I am nerdy, poly, active, arrogant, and self-deprecating; not necessarily in that order.

Slacking, tending bar, rock climbing, traveling, gaming, cooking, and stupid projects.

See above, plus both being and not being concise.

My eyes when I am not wearing my glasses. I'm always wearing my glasses. Note this does not mean I actually have a refractive index with a negative value.

I enjoy books while eating, books about food and, with proper notice, someone who'll sous to my chef, an audience, and a budget, food about books.
The above statement tells you more about who I really am than a laundry list of authors and artists I'm enamored of ever will.

This section intentionally left vague.
I will admit I have a special place in my heart for the ellipsis, tilde, semicolon, and oxford comma.

How to say more than one thing at once.

Working, because Fridays are for amateurs.

The frequency with which it may and/or may not be a joke.

I'm genuinely busy and frequently artificially unavailable, since I know my work schedule less than a week ahead of time. That said, I make a concerted effort to have time for as many awesome people as I'm able. I also make my pie crust from scratch with a 50/50 mix of butter and lard. If the above facts regarding the flakiness in my life work for you, have a look at the "the two of us" section to make sure we don't have any deal breakers... then send me a message and we'll go do a thing.