I use words like snippets, curmudgeon, and epitome. I have a penchant for idiomatic speach. I used a spellchecker for these words.
I am a man of many -isms. I am told I am way to often sarcastic. Enough that HR has told me to tone it down. But they cant contain what I got. Which also happens to be way too many bad dance moves (most of which include the sprinkler and ill timed pelvic thrusts; oft combined).
I can be honest to a fault and will man up to my problems instead of ignoring it or letting someone else take the fall. I believe that chivalry in the way you live and not in how you act on an individual biases.
I live with my best friend and her husband (we all met in college). Neither of which are related to me though I often call her my sister. There are also 2 cats and a beagle. Also not related. I am only close to my grandmother, G'ma, family wise and I only see her about 2-3 times a year and talk to her on the phone maybe twice that.
I would much rather go hiking (I took this picture) in Desolation Wilderness or anywhere in between highway 108 and 120 than swim in the ocean. Sharks. Octopi. Or think about it.. Shark-ta-pus.. terrifying. (I still go and enjoy myself though!)
Besides okcupid and Facebook (which only contains family members) the only social media apps I use are Fitocracy (Im level 22! And down 40lbs last winter.) and Untapped.
I do have three major flaws. First being I have the facial hair disposition of a 12 year old Irish boy (it is red too). I am going to attribute that to my Irish and Native American blood lines. So, if you are looking for that full, lush, and awe inspiring beard, I am sorry, Its not possible. Secondly, I can be stubborn with my personal morals. Which is often the reason I friend zone myself... And third and lastly, I cant cook rice. Really, even the internet hasn't helped me.
Speaking of healthy; I am back on a modified paleo-diet until October..? I don't know. Which means, much to my chagrin, no beer or cookies. Or many of the other things black listed. I eat a lot... a lot... a lot of carrots, bananas, and nuts. (Its not all I eat. But a guys gotta snack!).
Movies: The Boondock Saints, The Legend of 1900, Pitch Black, Aladdin, 12 Monkeys, Being There, Valhalla Rising, Returner, Top Hat...
TV: Jeopardy, Archer, Lie to Me, Spy, Firefly, Grim, House, Bobs Burgers, Elementary...
Music: I like music..? I say this, thusly, because I'll listen to almost all types: country, blue grass, hiphop, the Spanish station, Tswizzle, Jarule..
My car radio: 93.7, 94.7, 98.5, 100.5, 106.5, 107.9... In that order from 1-6. I dont know why people drive around with their stations out of order...
Food: Mostly the edible kind. But Ive been known to sample a plastic pear now and then...
Sunblock - I'm white. And in about 2 hours of sun I turn pink then red in a matter of minutes. My tan is most people's winter coats. But my goodness. I love the sun.
Phone/internet - I really like to learn new things or recheck facts. I may have made something up. I swore up and down that the lead singer of Aqua died of helium asphyxia. Not true. Which my roommate continuously reminds me of. Ill never live this down.
Snack - I don't say this as a part of Maslow's hierarchy of needs. I really like to eat. Cookies, carrots, watermelon, nuts, fruit, food it doesn't matter. But seriously. Cookies.
Dry clothes - There is nothing more miserable than being in your clothes and wet. Well.. Possibly cold and wet. Not to be outdone by cold, wet, and hungry.
Free time - Its mine. I want it. Its not a lot. But Ill totally use the #I(#*$ out of it. Or not. Don't question it. Ill do what I want.