I'm Josh but most people call me Ulk* what with all the games I play online ;___; Born in Poole, UK my parents decided it'd be worthwhile moving to York when I was 2. I've lived around the York area ever since. Well, apart from those two wasted years at Huddersfield University doing Chemistry.
I'm big on my science & science fiction if you're looking for an easy ice breaker but just be yourself. I tend to tease and joke about as I find it's easier than awkward silences.
If you're not interested in the rambling and raving inherent in peoples' profiles on this site then I suggest skipping this section :v
I have a pet tortoise but she currently lives with my parents and I'm looking to relocate from Strensall, York to [anywhere].
Recently found out I'd passed my SIA training and now all I need is a license :D
*On the username - please don't use a search engine to find out more - my twitter feed is usually cynical humour that my friends share in but which others assume is just depressing, my YouTube is horrendous, I'm no DeviantArtist and - godsforbid - if you image-search me you'll see some grim stuff. --> I use reddit under the same user ID so things are pulled up that... Well, no. D: