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Ch0c0lat3Fr33d0m

28 Fleming Island, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:22am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzWClNWNIaY

I work out at least five days a week. Don't be that girl who tries to ply me with cakes; I'll just look at you funny right before I disappear. I am a dirty liberal currently pursuing my second Bachelor's degree in computer science so I can make all the monies and get the hell out of Florida. Occasionally, I put wasabi peas on my salad instead of croutons. What else could you possibly need to know about me?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnYDrs2ykcI

You can find me in these streets selling rugs. Go back and read that last sentence again, you racist fuck.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S51NLzmgKb8

You won't notice me. I'm a love sniper. Don't bother running away, you'll only fall in love with me tired.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Graphic novels, Dr. Who, Breaking Bad, Wes Anderson, Joss Whedon, Battlestar Galactica (most recent), I'm currently reading Jane Eyre again and one of those "I'm A Success And So Can You" books by a successful entrepreneur. Also, I have maybe 50 pages of Moby Dick left to go. I love a good documentary, I don't watch GoT but I've read the books. And I've seen SO many movies--usually good ones.

Bands: Until I can acquire music for free, my collection will not match my appetite for sonic novelty, so I'm not going to bother listing bands: the list is probably going to grow.

Food: All of it. I am not a picky eater and I'd rather not date one.

NPR everything, Salon for a lot of my news, TED everything, and Radio Lab. Duh to all the above, right?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Yeah, let's just distill down to SIX THINGS the infinite number of factors and circumstances that lead to:

A) ...the evolution of life on this planet...
B) ...the evolution of humankind...
C) ...the creation of ME.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWu9zW5UCMg

Why haven't we replaced the vermiform appendix with something that naturally secretes WiFi, yet?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3mr0lEipSE

Dates. I eat them. Wait...nooooo, the fruit, not the people! OMG, noooo...come back! I promise I don't eat people! Oh gawwwwd, I'm going to die alllooooonnne!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn26NOoV_lQ

I wonder if Pixar could make cartoon, anthropomorphic cancer cells "likable."

Shitty brunch food and poor squat form are two of my bigger pet peeves.
You should message me if
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If you can't handle me at my "wurst," then you're not getting any sausage.

This profile is basically abandoned. There's even a family of owls living in the rafters. Everything you don't like about this profile was written by them, as a matter of fact. I'm only kidding. I'm actually an owl.

SHARE THIS PROFILE WITH 20 OF UR FRIENDS IN 20 MINUTES OR UR LUNGS WILL FILL UP WITH POPCORN!!!