Welcome to my evil lair! Please keep your hands and feet inside the cart at all times or gigantic evil bats may nibble at them.
Hi! I'm Ultimagu! That's actually a nickname of a nickname, it used to be Ultima Magus, but since you can just smash those two together and make UltiMagu out of it. Anyway, I'm a geeky guy who loves a little word play.
I'm a happily married man to Polyamory_Momma with an amazingly intelligent and stubborn two year old son. I am also together with a wonderful woman Sarah89fromspace. I'm also going into a Master's Program this June so watch out as I continue to run this wacky marathon towards my career as a teacher/professor--so long as I'm standing at the front of the classroom I really don't care with whom I am teaching.
So you might be asking yourself, I get it...he's married, but it says he's 'available'? What sort of crock of shit is that? Well this is my answer. I'm polyamorous. My wife and I are married because we've been together for eight years now (yes, not even high school, but middle-school sweethearts). We're comfortable with our relationship and we practice non-monogamy (open relationship). She's more of a swinger and I'm more polyamorous, but it works for us.
Also, I'm a goofy, academic guy who sometimes is the only one laughing at my jokes. I win some and I lose some...that's life. If there is one phrase by which I live it is this:
"Adversity allows us to grow...or to wilt." ~ Me
And yes, that's another way of saying that "what doesn't kill us only makes us stronger," but I'm more realistic than that: sometimes, what doesn't kill us only cripples us. However, I am always striding forward, always taking on new challenges and greater burdens on my shoulders. I live up to the meaning of my name, Aaron: the mountain of strength.