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Uglytrollboy

58 M Rochester, NY

My Details

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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
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Education
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Searching for that elusive combo, that click, the back and forth banter, the muse... A relationship built on trust, intimacy, partnership, honesty and openness - that deep connection, shared laughter, adventures and discoveries...

Don't really have a set type as it's an elusive combination of things - it's hard to pinpoint a perfect match - perhaps I never will... I guess just be ourselves...

So... if you're intelligent, physically appealing, keep in shape, politically left of center, still sexy/sensual...humor and playfulness are essential too... Please contact me ASAP... time is a wasting!

Oh and sorry ladies - there are no pics of me in a speedo holding a dead fish... but if you have one I'll take a look...

Bottom line... Doesn't matter what you say about yourself, doesn't matter what I say about myself - let's just meet and see what happens!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
the other nite i was out walking - clear sky, stars, almost full moon... i stopped and just stood there facing the moon totally bathed in it's lite, just being in the moment - my god the clarity of that moment was amazing...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being myself...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am - awake, funny, creative, self-deprecating, artistic, athletic, well traveled, financially stable, emotionally stable, deep, very laid back, spiritual, honest, open
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Being happy for no reason... my daughter, cooking, travel, music, absurd humour, pitch black sky filled with stars, laughing till it hurts, the space between my thoughts - long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days... :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my daughter
true love
intimacy
reaching and your hand is there
playfulness
me
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
perhaps my life and how i was brought up - actually the details of my life are quite inconsequential - not sure... where do i begin?

my father was a relentless self-improving boulangerie owner from belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery... my mother was a fifteen year old french prostitute named chloe with webbed feet... maybe it was because my father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark... sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament...

my childhood was typical, summers in rangoon, luge lessions.... in the spring we'd make meat helmets... when i was insolent i was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really... at the age of 12 i received my first scribe - at the age of 14, a zoroastrian named vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles - there really is nothing like a shorn scrotom, it's breathtaking...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–64
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You are intelligent, physically appealing, politically left of center, still sexy/sensual...humor and playfulness are nice, too...

You have integrity, honesty, empathy... self-awareness...