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UncertainlyNot

19 F Orlando, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Unemployed
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
***Now with 12% more asbestos!***

First things first: I am a transwoman. This means I am a woman with a biologically male origin (Since apparently it wasn't clear enough, yes, it means I have a penis. I can't believe I have to spell that out.). That said, I am an aspiring physicist, writer, and general academic. I've also been looking into mortuary science. I enjoy many things, none of which involve razors or other such sharp things that tend to cut. I am interested in either a friendship-with-benefits, friendship, or night-long relationship of varying degrees of intimacy. In case it's unclear, I am perfectly okay with hookups (probably after meeting someone once in public; just a habit). I am ALSO willing to have a relationship WITHOUT fucking, because I understand asexuality and was asexual for an extended period of time. I am mentally handicapped, and very slightly physically disabled. This does NOT mean that I am 'retarded' or in a wheelchair all the time. I love intelligent conversations. I am kinky, but not always. I like messing with people's heads and convictions, because I can. I do not have religion, but I respect it and have a habit of getting irritated at people who are jerks about it from any position. The portal to my brain reads 'Abandon all hope, ye who enter here'. I'm pretty sure I just misquoted Dante's Inferno but don't really care enough to check. This is a non-sequitur; so are opossoms. I enjoy making rants that often involve philosophy and my rejection of conventional morality. I have an inferiority complex that actually drives my superiority complex (not as contradictory as you'd think). I like brackets (as should be obvious [but may not be {but on second thought, this series of parenthetical statements probably makes obvious}]). I'm writing additions to this summary in the middle of the night with a somewhat feverish delight, which should explain some of the strangeness. I try to respect just about everyone; I like to think that every person is a decent person in general. I am, however, known for making cruel jokes at times. I spend much of my time either reading or watching film; I also enjoy drawing and sculpture. I am horrible at painting. I have a wall that is roughly 70% bookcase, and I have no more room in said large bookcase. I have not read many of the books inside it. I am always looking to find more. I am told my drawings are strange; I will admit that they certainly have an abstract quality, but I'm proud of them. I have written quite a lot but I have also been neglecting this part of me.

Ah! It should probably be noted that I am currently in a devoted relationship.

To give you an idea of my somewhat nerdy nature, I play Dwarf Fortress.

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Since it is apparently interesting to people here, I am an INTJ/P. (I say J/P because I am only barely counted as J.)

It is far more important to understand what is than it is to decide what should be- without the first, the second will be terribly flawed.

In other news, school is about to begin, and with it, the reign of the Great Old Ones, come to devour our souls and destroy humanity in an orgy of sex, violence, and insanity. Film at eleven.

I find it extremely amusing that since the word 'hookup' popped up on my profile, I've been getting lots of visits from straight men who never seem to say 'hello'... Thankfully, most of them are horrifically unattractive, although those who are not quickly become terribly tragic losses. XD

Oh, right. Maybe I should point out that while I'm a dom and rather ridiculously sadistic, I'm also ridiculously masochistic as well. So... whee!
What I’m doing with my life
At the moment, very little other than trying to get my newly-adult life under wraps.

Being a one-woman-sect of Discordianism. Because why not.

Dealing with past trauma. Fun!
I’m really good at
Physics, writing, reading, thinking, public speaking, philosophy, other academics. Also video games, playing about, making awful jokes, and making people feel uncomfortable when I start talking about philosophy.
The first things people usually notice about me
They think I'm British because I enunciate. I have a vocabulary. I have breasts and yet I sing and speak in a low baritone (working on that). I appear intimidating, apparently.

Also the sense of humor. I apparently laugh at all the wrong things; this does not surprise me, because my idea of 'the funniest joke in the universe' is an hour long lecture on existentialism.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: The Late Great Iain M. Banks, The Grand Moff Tolkien, Vonnegut, what little I have read of José Lois Borges, Patrick Childs (he's really a lovely guy), Neil Gaiman, Deborah Teramis Christian (also a lovely woman), The Great and Holy Oscar Wilde, Allan Ginsberg, Allan Moore and others who I will write up here when I remember.

Movies: Dark City, The Seventh Seal, Metropolis (Fritz Lang, not the anime, I didn't like the anime much at all), There Will Be Blood, Hellboy, The Avengers, Casablanca, everything by Pixar that I have seen so far, Song of the South (I'm not bloody racist), Star Trek Into Darkness, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (Gary Oldman AND Benedict Cumberbatch: I am become fangirl, destroyer of worlds), Love Actually, Hedwig and The Angry Inch (which I will never watch again because I cried too much the first time), most recently, Frozen, and others which I will think of later.

Shows: Sherlock, Doctor Who, Dangerman (it's fun), and Mystery Science Theater 3000. Also 'The Crystal Maze'. I can't think of many, truthfully.

Food: Pizza and most anything from Raglan Road. Also Cheeseburgers with fried jalapenos. Dear god, yes.
The six things I could never do without
Love, books, music, beauty, philosophy, reason, and counting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The nature of the universe and mankind's place therein, what that implies for me and those whom I love, how the universe works physically, and the human body.

Also food. I'm very hungry much of the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with someone with whom I enjoy sharing my life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The most private thing I'm willing to admit is that I was once emotionally abusive to a partner. I am deeply ashamed of this and it has shaped a lot of how I treat people anymore.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For casual sex
You should message me if
You are interested in anything I'm looking for. Also if you have a lot of knowledge of physics that you're willing to share! (No, seriously, I love that subject.) Or if you're a transwoman who wants to hook up, because I am SO okay with that.

Please type with good English. It's just easier to understand. Not a requirement, though.

Also, seriously, read the whole goddamn profile. There's a lot here that might disappoint you if you didn't look carefully. (Hint: THE FIRST SENTENCE)

Even if you don't think I'd be interested in you, if you're interested in me, don't be shy. Feel free to chat!

I am NOT currently interested in romantic relationships. I have the perfect man already. If you want a fuck buddy or friend with benefits, though, I'm your lady. If you're over twenty-six, you should buy me dinner or cute clothes first. (That's a joke; that only applies if you're over 35.)