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Ummdono

26 M Fairfax, VA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So, I'm living in Savannah currently but I took an analyst job in Fairfax starting at the end of the year when I finish my 7 years in the military. Honestly I'm not going to try a get involved with someone here for a few months so I changed my location.

My name is Nick, I'm 26 nerdy athletic guy looking for new friends and someone to date. I'm fond of all the classic things, sports (playing and watching), games (video, board, and drinking), the smell of fresh cut grass that I didn't have to cut, and seafood.
Some random facts:
I hate the walking dead, loved the books, hate the show. Same with Harry Potter.
The most envious I've ever felt was the episode of 30 rock where they had a shrimp made of shrimp shaped like a shimp.
I hate salsa and country music.
My favorite thing is a coke on ice after plane takeoff, unexplainable.
I've been preparing for Martin Broduer's retirement for years and I'm still not ready.
Winking is Kryptonite for me.
I hate going to the gym with other people but can't stand running alone.
The expression, I'm not mad I'm disappointed, is devastating to me.
I've almost been late for work while chasing a stray dog down the highway.
As much as I try and convince myself my favorite color is red I'm fairly certain it's purple.
Gun to my head I have no idea how college football works.. Why on earth do you only need one foot in!?
My hatred for coconut is on par with my hatred of mosquitos and people who use YOLO.
I pick Bulbasaur.
The best: power ranger is the black ranger, ninja turtle is mikey, taco topping is avocado, president was Washington, baked good is pound cake, state is New Jersey, character in big bang theory stuart, and song is Don't stop believing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Starting a new chapter and attempting to teach myself to cook.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sports, games, quoting shows apparently no one watches so I just sound dumb, and forgetting names.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most likely my tattoos unless I'm at work then they're covered.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Easiest section by far:

Books:
The Stranger
Fight Club
I Hope they Serve Beer in Hell
The Count of Monte Cristo
Ect.

Movies:
The Count of Monte Cristo
Fight Club
Snatch
Lucky Number Sleven
Ect.

Shows:
Firefly (can't believe I almost forgot it)
Supernatural
The Big Bang Theory
How I Met Your Mother
Arested Development
Tosh.O
Game of Thrones
Community
Ect.

Music:
Everything except for country and some rap, play Don't stop believing by Journey, Your Love by The Outfield, or Savior by Rise Against and I lose my shit happy.
Just a small town girl, living in a lonely wooorrrlllddd!

Food:
Pretty much everything I'll try anything. Seafood mostly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is a dumb section.
I opt out of five.
Number six is my dog.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Projects and starting my new job.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking with friends at a bar or at my place playing games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm starting to believe that I'm holding out for something that doesn't exist.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're interesting in being friends or dating, please be clear on which. If you like mario cart or smash bros we are already friends. No hookups or weird messages.. girls in Virginia seem classier than most places but still.

I'm sure this is where I lose points.
I'm not that tall, 154 pounds, I work out a few times a week, and can run for a long time. With that in mind I prefer short and fit girls. I know surprise surprise.
Intelligence and passion are incredibly attractive.
No kids please, not that I don't get along with kids. They love me but I have no idea why.
Tons of points for nerdy girls and anyone in a health care field (nurse or vet) but completely not necessary.