I use words like snippets, curmudgeon, and epitome. I have a penchant for idiomatic speach. I used a spellchecker for these words.
I am a man of many -isms. I am told I am way to often sarcastic. Enough that HR has told me to tone it down. But they cant contain what I got. Which also happens to be way too many bad dance moves (most of which include the sprinkler and ill timed pelvic thrusts and oft combined).
I can be honest to a fault and will man up to my problems instead of ignoring it or letting someone else take the fall. I believe that chivalry in the way you live and not in how you act on an individual biases.
I live with my best friend and her husband (we all met in college). Neither of which are related to me though I often call her my sister. There are also 2 cats and a beagle. Also not related. I am only close to my grandmother, G'ma, family wise and I only see her about 2-3 times a year and talk to her on the phone maybe twice that.
I would much rather go hiking (I took this picture) in Desolation Wilderness or anywhere in between highway 108 and 120 than swim in the ocean. Sharks. Octopi. Or think about it.. Shark-ta-pus.. terrifying. (I still go and enjoy myself though!)
Besides okcupid and Facebook (which only contains family members) the only social media apps I use are Fitocracy (Im level 22! And down 25lbs in the past months.) and Untapped.