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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 26
Relationship Type
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Other (Somewhat), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am nerdy, poly, active, self-aggrandizing and self-deprecating in equal measure; not necessarily in that order.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Traveling, rock climbing, gaming, cooking, adventures, reading, and stupid projects, with hopefully just the right amount of selling out thrown in for good measure. Again, not necessarily in that order.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
See above, plus both being and not being concise.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, when I am not wearing my glasses. I'm always wearing my glasses. Note this does not mean I actually have a refractive index with a negative value.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy books while eating.
I enjoy books about food.
If I have someone who'll sous to my chef, an audience, and a budget, then I enjoy food about books.
That last statement tells you more about who I really am than a laundry list of authors and artists I'm enamored of ever will.

Since it matters... I am, in fact, enamored of a laundry list of authors and artists.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Shaggy dog tales


Duck fat

Friends and partners who not only Keep Up, but require Keeping Up With

My bags of tricks

Not sweating the small stuff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to say more than one thing at once.

"What's next?"

Perspective, and how to change it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, because Fridays are for amateurs.
On those occasions I'm not, I'll usually be doing my best to replace the word "or" with the word "and."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That just because it's serious, doesn't mean it's not also a joke.

Sometimes you'll hear me bemoan how 10 years in the PNW has made this New Yorker go soft...
That's true, but I've enjoyed every minute of it.

The fastest way for my friends to find an open spot on my calendar is to ask for help feeding everyone they know.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Scheduling with me can be a challenge as I work at least 50 hours/week, and my career plan will make that true for at least a few more years. That said, I make a concerted effort to have time for as many awesome people as I'm able. I also make my pie crust from scratch with a 50/50 mix of butter and lard. If the above facts regarding the flakiness in my life work for you, send me a message and we'll go do a thing.