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Uebermind

25 / M / straight / Single

Houston, Texas

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
6' 1" (1.85m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Kids
Pets
Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English, Arabic, German

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My Self-Summary

What do you get when you mix rice and sour cabbage? When German ruthless efficiency meets Vietnamese jungle warfare tactics, their powers combine to make one super stud. My karaoke rendition of Heart's "These Dreams" will change your life if you have the privilege of hearing it.

What I’m doing with my life

Still getting used to life after college. I work at a hedge fund now, which isn't as soul-crushing as you might think.

I’m really good at

I majored in history at Rice, which means I'm great at writing tons of papers on things people already knew. There's nothing quite like kicking back, hearing stories of the old days, like the time a malicious Gaul told Gaius Scaevola he was "flaming," but nobody got the joke because his hand really was on fire. Some people say I'm actually majoring in "Unemployment", but they're just jealous that I'm going to be raking in the big bucks as an Official Summarizer one day.

The first things people usually notice about me

That I am quick with the rapier and the rapier wit alike, and I am unafraid to unsheathe both at my leisure.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Movies: Inglourious Basterds!!!! Zombie movies, Gattaca, In the Mouth of Madness, Zoolander, My Dinner with Andre, Bubba Ho-Tep, Amadeus, Euro Trip, Zulu, Starship Troopers, Troy, Apocalypse Now, The Last Temptation of Christ, Inherit the Wind

Books: Anything by John Steinbeck, Walden, Calvin and Hobbes

Music: The Bravery, James Blunt, Kaiser Chiefs, Dashboard Confessional, Postal Service, Moby, Jimmy Eat World, The Shins, Radiohead, Collective Soul, Toadies, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Weezer, Johnny Cash, 80s Music

Food: Indian food, sushi

The six things I could never do without

1. HEPA Air Filters 2. Wikipedia 3. Hummus 4. Coffee 5. Video games 6. Unibroue Beer

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How I ended up in a job for which I have zero qualifications. And how I'd survive the zombie apocalypse.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

My spoon is too big.