Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The following works best if you imagine some gravelly-voiced,
don-lafontaine-type guy is saying it.
He hails from lands unknown (Pennsylvania). Across barren deserts
and through the sprawling metropolis he's come on a journey... of
He once met Jeff Goldblum and they were both speechless.
A beer once saved his life. He rewarded it by drinking it
A thief once broke into his car. He apologized.
Wild dogs hate him, yet fear him.
Cats hate him, yet respect him.
He once rolled 3 20s in a row. There were no survivors.
He once had an AK-47 leveled at him. But the scotch was too good to
He once made a dating profile...
Ok, I can't keep it up any further. I'm Dave, and despite making no
sense at all, everything I just said was true.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Moved downtown recently, so I spend most of my free time taking
walks and trying to learn the terrain.
During the week, I help staff one of the best law firms around. I
love the people I work with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My best party trick is writing everyone's name in
Proprioception. I never look at the stairs when I walk and I always
reach for things without looking at them. It makes it very easy to
learn physical tasks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am extremely expressive. Think Emilia Clark's eyebrows trapped on
Johnny Depp's face with Shatner at the helm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Wheel of Time
, A Song of Ice and Fire
, By the
, Guns, Germs, and
other Brandon Sanderson, The Belgariad
, The Name of the Wind
in the White City
, Romance of the Three
I tend to flail about topic-wise when I'm not reading things that
are 3000 years old. I've lately settled on fantasy, but I imagine
that wont last.
, Avenged Sevenfold
, Gotan Project
Florence and the
, Led Zeppelin
, Muddy Waters
, Florence and the
, Astor Piazzolla
, Jesper Kyd
, La Roux
, Massive Attack
, Queens of the
I noticed now that I put Florence twice. I'm gonna leave it there.
Gal deserves it.
, Cowboy Bebop
, Gurren Lagann
, Star Trek
, Hell on Wheels
, Avatar: The Last
, Game of Thrones
, Attack on Titan
, Mobile Suit Gundam
If it's on AMC, I'll watch it. If you need subtitles, I'll watch
, Princess Mononoke
, District 9
, The Lord of the
, Inglorious Basterds
, Indiana Jones
, PACIFIC RIM
I... really like movies. Like, I'd marry Hollywood if it was a
If you haven't noticed, I really have a thing for giant
Currently playing The Witcher 3
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my office badge (I literally cannot live without it)
and a dram of laphroaig
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do if a SWAT team just burst into whatever room I'm
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Now that I'm in Chicago and don't know anyone, I'm usually at the
gym, playing something on my computer, or binging out on
I'm not averse to going to bars and places, I just don't know
anyone at all downtown.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been out of the dating game longer than you have and I have no
In lieu of a wonderful woman, I sleep with a giant fluffy pink
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...something in my profile made you happy. I like talking about
what makes movies, books, and games "good", I like bumping into
catchy new music. Drop me a line and say something nice, and I
promise I'll write you something as well!
...you want to go on a date. I need some social interaction. I
don't know enough people around town now and I would just like to
chat with someone for once.
Who are you looking for?
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