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UglyPuckling

31 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.94m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Sign
Scorpio
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Hawaiian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think I'm stuck somewhere between surfer kid and country boy. It's super confusing I know.

Well now how best to describe myself hm?

I'm a pretty happy go lucky kind of guy...nothing really gets me down. So you can always find me cracking a dirty joke or laughing way too loud. I've been told I can get along with anyone I come across.

I'm a union elevator repairman so obviously I'm pretty damn blue collar! But I absolutely love what I do...everyday I wake up I get to say, I get to do bad ass shit today. I've found that not a lot of people get to say they love what they do so I know I'm lucky.

As for fun, ah hell, I'm down for anything! I enjoy playing hockey and soccer on my weekends. But always down for weekend get aways. You don't have to twist my arm for spa days either haha I can always use a massage. I want to get into a little more international travel and see a bit more of the world...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work, Hockey, and School

But thats only Mon-Fri.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'll go with the typical humble brag....given enough time im pretty good at whatever I set out to do.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Height and Laughter for suuuure!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Um. Lets see..

Books:
Awol on the Appalachian Trail, R.A. Salvatore's Series, Most of Dan Abnett, I read a lot of sci-fi/fantasy novels cause...well im a total geek.

Movies:
Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, End of Watch, Die Hard, Skyfall, Django, Avatar, The Worlds Fastest Indian, A-Team, Hobbit, Avengers, Ghost in the Darkness, District 9, Departures, Jiro dreams of sushi, Patriot, Last of the Mahicans, I can go on forever...i like so many different types of movies its crazy.

Music:
Chicago Blues, Hardcore, Metal, Classic Rock, basically anything I can get my hands on.
:: Black Keys, Howlin Wolf, Motohiro Hata, Bane, Comeback Kid, This is Hell, Old school Metallica, Motorhead, Journey, Drake, Danger Doom, Wu-tang, Steve Miller, Tom Petty, Fleetwood Mac, Meteors, Mad Sin, Dashboard Confessional, Secondhands Serenade, Boston, annnnd we'll finish up with....um...Lil Wayne. hahah why not.

Food: FOOOOOOOOD! But my favorites are Mexican and Italian...fuuuuck ya!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hockey
Union
Family & Friends
Naps (Unbelievable how awesome naps have truely become)
Dogs
My bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just a few OkC thoughts:

The like button does virtually nothing but be annoying and add an additional point onto the star in the upper right hand corner. It's only accessible to viewing by being a A-lister...and who's actually paying for that?
On that point who are you people that like someone...but have their shit set to incognito mode? Its like uhhh well thanks for that...i guess?

With that point I'm actually surprised women on the site aren't more aggressive in messaging. I mean we're all supposed to be breaking down gender roles and shit but yet most cling to the "guys gotta message first" shenanigans. If you're complaining about how you get nothing but idiotic messages and dick pics you really only have yourself to blame....how bout messaging that guy you think is kinda cute but have a lot of shit in common with....

Also ladies...i appologize on behalf of men sending out dick pics. I know it sucks.

Why are there so many damned trannies on this ish? Well at least they put in more gender associations i guess.

Jesuuuuus, women of the bay area please for the love of kittens and shit please take the ear phones out of your head. Also on that note....have you tried smiling lately?

When i say hello or compliment you on the street...its meant to get you to smile. Stop taking so much offense...im not trying to fuck you on the sidewalk. You're making it difficult out here on the streets!

What's with the romanticising of SF...it's neither beautiful or unique anymore. It's run down, homeless are everywhere, and there's trash littering the streets.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm being honest I spend more Fridays at home than out and about. Part of the downfall of being an adult with a taxing job on body.

Or sometmes im working somewhere in the city fixing some buildings elevator over night.

When i do get out though i enjoy going out to dinner and just straight having conversations with people or friends. Its nice to have a civil convo since at work my partner and I spend like 98% of the day being lewd perverted humour crackin working machines....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I do not have an appendix.

Or a lot of patience for bullshit it seems.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Fuck i dunno, how bout if you want to help me clear out my backyard that I've been ignoring for the last year. Finally get a garden and patio going?

Or hell got an interest in rebuilding a car? Got one in the garage and have never done it myself so shit may be interesting...

The possibilities are endless...