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20 Orlando, FL Trans Woman, Non-binary

Trans Woman, Non-binary

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:59pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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***Now with 0% interest in men!***

No really, if you identify as a man, I don't want to date you. Piss off.

First things first: I am a trans woman. This means, in my case, that I am a woman with a penis. That said, I am an aspiring biomedical engineer. I am interested in either a friendship or night-long relationship of varying degrees of intimacy; I might want to date someone new but it's really unlikely. I am ALSO willing to have a relationship WITHOUT fucking, because I understand asexuality and was asexual for an extended period of time. I have deleted the sentence that was here before because somehow people thought that it made for a good conversation started when it really didn't. I love intelligent conversations. I am kinky, but not always. I like to fuck with people's patriarchal, misogynistic bullshit (so yes, I'm one of those evil feminist ladies you've heard about). I do not have religion, but I respect it and have a habit of getting irritated at people who are jerks about it from any position. The portal to my brain reads 'Abandon all hope, ye who enter here'. I'm pretty sure I just misquoted Dante's Inferno but don't really care enough to check. This is a non-sequitur; so are opossoms. I enjoy making rants that often involve philosophy and morality. I like brackets (as should be obvious [but may not be {but on second thought, this series of parenthetical statements probably makes obvious}]). I try to respect just about everyone; I like to think that every person is a decent person in general. This website is determined to prove me wrong. I spend much of my time either reading or watching film; I also enjoy drawing and sculpture. I am horrible at painting. I have a wall that is roughly 70% bookcase, and I have no more room in said large bookcase. I have not read many of the books inside it. I am always looking to find more. I am told my drawings are strange; I will admit that they certainly have an abstract quality, but I'm proud of them. I have written quite a lot but I have also been neglecting this part of me.

I have four partners, and I love all of them.

To give you an idea of my somewhat nerdy nature, I play Dwarf Fortress.


Since it is apparently interesting to people here, I am an INTJ/P. (I say J/P because I am only barely counted as J.)

In other news, school is about to begin, and with it, the reign of the Great Old Ones, come to devour our souls and destroy humanity in an orgy of sex, violence, and insanity. Film at eleven.

I find it extremely amusing that since the word 'hookup' popped up on my profile, I've been getting lots of visits from straight men who never seem to say 'hello'... Thankfully, most of them are horrifically unattractive, although those who are not quickly become terribly tragic losses. XD

Note to people: D/s relationships are not something you talk about in the first fucking message. Assholes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to overcome my terror regarding going to college.

Being a one-woman-sect of Discordianism. Because why not.

Dealing with past trauma. Fun!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Physics, writing, reading, thinking, public speaking, philosophy, other academics. Also video games, playing about, making awful jokes, and making people feel uncomfortable when I start talking about philosophy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Boobs and baritone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: The Late Great Iain M. Banks, The Grand Moff Tolkien, Vonnegut, what little I have read of José Lois Borges, Patrick Childs (he's really a lovely guy), Neil Gaiman, Deborah Teramis Christian (also a lovely woman), The Great and Holy Oscar Wilde, Allan Ginsberg, Allan Moore and others who I will write up here when I remember.

Movies: Dark City, The Seventh Seal, Metropolis (Fritz Lang, not the anime, I didn't like the anime much at all), There Will Be Blood, Hellboy, The Avengers, Casablanca, everything by Pixar that I have seen so far, Song of the South (despite how fucking boring the live-action segments are), Star Trek Into Darkness, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Love Actually, Hedwig and The Angry Inch (which I will never watch again because I cried too much the first time), most recently, Frozen, and others which I will think of later.

Shows: Sherlock, Doctor Who, Dangerman (it's fun), and Mystery Science Theater 3000. Also 'The Crystal Maze'. I can't think of many, truthfully.

Food: Pizza and most anything from Raglan Road. Also Cheeseburgers with fried jalapenos. Dear god, yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, books, music, beauty, philosophy, reason, and counting.

Yeah seriously fuck this kind of question. I could TECHNICALLY do without this sure, but I'd rather not so fuck the fuck off. Fucker.

Ooh, I forgot to mention comical amounts of vulgarity!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nature of the universe and mankind's place therein, what that implies for me and those whom I love, how the universe works physically, and the human body.

Also about when the fuck they're gonna make another Dishonored game I mean really god
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with someone with whom I enjoy sharing my life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The most private thing I'm willing to admit is that I was once emotionally abusive to a partner. I am deeply ashamed of this and it has shaped a lot of how I treat people anymore.
You should message me if
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You are interested in anything I'm looking for. Also if you have a lot of knowledge of physics that you're willing to share! (No, seriously, I love that subject.) Or if you're a transwoman who wants to hook up, because I am SO okay with that.

Please type with good English. It's just easier to understand. Not a requirement, though. If u tlk lik ths i cnt rd ur msg

Also, seriously, read the whole goddamn profile. There's a lot here that might disappoint you if you didn't look carefully. (Hint: THE FIRST SENTENCE)

Even if you don't think I'd be interested in you, if you're interested in me, don't be shy. Feel free to chat!

If you're over twenty-six, you should buy me dinner or cute clothes first. (That's a joke; that only applies if you're over 35.)

Also if you're going to ask for nudes, just ask for my porn blog and follow it. I'm not giving you nudes just for yourself. Asshole.

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