Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello and welcome to my evil lair! If you're considering me as a
reasonable prospect for your nefarious plans, then please, read
Let's cover the basics, this will be short and sweet.
If you can't handle that I'm a single father, move on.
If you can't handle that I'm a socialist, move on.
If you can't handle that I have burns, move on.
If you can't handle that I'm agnostic, move on.
If you can't hold your own, or don't even have a desire to, have a
deep and thoughtful conversation about the meaning of life, the
universe, and everything then move on.
In short, I can be very blunt. I would prefer to be soft and
poetic, but the world seems to think that beauty or worth is
skin-deep and therefore finds my scars both hideous and
Now! To some nice stuff. The details say 'bisexual'. To explain
fully, I identify as a pansexual man. I'm primal. I'm dominant. I'm
sadistic. If you're afraid of that, then we can simply be friends.
I do believe that is possible.
Yet I am also quiet, contemplative, and sweet. For my ex-wife's
16th birthday I gave her 16 flowers: 15 real roses and one plastic.
Along with this gift I wrote her, "For your sixteenth birthday, I
promise to love you till the last one dies." I write poetry when I
am moved, and most of my poetry concerns the joys and sorrows of
I once saved a woman and her three children from the homeless
shelter. I fell in love with her. I moved them into my home to keep
them away from their abusive ex/father. We dated. She moved
I am an historian and an intellectual, but I am also a doting,
kind, and caring father and friend. More than anything I simply
want to make a family. Tear from me my job, my home, my name. I
just want a loving family.
If you managed to read all of that and can handle all of that then
I invite you to read on. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'd like to be a history professor at a small university, but that
may be a path that is indefinitely on hold for the time being. I'm
a middle school teacher, and I finally have the career I always
wanted. Now if I could just figure out what to do with my love
I just want to find a woman who I can fall asleep next to cuddling.
I want to come home from a hard day at work and play with my
partner (whether that means doing dishes or actually romping or
simply watching a movie). I want to feel excited by my lover,
significant other, primary, whatever it is I end up deciding
I'm also trying to be a good father to my son. I don't want to be
like my father; I want to be there for him.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing my best! Seriously, I'm a fucking workaholic: grade A. Who
turned in their final paper a month and a half early in college?
This guy. Who started working on his retirement fund 40 years
early? This guy. Who knew he was going to be getting at least one
Master's degree back in the 10th grade? This guy.
Probably because of this, I'm also really good at sucking at my
social life. I haven't kept a solid friendship since high school
because I've been so focused on providing for my family and getting
my education. I'd like to see you work a full-time 3rd shift job,
go to school when you get off work at 8am till 4pm, come home and
do dishes, play with your kid for an hour, finally go to sleep at
6-7pm and then wake up at 9pm to go to work FOR A YEAR! Oh yeah and
maintain a two relationships at the same time. You find somebody
who can do that, introduce me to her, we're soul mates! lol
I'd also like to think that I'm a rather decent poet. For example,
as I borrow some old material:
As I walk these hallowed halls,
Surrounded by inanimate dolls,
I seek a way to verify,
That you exist and can't deny,
These bonds of familiar adamance,
Lost in physical appetence.
A wonderful tool,
Is my little pen,
A trusted companion,
Omniscient of my every sin.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically? My scars, my ponytail, my tie.
Personality? My intellectualism, my curiosity, my really bad jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
There are too many to share, so I'm just going to share a few from
Books: Speaker for the Dead by Orson Scott Card
Movies: James Bond maybe?
Show: Tenchi Muyo or Code Geass (animes)
Music: Third Eye Blind or Lifehouse
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
After a long consideration, I have looked at this list and come to
the following conclusion:
I will not list the things that I could never do without, that I
would always need, because I'd like to think that my 'soul', if you
will, is versatile enough to survive any deprivation even if there
are things which my body could not survive without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. What to do. What I wish I were doing. What could have
been should the fancy take me.
I also am immersed in the past, since thinking about it is my
chosen profession. History and the Past, how queerly inseparably
Why I bother to write long in-depth messages laying out my thoughts
and feelings in an attempt to engage in conversation only to be
answered with a visit to my profile and the awkward silence that
follows. Something as mundane as saying 'I'm not interested' is
more courteous than that silent glance of 'what the fuck are you
I also wonder why so many of you seem to want something
'interesting' to happen as opposed to something 'good'. I mean,
yeah, it'd be pretty interesting to have x, y, or z happen, but
doesn't the premise of the question therefore mean that interesting
is not necessarily good? It's like playing the lottery,
'interesting...oh please land on interesting! Crap...I'm going to
die from swallowing too many bees at the Taj Mahal.'
I also wonder why I feel the need to include other people in on my
private conversations with myself. -.-
Just saying... :D
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Youtubing. Grading. Relaxing quietly while listening to a very wide
range of music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask me. Talk to me. I will hide nothing for I am ashamed of
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You managed to read through all of that.
You find me attractive.
You think we may have deep and intriguing conversations.
You want to gush about Doctor Who or Sherlock together.
You like reading fanfiction despite being in your twenties or
You want to talk to someone who will listen and respond with
sincerity no matter who you are.
Who are you looking for?
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