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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:09am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly), German (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The following works best if you imagine some gravelly-voiced, don-lafontaine-type guy is saying it.

He hails from lands unknown... Across barren deserts and through the sprawling metropolis he's come on a journey... of discovery.

He once met Jeff Goldblum and they both said 'ah.'

A beer once saved his life. He rewarded it by drinking it slowly.

A thief once broke into his car. He apologized profusely

Wild dogs hate him, yet fear him.

Cats hate him, yet respect him.

He once rolled 3 20s in a row. There were no survivors and the table was retired.

He once had an AK-47 leveled at him. But the scotch was too good to ignore.

He once made a dating profile...

Ok, I can't keep it up any further. I'm Dave, and despite making no sense at all, everything I just said was true.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Moved downtown recently, so I spend most of my free time taking walks and trying to learn the terrain.

Trying to muster up a decent message and then deleting it afterwards when I conclude that it's terrible.

Making chocolate pudding at four in the morning.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My best party trick is writing everyone's name in Hieroglyphs.

Proprioception. I never look at the stairs when I walk and I always reach for things without looking at them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like smiling a lot. I smile like a dork.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I tend to flail about topic-wise when I'm not reading things that are 3000 years old. I've lately settled on low fantasy, but I imagine that wont last. My brother and I swap books every few months and it's awesome.

Music: The Glitch Mob, Avenged Sevenfold, Gotan Project, Florence and the Machine, Portishead, Led Zeppelin, Muddy Waters, Astor Piazzolla, Jesper Kyd, Bajofondo, La Roux, Massive Attack, Queens of the Stone Age, Woodkid, Kyuss
I have a serious weakness/appreciation for female singers.

TV Shows:It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Daredevil, Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Lagann, Star Trek, Arrested Development, Hell on Wheels, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Game of Thrones, Attack on Titan, Arrow, Archer, Macross, Mobile Suit Gundam, Rick and Morty

Movies: The Dark Knight, Princess Mononoke, District 9, The Lord of the Rings, Inglorious Basterds, The King's Speech, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Redline, Dredd, PACIFIC RIM

I... really like movies. Like, I'd marry Hollywood if it was a girl.

If you haven't noticed, I really have a thing for giant robots.

Currently playing The Witcher 3 and Heroes of the Storm with my boys. Eagerly awaiting the new Metal Gear Solid.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Garrus Vakarian
my office badge (I literally cannot live without it)
and a dram of laphroaig
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do if a SWAT team just burst into whatever room I'm in.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enforcing vigilante justice (this has seriously happened) or playing video games.

I'm also starting to frequent Headquarters. Come say hello!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a giant fluffly pink stuffed octopus, and he's the final boss to get to me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...something in my profile made you happy. I like talking about what makes movies, books, and games "good", I like bumping into catchy new music. want to go on a date. I need some social interaction. I don't know enough people around town now and I would just like to chat with someone for once.