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26 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:14pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly), German (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The following works best if you imagine some gravelly-voiced, don-lafontaine-type guy is saying it.

He hails from lands unknown (Pennsylvania). Across barren deserts and through the sprawling metropolis he's come on a journey... of discovery.

He once met Jeff Goldblum and they were both speechless.

A beer once saved his life. He rewarded it by drinking it slowly.

A thief once broke into his car. He apologized.

Wild dogs hate him, yet fear him.

Cats hate him, yet respect him.

He once rolled 3 20s in a row. There were no survivors.

He once had an AK-47 leveled at him. But the scotch was too good to ignore.

Ok, I can't keep it up any further. I'm Dave, and despite making no sense at all, everything I just said was true.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Moved downtown recently, so I spend most of my free time taking walks and trying to learn the terrain.

During the week, I help staff one of the best law firms around. I love the people I work with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My best party trick is writing everyone's name in Hieroglyphs.

Proprioception. I never look at the stairs when I walk and I always reach for things without looking at them. It makes it very easy to learn physical tasks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smile like a big dope. Don't come calling if you dig the brooding Byronic types.

I've had women tell me that I have long eyelashes. I'm uh, not sure how to take that one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: American Gods, A Wheel of Time, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Forever War, By the Sword, Guns, Germs, and Steel, Dune, Stardust, Good Omens, Mistborn and other Brandon Sanderson, The Belgariad, The Name of the Wind, Devil in the White City, Romance of the Three Kingdoms
I tend to flail about topic-wise when I'm not reading things that are 3000 years old. I've lately settled on fantasy, but I imagine that wont last.

Music: The Glitch Mob, Avenged Sevenfold, Gotan Project, Florence and the Machine, Portishead, Led Zeppelin, Muddy Waters, Florence and the Machine, Astor Piazzolla, Jesper Kyd, Bajofondo, La Roux, Massive Attack, Queens of the Stone Age, Woodkid
I noticed now that I put Florence twice. I'm gonna leave it there. Gal deserves it.

TV Shows:The Walking Dead, Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Lagann, Star Trek, Arrested Development, Hell on Wheels, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Game of Thrones, Attack on Titan, Arrow, Archer, Macross, Mobile Suit Gundam
If it's on AMC, I'll watch it. If you need subtitles, I'll watch it.

Movies: The Dark Knight, Princess Mononoke, District 9, The Lord of the Rings, Inglorious Basterds, The King's Speech, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Redline, Dredd, PACIFIC RIM

I... really like movies. Like, I'd marry Hollywood if it was a girl.

If you haven't noticed, I really have a thing for giant robots.

Currently playing Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel and Metro: 2033
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Garrus Vakarian
my office badge (I literally cannot live without it)
and a dram of laphroaig
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do if a SWAT team just burst into whatever room I'm in. I really size up every room I enter.


On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Now that I'm in Chicago and don't know anyone, I'm usually at the gym or playing a game. until I increase my social circles, I'm kinda marooned. Someone rescue me! I think an ocean liner ran over my last message in a bottle!

I'm not averse to going to bars and places, I just don't know many people who are and part of the fun is going with a crew.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been in a real fight or flight, life or death situation and ran straight into it making gorilla noises.

I think most of the people on this site are just looking for validation and don't give a damn about actually meeting people. I'm kinda worried that deep down I'm one of them.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...something in my profile made you happy. I like talking about what makes movies, books, and games "good", I like bumping into catchy new music. Drop me a line and say something nice, and I promise I'll write you something as well! want to go on a date. I need some social interaction. I don't know enough people around town now and I would just like to chat with someone for once.