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Unabated_Blade

26 M Naperville, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:41am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly), German (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
The following works best if you imagine some gravelly-voiced, don-lafontaine-type guy is saying it.

He hails from lands unknown (Pennsylvania). Across barren deserts and through the sprawling metropolis he's come on a journey... of discovery.

He once met Jeff Goldblum and they were both speechless.

A beer once saved his life. He rewarded it by drinking it slowly.

A thief once broke into his car. He apologized.

Wild dogs hate him, yet fear him.

Cats hate him, yet respect him.

He once rolled 3 20s in a row. There were no survivors.

He once had an AK-47 leveled at him. But the scotch was too good to ignore.

Ok, I can't keep it up any further. I'm Dave, and despite making no sense at all, everything I just said was true.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to generate some long term momentum and find a place to stay for longer than a few months. I've been living the mercenary life for quite a while now.

Staying in Chicago! I'm moving closer to the city, so stay tuned!
I’m really good at
My best party trick is writing everyone's name in Hieroglyphs.

Proprioception. I never look at the stairs when I walk and I always reach for things without looking at them. It makes it very easy to learn physical tasks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I smile like a big dope. Don't come calling if you dig the brooding Byronic types.

If my nose stuck out any further from my face it'd get confiscated at airports.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: American Gods, A Wheel of Time, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Forever War, By the Sword, Guns, Germs, and Steel, Dune, Stardust, Good Omens, Mistborn and other Brandon Sanderson, The Belgariad, The Name of the Wind, Devil in the White City, Romance of the Three Kingdoms
I tend to flail about topic-wise when I'm not reading things that are 3000 years old. I've lately settled on fantasy, but I imagine that wont last.

Music: The Glitch Mob, Avenged Sevenfold, Gotan Project, Florence and the Machine, Portishead, Led Zeppelin, Muddy Waters, Florence and the Machine, Astor Piazzolla, Jesper Kyd, Bajofondo, La Roux, Massive Attack, Queens of the Stone Age, Woodkid
I noticed now that I put Florence twice. I'm gonna leave it there. Gal deserves it.

TV Shows:The Walking Dead, Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Lagann, Star Trek, Arrested Development, Hell on Wheels, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Game of Thrones, Attack on Titan, Arrow, Archer, Macross
If it's on AMC, I'll watch it. If you need subtitles, I'll watch it.

Movies: The Dark Knight, Princess Mononoke, District 9, The Lord of the Rings, Inglorious Basterds, The King's Speech, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Redline, Dredd, PACIFIC RIM

I... really like movies. Like, I'd marry Hollywood if it was a girl.

If you haven't noticed, I really have a thing for giant robots.

Currently playing Transistor by Supergiant Games and Diablo III
The six things I could never do without
Nachos
broscience
Garrus Vakarian
My PC
my office badge (I literally cannot live without it)
and a dram of laphroaig
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I would do if a SWAT team just burst into whatever room I'm in. I really size up every room I enter.

/r/comeonandslam

/r/asmr
On a typical Friday night I am
Now that I'm in Chicago and don't know anyone, I'm usually at the gym or playing a game. until I increase my social circles, I'm kinda marooned. Someone rescue me! I think an ocean liner ran over my last message in a bottle!

I'm not averse to going to bars and places, I just don't know many people who are and part of the fun is going with a crew.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been in a real fight or flight, life or death situation and ran straight into it making gorilla noises.

I flirt like an anvil. Its not very pretty to watch.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...something in my profile made you happy. I like talking about what makes movies, books, and games "good", I like bumping into catchy new music. Drop me a line and say something nice, and I promise I'll write you something as well!

...you want to go on a date. I need some social interaction. I don't know enough people around town now and I would just like to chat with someone for once.