalist will extract most of the money earned from the product made by the worker and the worker would only receive a small amount of it despite being the ones producing the item. A capitalist's goal is to pay the worker high enough to keep them around, but low enough to make sure they have the most to gain.
2. Grave-digger thesis This is the idea that capital will eventually fall into the hands of the few. The ideal capitalist is to expand and in order to expand, they must compete with and take out other rivals. As capitalist continue to gain, those former entrepreneurs are becoming part of the proletariat because they can only contribute their labor. In summary, the 1% is getting smaller while the proletariat is getting larger.
3. Falling rates of profit This the economic phenomenon where as capital accumulates and becomes more abundant, the rate of return declines thereby decreasing the incentive to invest. II don't feel like explaining this right now.

My main point is that Socialism as Marx defines it has never been achieved. What about Soviet Russia, Cuba, or China? Well they were in the feudalistic era and thus skipped capitalism to reach what they call Socialism and thus missed a shit ton of production that capitalism would bring. Socialism is supposed to be the goal for countries that are highly developed and have capitalism.
The six things I could never do without
I am beyond the mundane base concept that is necessity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality."

The above quote is something that I am reserving for the novel that I am writing. I ripped it off from Dante's Inferno so yeah.

The bottom excerpt was copied and pasted from someone in tumblr and it pretty much describes how the book is going.

"These, I have determined through painful personal experience, are the stages of novel writing.

1. Eureka! Hey, what a great idea for a novel! You could so totally write that! The stage at which you think you might just be the cleverest person in the world. Also characterized by description of said idea, and how skillfully you’re going to develop it, to friends, family, and even total strangers.

2. National Book Award, Here You Come! The stage during which words flow from your keyboard, the Idea spurs you to great creativity, and your characters jump from the page and turn into real people.

3. Or Not… At which time you discover that some part of your Idea is inherently flawed, forcing you to go back and rewrite or delete half of what you’ve written.

4. Okay, Possibly PEN Faulkner Award… During which you slog grimly forward, dealing with the remaining tatters of your Idea, determined to develop this Idea 2.0 into an even better novel.

5. While I’m Dreaming, I’d Like a Pony At which time you lose control of the story, start writing big plot tangents or extraneous sex scenes or, worst of all, introducing new major characters out of the blue.

6. The Bataan Death March At which time you regard Idea 2.0, now ALSO in tatters, and just try to find a way to get to the end. You type on with the enthusiasm of a contestant on a sadistic game show where the last person still at their workstation gets a free cup of coffee.

7. My Only Friend, THE END Whereupon you finish the book, even though you know it’s craptastically awful, and decide to put it aside for an indeterminate amount of time to “get some space and perspective,” which, once acquired, will surely enable you to rework your Idea 2.0 into the literary revolution it is destined to be.

8. Hiatus During which time you read books written by others and fume that this crap got published…or that you’ll never write this well as long as you live.

9. Back on the Chain Gang And now you bravely return to face your first rewrite. You put on an expression not unlike that on the faces of the soldiers at the Battle of Agincourt…except there’s no St. Crispin’s Day speech for you. You one, you unhappy one…you band of totally fucked.

10. It’s Not a Thin Line At All Whereupon you decide that even Idea 4.0 SUCKS, you can’t write for shit, your characters are all despicable and you have no idea why you ever wanted to write a novel in the first place. Objects may be thrown. Files may be deleted in a huff.

11. Breaking Up Is Hard To Do The thought of all that work going down the drain becomes too horrible, so you set back to your rewrite. You find that if you delete 100 pages and write 200 NEW pages that you might salvage something readable.

12. What comes after Denial and Anger? You wonder if the Devil is in the yellow pages, and if he’d take what’s left of your sorry-ass soul in exchange for the intestinal fortitude to finish this godforsaken novel.

13. Say “Comma Splice” Once More. I Dare You. You ask for help editing. You do editing yourself. You stop caring about anything except your verb-tense agreement. You develop an allergy to red ink. You despise this story, you can’t stand it any longer. If you read that patio scene or that visit to the elementary school one more time you will spork out your own eyeballs.

14. Is the Fat Lady Singing? IS SHE??? You’re done. Except not really, because you know you’ll never really be done. Even if your book gets published and becomes a nationwide bestseller and wins a Pulitzer, you’ll still be bitter about the fact that you used the word “reconcile” twice in the same paragraph on page 456.

15. She’s Dead, Jim You now fall into post-partum creative coma and do nothing but knit and watch “Star Trek: The Next Generation” for two months.

16. The Circle of Life Hey! What a great idea for a book!"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am the biggest tool that I know. Despite all my self-depicted illustriousness, I am truly insecure about my ability when it comes to everything. Fear is the anaconda that holds me back and strangles me just as it slowly swallows me whole. So if I show a lack of confidence in whom I am despite all my pandering, it is because of this. Sometimes, it is just my apathy towards life or my place in it if I even have one.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
Oh wow, like any woman will be the first to message me without me initiating it. For experience sake, I kind of want a woman that is going to be chauvinistic and make me her sex object. She carries my books around. She opens the door for me. I cook her dinner and clean the area as if I am expected to. She, in turn, pays me with compliments to reassure that I am doing a fabulous job while demanding that I leave her alone while she watches the soaps.

I am completely joking, but it is a thought.

I am sort of between a rock and a hard place. Most black women do not get me and will happily place me in the "Urkel" zone. Most white women will either take a look at my profile pic and assume me to be a "playa" and think that I have 10 baby mamas and I am trying to make my mark on them, just some black dude who wants his snow bunny, or does not want to be the one to bring home a black man to the family reunion. Most of everyone else falls in the latter category.

So if you had the courtesy to read through this exasperating profile, then kudos to you. Not sure if that is enough reason for you to want to message me, but it might make the pretense to want to...or not want to.