Unabated_Blade
28 Chicago, IL
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My self-summary
I'm going to try this whole thing again from scratch, so here we go.

I'm much better in person than my messages would suggest. I'm pretty terrible at this online dating thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Keeping my shit together or at least making a good show of it.

Watching Bob Ross reruns on Twitch. We don't make mistakes, just happy accidents.
I’m really good at
My best party trick is writing everyone's name in Hieroglyphs. You can get your very own limited edition napkin cartouche with a nice message! Order now!

Proprioception. I never look at the stairs when I walk and I always reach for things without looking at them. Hell, I would think that after twenty-whatever years in my body I'd consider myself good at using it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I like smiling a lot. I smile like a dork.

"This guy is like, really, hilariously vain." Think Stephen Colbert with a few more anime and d20 references.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I tend to flail about topic-wise when I'm not reading things that are 3000 years old. I've lately settled on low fantasy, but I imagine that wont last. My brother and I swap books every few months and it's awesome.

Music: The Glitch Mob, Avenged Sevenfold, Gotan Project, Florence and the Machine, Portishead, Led Zeppelin, Muddy Waters, Astor Piazzolla, Jesper Kyd, Bajofondo, La Roux, Massive Attack, Queens of the Stone Age, Woodkid, Kyuss, AWOLNATION
I also like wildly inappropriate mashups.

TV Shows:It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Daredevil, Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Lagann, Star Trek, Arrested Development, Hell on Wheels, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Game of Thrones, Attack on Titan, Arrow, Archer, Macross, Mobile Suit Gundam, Rick and Morty, Mr. Robot

Movies: The Dark Knight, Princess Mononoke, District 9, The Lord of the Rings, Inglorious Basterds, The King's Speech, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Redline, Dredd, PACIFIC RIM

I really have a thing for media featuring giant robots. I swear I'm not 12.

Currently playing a couple video gamees, mostly Legacy of the Void and Heroes of the Storm. Debating getting Fallout 4. Waiting for that damn Overwatch beta to open up...
The six things I could never do without
Nachos
broscience
Garrus Vakarian
My PC
Butts
and a dram of laphroaig
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I would do if a SWAT team just burst into whatever room I'm in
On a typical Friday night I am
Enforcing vigilante justice (this has seriously happened), going to the gym, or playing video games

I'm also starting to frequent Headquarters. Not exactly an easy place to socialize, but come say hello!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a giant fluffly pink stuffed octopus, and he's the final boss to get to me. He is a vicious, jealous, covetous beast named Rango.

My biggest weakness is legs and women that know how to use them.

A show about a boy and a drill saved my life.
You should message me if
we have some things in common. I like talking with people who have a strong foundation in geekery. I'll try my best to respond to messages promptly. Occasionally I get sidetracked...

Please understand that I prefer chatting for a bit online before meeting. It's not you, it's me!
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