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28 M Fleming Island, FL

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  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:37am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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NEW RULE (for all the liberal women I am constantly being matched with): You're not allowed to make fun of anti-Science, conservative whack jobs who don't believe in global warming if you refuse to lift weights because you don't want to "get big." You're not allowed to put down other people for living in a fantasy land instead of dealing with scientific reality when, by buying into the popular myth that casual female lifters will "get too bulky," you're essentially doing the same thing.

I put wasabi peas on my salad instead of croutons. What else could you possibly need to know about me?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

You can find me in these streets selling rugs. Go back and read that last sentence again, you racist fuck.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

Being an X-Man means never having to learn a skill.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

Well, according to this article, probably not my eyes:

I wish my dick played theme music every time I got a boner. That wouldn't be the first thing most people notice about me, it would be the first thing the RIGHT people notice about me. Furthermore, it's a test: if a girl doesn't like my boner music, then she probably won't want to hear it on a loop for an hour or so, a few times a week.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Graphic novels, Dr. Who, Breaking Bad, Wes Anderson, Joss Whedon, Battlestar Galactica (most recent), I'm currently reading Jane Eyre again and one of those "I'm A Success And So Can You" books by a successful entrepreneur. Also, I have maybe 50 pages of Moby Dick left to go. I love a good documentary, I don't watch GoT but I've read the books. And I've seen SO many movies--usually good ones.

Bands: Until I can acquire music for free, my collection will not match my appetite for sonic novelty, so I'm not going to bother listing bands: the list is probably going to grow.

Food: All of it. I am not a picky eater and I'd rather not date one.

NPR everything, Salon for a lot of my news, TED everything, and Radio Lab. Duh to all the above, right?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Yeah, let's just distill down to SIX THINGS the infinite number of factors and circumstances that lead to:

A) ...the evolution of life on this planet...
B) ...the evolution of humankind...
C) ...the creation of ME.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

Why haven't we replaced the vermiform appendix with something that naturally secretes WiFi, yet?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?

I feel like this section only gives me two options. Either:

A) I am an alcoholic with friends.


B) Fountains of blood spurting from my wrists really bring out the color in my cold, rape-y eyes.

I suppose being a benevolent hermit perched atop Mt. Netflix is a "middle of the road" option but compromise is for cowards.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

I wonder if Pixar could make cartoon, anthropomorphic cancer cells "relatable."
You should message me if
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If you can't handle me at my "wurst," then you're not getting any sausage.

Online dating, for a lot of guys, is like being the president of a club no one cares about. You make a ton of flyers, tell all your friends they should come to a meeting sometime, and, in the end, only two people show up. So you rack your brain for hours trying to figure out how to get more people to come out to your club meetings and events when, in the back of your mind, you know the answer is probably drugs.

This profile is basically abandoned. There's even a family of owls living in the rafters.