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32 Fair Oaks, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Sales / Marketing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Dont let my over abundance of self imposed confidence fool you I am shy and very self aware of social interactions. I dont give out me completely. But.. this is how I view myself in snippets.

I use words like snippets, curmudgeon, and epitome. I also used a spellchecker for these words.

I am a man of many -isms. I am told I am way to often sarcastic. Enough that HR has told me to tone it down. But they cant contain what I got. Which also happens to be way too many bad dance moves (most of which include the sprinkler and ill timed pelvic thrusts).

I can be honest to a fault and will man up to my problems instead of ignoring it or letting someone else take the fall. I believe that chivalry in the way you live and not in how you act on an individual biases.

I live with my best friend and her husband (we all met in college). Neither of which are related to me though I often call her my sister. There are also 2 cats and a beagle. Also not related. I am only close to my grandmother, G'ma, family wise and I only see her about 2-3 times a year and talk to her on the phone maybe twice that.

I would much rather go hiking (I took this picture) in Desolation Wilderness or anywhere in between highway 108 and 120 than swim in the ocean. Sharks. Octopi. Or think about it.. Shark-ta-pus.. terrifying. (I will still go and enjoy it though!)

Besides okcupid and Facebook (which only contains family members) the only social media apps I use are Fitocracy (Im level 22! And down 25lbs in the past four months.) and Untapped.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as a manager at Target. I now, in my opinion, have way too much red and khaki in my closet. This is not a dream job by any means and I hope to find something a bit more mentally healthy soon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good at being a dork, not remembering someones name, and cooking. I have a white sauce that I make for pasta that is to die for as well as Dr. Pepper beef ribs. Going through my teen years living with my uncle gave me an appreciation for not using boxed food.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I try to read (or re-read) a book a week. I mostly stick to Fantasy; Goodkind, Weeks, Eddings, Hobb, or Gemmel. But I do dabble in philosophy or the occasional self-help book. Zero: The Biography of a Dangerous Idea / What Color is Your Parachute to name some. Even some physics books that catch my eye; The Elegant Universe or Hyperspace to give an example.

Movies: The Boondock Saints, The Legend of 1900, Pitch Black, Aladdin, 12 Monkeys, Being There, Valhalla Rising, Returner, Top hat...

TV: Jeopardy, Archer, Lie to Me, Spy, Firefly, Grim, House, Bobs Burgers, Family Guys and American Dad...

Music: 80's pop, hip-hop, rap-rock, bluegrass...

My car radio: 93.7, 94.7, 98.5, 100.5, 106.5, 107.9

Food: Mostly the edible kind. But Ive been known to sample a plastic pear now and then...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter being foremost. Followed by food and good friends. Four, five and six are yet to be determined. But shower/bath is pretty high up there.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The multiverse possibility, cats, watermelons, string theory, the number 3, dinner and the why of peoples actions. Also.. I spend way to much time thinking about how to keep the bathtub from slowly draining, whilst I read or watch a show, and having to continuously add water.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work almost every Friday night. On the few that I dont.. I spend them with my friends. Jeopardy comes on at 7 and who ever guesses final jeopardy question and answer closest... heaven forbid correctly.. gets to rule like king for like.. 10 min... until eveyone gets tired of it!
You should message me if
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You want to meet someone with no expectations of how a date should or shouldnt proceed, you like to laugh, or you just want to. And you want to help add to my Fitocracy or Untapped. The 2nd one is arguably more fun.