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Ugthak

31 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am nerdy, poly, active, arrogant, and self-deprecating; not necessarily in that order.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Traveling, rock climbing, gaming, cooking, and stupid projects, with hopefully just the right amount of selling out thrown in for good measure. Again, not necessarily in that order.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
See above, plus both being and not being concise.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, when I am not wearing my glasses. I'm always wearing my glasses. Note this does not mean I actually have a refractive index with a negative value.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy books while eating.
I enjoy books about food.
If I have someone who'll sous to my chef, an audience, and a budget, then I enjoy food about books.
That last statement tells you more about who I really am than a laundry list of authors and artists I'm enamored of ever will.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Shaggy dog tales

Introspection

Duck fat

Friends and partners who not only Keep Up, but require Keeping Up With

My bags of tricks

Not sweating the small stuff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to say more than one thing at once.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, because Fridays are for amateurs.
On those occasions I'm not, I'll usually be doing my best to replace the word "or" with the word "and."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The frequency with which it both is and is not a joke.

Also, if you're reading this and we have a high match percentage, there's a non-zero chance you've already enjoyed my cooking. Seattle's a small town, and my friends figured out years ago that one of the few reliable ways to find an open spot on my calendar is to ask for help feeding everyone they know.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm frequently unavailable, since I work at least 50 hours per week. That said, I make a concerted effort to have time for as many awesome people as I'm able. I also make my pie crust from scratch with a 50/50 mix of butter and lard. If the above facts regarding the flakiness in my life work for you, send me a message and we'll go do a thing.