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TapaTheW0r1d

28 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzWClNWNIaY

I am really competitive and laid-back, in the same sentence. I work hard and I play hard. I am the boring cliche' your mother wants me to be. Let's get dressed up and have a professional photographer take some pics of us being "us," for all of Facebook to see. Yay!

And yes, goddamnit, I love traveling. Anybody who isn't a big dummy wants to go out and do things in exotic locations. That's not even worth mentioning.
What I’m doing with my life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnYDrs2ykcI

I am Abortion Jesus and I give free, miraculous abortions using my advanced, extraterrestrial technology. All my sermons end with me taking a $100 bill and ripping it up, in the same way Regular Jesus ripped up the fish and bread back in the day, until I have enough money to compensate all the ladies in the crowd for all the wages they've been shorted in one year, due to their gender. Then I just talk about Firefly for five hours until everybody wants to crucify me again. Abortion Jesus.

Actually, I'm getting out of the Army in two months and I just got accepted to UW-Tacoma. I imagine the first semester will be mostly prerequisites but the goal is to get into a computer engineering program somewhere. I'm excited!
I’m really good at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE8XKeN0zk4

Learning languages, anything requiring hand-eye coordination, writing eloquently when I feel strongly about something, and being an outrageous fuck (if I like you).
The first things people usually notice about me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S51NLzmgKb8

Why does every rail-thin woman in Seattle think her non-ass is worth mentioning in this section?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
We can discuss this if we meet. I don't feel like typing out all of the things I am passionate about for a statistically indifferent audience. What I mean by "statistically indifferent" is that most of the women on here don't meet my criteria, and I don't meet theirs, so why waste time telling you all of the things?

Food: All of it. I am not a picky eater and I'd rather not date one.
The six things I could never do without
Wait...one of the things you can't live without is sex?? Whoa! I bet you're one of those girls who's also really into breathing and Paris, huh?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWu9zW5UCMg

...reproductive rights, gay marriage, racism, the LHC, wealth inequality, our shitty education system. Nah, just kidding. My thoughts consist entirely of jiggling girl butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3mr0lEipSE

If I'm in Capitol Hill, my Friday night invariably turns into a drag queen safari. Not complaining.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn26NOoV_lQ

I would like to know what Yakuza henchmen are screaming at me right before they attack me with knives. Don't you?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you can't handle me at my "wurst," then you're not getting any sausage.

If you ironically appreciated all the van Damme-ery.

DDRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEE!!!!