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Unabated_Blade

27 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 7:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly), German (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The following works best if you imagine some gravelly-voiced, don-lafontaine-type guy is saying it.

He hails from lands unknown (Pennsylvania). Across barren deserts and through the sprawling metropolis he's come on a journey... of discovery.

He once met Jeff Goldblum and they were both speechless.

A beer once saved his life. He rewarded it by drinking it slowly.

A thief once broke into his car. He apologized.

Wild dogs hate him, yet fear him.

Cats hate him, yet respect him.

He once rolled 3 20s in a row. There were no survivors.

He once had an AK-47 leveled at him. But the scotch was too good to ignore.

He once made a dating profile...

Ok, I can't keep it up any further. I'm Dave, and despite making no sense at all, everything I just said was true.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Moved downtown recently, so I spend most of my free time taking walks and trying to learn the terrain.

During the week, I help staff one of the best law firms around. I love the people I work with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My best party trick is writing everyone's name in Hieroglyphs.

Proprioception. I never look at the stairs when I walk and I always reach for things without looking at them. It makes it very easy to learn physical tasks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am extremely expressive. Think Emilia Clark's eyebrows trapped on Johnny Depp's face with Shatner at the helm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: American Gods, A Wheel of Time, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Forever War, By the Sword, Guns, Germs, and Steel, Dune, Stardust, Good Omens, Mistborn and other Brandon Sanderson, The Belgariad, The Name of the Wind, Devil in the White City, Romance of the Three Kingdoms
I tend to flail about topic-wise when I'm not reading things that are 3000 years old. I've lately settled on fantasy, but I imagine that wont last.

Music: The Glitch Mob, Avenged Sevenfold, Gotan Project, Florence and the Machine, Portishead, Led Zeppelin, Muddy Waters, Florence and the Machine, Astor Piazzolla, Jesper Kyd, Bajofondo, La Roux, Massive Attack, Queens of the Stone Age, Woodkid
I noticed now that I put Florence twice. I'm gonna leave it there. Gal deserves it.

TV Shows:The Walking Dead, Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Lagann, Star Trek, Arrested Development, Hell on Wheels, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Game of Thrones, Attack on Titan, Arrow, Archer, Macross, Mobile Suit Gundam
If it's on AMC, I'll watch it. If you need subtitles, I'll watch it.

Movies: The Dark Knight, Princess Mononoke, District 9, The Lord of the Rings, Inglorious Basterds, The King's Speech, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Redline, Dredd, PACIFIC RIM

I... really like movies. Like, I'd marry Hollywood if it was a girl.

If you haven't noticed, I really have a thing for giant robots.

Currently playing The Witcher 3.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nachos
broscience
Garrus Vakarian
My PC
my office badge (I literally cannot live without it)
and a dram of laphroaig
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do if a SWAT team just burst into whatever room I'm in.

/r/comeonandslam

/r/asmr
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Now that I'm in Chicago and don't know anyone, I'm usually at the gym, playing something on my computer, or binging out on MST3K

I'm not averse to going to bars and places, I just don't know anyone at all downtown.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been out of the dating game longer than you have and I have no game.

In lieu of a wonderful woman, I sleep with a giant fluffy pink octopus.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...something in my profile made you happy. I like talking about what makes movies, books, and games "good", I like bumping into catchy new music. Drop me a line and say something nice, and I promise I'll write you something as well!

...you want to go on a date. I need some social interaction. I don't know enough people around town now and I would just like to chat with someone for once.