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UkuleleFrank

21 M Bremerton, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there, I'm Frank. I play video games and the ukulele, go to school for TV broadcasting production, work at a movie theatre, and have a cat named Marvin. I beatbox sometimes. I can't really think of what else I'm supposed to put here right now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wake up, school, work, sleep. Rinse and repeat with video games and food somewhere in between.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing music, being funny (usually through the driest wit possible), beatboxing, and faking a variety of accents. I've been repeatedly complemented on my Christopher Walken impression.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Here's some testimonials from friends of mine:

"Frank has the biggest genitalia I've ever seen."
"You should've signed up for BlackPeopleMeet.com"
"Saucy Frank is not a scrub."
"He'd probably look good in a banana hammock."
"Chicks dig ukulele players, right?"

Take all of these with a grain of salt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(updated as I find new stuff)

Books: The Road, John Dies At The End, Zombie Survival Guide, Scott Pilgrim, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, and I guess articles from the SCP Foundation Wiki if that counts

Movies: Kaiju movies (Godzilla, Pacific Rim, etc.), Pulp Fiction, Skyfall, Scott Pilgrim, V for Vendetta, Watchmen, Seven Samurai, Godzilla, Elf, Wes Anderson films, Django Unchained, The Words, Mystery Team, Jurassic Park, Sharknado, Drive, Gravity

Shows: Futurama, Adventure Time, Community, Twilight Zone, Venture Bros., Arrested Development, Archer, Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Lagann, Kill la Kill, Attack on Titan, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Music: Beyond the Sea is my absolute favorite song of all time and if you don't like any variation of it, we can't possibly be friends. As for bands, Gorillaz, Pink Floyd, AWOLNATION, Justice, Led Zeppelin, Caravan Palace, Presidents of the United States of America, Jake Shimabukuro, Daft Punk, Muse, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Anamanaguchi, White Stripes, MC Frontalot, Kavinsky, Imagine Dragons, Studio Killers, Flight Facilities, Friendly Fires, Michael Bublé, Breakbot, Chromeo

Food: Sushi, pasta, burgers, poutine, chicken, tacos, and pretty much anything that involves meat

Video Games: Monster Hunter, Metal Gear Solid, Borderlands, Fire Emblem, Legend of Zelda, Bioshock, Pokemon, Red Dead Redemption, Hotline Miami, Half-Life 2, Bastion, VVVVVV, Street Fighter 3, Uncharted, Metro: Last Light, Mortal Kombat, Chrono Trigger, Payday 2, Dark Souls, Grand Theft Auto, Resident Evil 4
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Video games, music, ukulele, art, my cat, and ice cream sandwiches.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Why does my house not have AC?"
"Who even thought of oral sex?"
"Did Clarissa ever explain anything?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or playing video games because I'm so social you guys seriously
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am deathly afraid of needles in a doctor's office. Whether it's a tetanus shot or a blood test, I'm trying to shift between hyperventilation and planning my escape route.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think anything I've dribbled here is interesting, you can get me a Tesla Model S, want to go explore some abandoned building, or you want to talk about how awesome Kaiju movies are.

If I have visited your page multiple times and not messaged you, it's likely because I'm terrible at first messages and I'm trying to think of something interesting to say.

I have a Twitter now I guess???? Follow me if you feel like it. @TotalTortilla

Also if you have kids or have ever used the term "cishet" in a serious manner, nope.