I'm Josh but most people call me Ulk.
I should note here that I'm more heteroflexible than all out bisexual but if you tickle my fancy and can erect my skyscraper we'll see where things go ;)
Born in Poole, UK my parents decided it'd be worthwhile moving to York when I was 2. I've lived around the York area ever since [UPDATE: Until now! Mwahahahaha back in Dorset, baby!]. Well, apart from those two wasted years at the University of Huddersfield getting drunk and failing my studies.
I'm big on my science & science fiction if you're looking for an easy ice breaker but just be yourself. I tend to tease and joke about as I find it's easier than awkward silences.
If you're not interested in the rambling and raving inherent in peoples' profiles on this site then I suggest skipping this section :v
I have a pet tortoise but she currently lives with my parents and I'm a quiet guy with a 'sub' side - PM me if you're curious.
Unemployed but looking at it as a chance to move onto any career.