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UnKewl

40 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Life is a series of reasons to celebrate.

I love to travel yes... I have found traveling is a great deal more enjoyable when you are with those you love- Family, friends, significant other....

I have a balcony garden thing. You know... Lettuce, herbs and such. The greatest success has been radishes. I have no idea why I planted them. Radishes pretty much suck.

I volunteer Saturdays for a local food pantry. I am taking a CERT (Community Emergency Response Training) course on Tuesdays. Joining Team Rubicon would be a gas.

Some of my weaknesses... I can get emotional, though I am a pretty happy person in general and very rarely get honestly angry. I have had a friend that thought I was judgmental... I told him he was wrong as always.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I got back into school a few years ago for an undergrad degree and currently work as a biochemist of sorts. I really enjoy the job and am lucky to be working with great people.

I love camping, fishing. hiking and would like to get into kayaking. I really enjoy fairly elaborate camp/open fire cooking. Basically outdoors stuff is my bag.

I stay in decent shape with a kettle bell routine and I am back into running 7-9 miles a week despite some nasty plantar fasciitis. I like to complain about a couple injuries I am rehabbing. In fact... I like to complain in general.

I have found myself adopting more of a spiritual path lately. I have attended a couple services and church functions looking for a home. Mostly I started going to church looking to finding ways to give back to the community, but I have to admit I have had unexpected spiritual growth. I love the surprises in life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I think I would make a good dad. I think I am a pretty good friend. I enjoy looking out for people and I am told I give good advice. I value these things a lot.

I suck at yoga. Like people point and snicker kind of suck. Now the Atari game Defender? Not braggin but... I will tool you. I beat the game in 1983 getting the highest score in the house.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am a bit silly I guess. I am the guy in the group that will bust out in the middle of a momentary silence, "Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?... Its true..."

I stole the line from Glee. I should probably put under "Most Private Thing I am Willing To Admit" I both steal lines from movies and other sources to claim as my own... and I watched Glee....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Speaking of silly... Not goin to list 57 favorite books, 39 movies and 'Italian food'... I mean nobody reads that.

So a general idea-

Not really a music fan. Well that isn't completely true, you could say I don't usually listen to music. I do like my silence.

As far as reading. Well I should read more but-
Every now and then I will get into a biography or some poetry. A little cheezy science fiction or comedy type stuff. I like a self-help book every now and then, Tony Robbins being a favorite.

Philip Dick, Saramago, CS Lewis and my favorite recently Kafka.

I do pretty well cooking sometimes. Probably worth mentioning I have Celiacs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I hate this section. You can not come up with something interesting or funny here... Can't be done.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I sometimes believe I spend too much time in contemplation. I have spent a considerable period evaluating this hypothesis.

(I liked writing the previous couple sentences way too much.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I spend some time at home watching netflix with my stupid cat. She likes comedies in general but hates formulaic television.

Uppity for a cat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I tend to note the highest 'Enemy %' matches I run across on searches... Just in case I am out and about, I want to be ready for trouble.

Also... I like to schedule things to create alliteration. For instance when my friend Wayne wanted to get together I suggested Wednesday. Or for instance 'Game of Thrones Thursday". I could lie and say I do it so I have an easier time remembering my schedule but the truth is I just plain find it amusing.

I laugh a lot... But I feel for the people i see on an online dating site. Why is everyone so damned lonely? I know how you feel.

A guy (in Kansas if I remember right) copied word for word parts of my profile. And another here in Austin. Kind of has me irritated.
You should message me if
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You are honest. No games...

I am looking for someone fairly spiritual... Preferably Christian... I seek a long term commitment and nothing would be more depressing than going to church alone every week. In addition to caring for their spirit, I am looking for someone that respects their physical body. She doesn't have to be in amazing shape... But she should lead a balanced life.

Along with her physical health, I cannot date a person with deep seated issues...