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22 Bremerton, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:42pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Entertainment / Media
Less than $20,000
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there, I'm Frank. I play video games and the ukulele, am getting a degree in TV broadcasting production, work at a movie theatre, and have a cat named Marvin. I beatbox sometimes.

I like making people laugh, and I'd love to be a voice actor one day. I mostly just enjoy relaxing and taking life nice and easy. I'm always down for relaxing at home with a video game or a movie, but if you've got some sick hiding place we can go adventure to, I'll be there in an instant.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Now that school's done, I'm looking into a second job at some point. Other than that, it's eat, sleep, video games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing music, being funny (usually through the driest wit possible), beatboxing, and faking a variety of accents. I've been repeatedly complemented on my Christopher Walken impression.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Here's some testimonials from friends of mine:

"Frank has the biggest genitalia I've ever seen."
"You should've signed up for"
"Saucy Frank is not a scrub."
"He'd probably look good in a banana hammock."
"Chicks dig ukulele players, right?"
"A solid alternative to a pet rock."

Take all of these with a grain of salt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(updated as I find new stuff)

Books: Phillip K. Dick's stories, Ready Player One, The Road, John Dies At The End, Zombie Survival Guide, Scott Pilgrim, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, and I guess articles from the SCP Foundation Wiki if that counts

Movies: Kaiju movies (Godzilla, Pacific Rim, etc.), Pulp Fiction, Skyfall, Scott Pilgrim, V for Vendetta, Watchmen, Seven Samurai, Godzilla, Elf, Wes Anderson films, Django Unchained, The Words, Mystery Team, Jurassic Park, Sharknado, Drive, Gravity

Shows: Futurama, Adventure Time, Community, Twilight Zone, Venture Bros., Arrested Development, Archer, Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Lagann, Kill la Kill, Attack on Titan, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Bojack Horseman

Music: Beyond the Sea is my absolute favorite song of all time and if you don't like any variation of it, we can't possibly be friends. As for bands, Gorillaz, Pink Floyd, AWOLNATION, Justice, Led Zeppelin, Caravan Palace, Presidents of the United States of America, Jake Shimabukuro, Daft Punk, Muse, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Anamanaguchi, White Stripes, MC Frontalot, Kavinsky, Imagine Dragons, Studio Killers, Flight Facilities, Friendly Fires, Michael Bublé, Breakbot, Chromeo, Miles Davis, Plumtree

Food: Sushi, pasta, burgers, poutine, chicken, tacos, and pretty much anything that involves meat

Video Games: Monster Hunter, Metal Gear Solid, Borderlands, Fire Emblem, Legend of Zelda, Bioshock, Pokemon, Red Dead Redemption, Hotline Miami, Half-Life 2, Bastion, VVVVVV, Street Fighter, Uncharted, Metro: Last Light, Mortal Kombat, Chrono Trigger, Payday 2, Dark Souls, Grand Theft Auto, Resident Evil 4, Persona 4, anything developed by Platinum Games
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Video games, music, ukulele, art, my cat, and ice cream sandwiches.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The strange questions presented and never answered by rap music, like, "What is a 'thun thun thun', and why can't I drop it?" "What am I turning down?" "What is X gonna give me?"

It's so mysterious.

Lately I've also had cyberpunk on the mind. I want to live in a mixture of Blade Runner, Deus Ex, Shadowrun, and Tron.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or playing video games because I'm so social you guys seriously
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am deathly afraid of needles in a doctor's office. Whether it's a tetanus shot or a blood test, I'm trying to shift between hyperventilation and planning my escape route.
You should message me if
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You think anything I've dribbled here is interesting, you want to live in a cyberpunk future, go explore some abandoned building, watch a bunch of cartoons in bed all day, or you want to talk about how awesome Kaiju movies are.

If I have visited your page multiple times and not messaged you, it's likely because I'm terrible at first messages and I'm trying to think of something interesting to say.

Also if you have kids, nope.

Also also, I'm not interested in anyone who doesn't live in or plan on moving to Washington, preferably around the Seattle area.