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TapaTheW0r1d

28 M Fleming Island, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzWClNWNIaY

I put wasabi peas on my salad instead of croutons. What else could you possibly need to know about me?
What I’m doing with my life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnYDrs2ykcI

You can find me in these streets selling rugs. Go back and read that last sentence again, you racist fuck.
I’m really good at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE8XKeN0zk4

Being an X-Man means never having to learn a skill. Also, when your mother and I discuss my bee beard photography studio in your presence, we're actually talking about me going down on her. Cuz. I. Make. Dat. Pussy. BUZZ, Cuzz. Same thing with quiche recipes.
The first things people usually notice about me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S51NLzmgKb8

Well, according to this article, probably not my eyes: http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/your-race-affects-whether-people-write-you-back/

I wish my dick played theme music every time I got a boner. That wouldn't be the first thing most people notice about me, it would be the first thing the RIGHT people notice about me. Furthermore, it's a test: if a girl doesn't like my boner music, then she probably won't want to hear it on a loop for an hour or so, a few times a week.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Graphic novels, Dr. Who, Breaking Bad, Wes Anderson, Joss Whedon, Battlestar Galactica (most recent), I'm currently reading Jane Eyre again and one of those "I'm A Success And So Can You" books by a successful entrepreneur. Also, I have maybe 50 pages of Moby Dick left to go. I love a good documentary, I don't watch GoT but I've read the books. And I've seen SO many movies--usually good ones.

Bands: Until I can acquire music for free, my collection will not match my appetite for sonic novelty, so I'm not going to bother listing bands: the list is probably going to grow.

Food: All of it. I am not a picky eater and I'd rather not date one.

NPR everything, Salon for a lot of my news, TED everything, and Radio Lab. Duh to all the above, right?
The six things I could never do without
Yeah, let's just distill down to SIX THINGS the infinite number of factors and circumstances that lead to:

A) ...the evolution of life on this planet...
B) ...the evolution of humankind...
C) ...the creation of ME.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWu9zW5UCMg

Why haven't we replaced the vermiform appendix with something that naturally secretes WiFi, yet?
On a typical Friday night I am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3mr0lEipSE

I feel like this section only gives me two options. Either:

A) I am an alcoholic with friends.

OR

B) Fountains of blood spurting from my wrists really bring out the color in my cold, rape-y eyes.

I suppose being a benevolent hermit perched atop Mt. Netflix is a "middle of the road" option but compromise is for cowards.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn26NOoV_lQ

I wonder if Pixar could make cartoon, anthropomorphic cancer cells "relatable."

Also, if a girl tells me she's really into giving "golden showers," I dump her immediately. Because that's how you catch...herpes.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you can't handle me at my "wurst," then you're not getting any sausage.

Online dating, for a lot of guys, is like being the president of a club no one cares about. You make a ton of flyers, tell all your friends they should come to a meeting sometime, and, in the end, only two people show up. So you rack your brain for hours trying to figure out how to get more people to come out to your club meetings and events when, in the back of your mind, you know the answer is probably drugs.